Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's back! Love After Lockup, baby!  This season's couples are:

Melissa and Louie.  Our favorite Jersey girl still has stars in her eyes when she think of former Big Man on Campus Louie from Lakeland.  He's been the Big Man on the Yard the last 10 years.  Now he's out and likely already tired of her.  His mom has zero patience for Melissa's silliness. Will Louie stay with his mom, Donna, in Atlanta, move to Jersey with Melissa, or find the closest drug source to get away from them both?

Chelsea and "Mikey".  Chelsea is the deaf woman with the two-toned hair. Michael/Mikey learned about 5 signs to communicate with her, thereby endearing him to her forever and ever. 

Britney and Kerok.  Straight out of LDL, Britney and Kerok continue their rather uncomfortable story on LAL. With Kerok released to the wild, will EB back off?  He is a creepy stalker. Their other storylines are their foolish desire to have children asap and that most of his family has not seen him since he started his physical transition. 

Raneka and Asonta. Another fresh LDL couple, Raneka moved her children and her lemon-lime wig to Atlanta for Asonta; a.k.a. Lacitrus. We have learned that Lacitrus died a week ago in a car crash which colors what we are watching.  Let's see what he did after prison.  Raneka will focus on figuring out the story behind his "auntie" girlfriend. 

Andy and Brittney. Ugh, this LDL clown.  Andy is an ex-cop and garbage father who is going all in on an ex-addict convict with kids. His ex-wife is also an addict, so Cap'n save-an-addict is going to try again.  He's happy to spend his money on her while his kids wait for him to step up and be a dad. The best thing he may have done for his kids is to move 5 hours away from them to be nearer to Brittney.  Do you sense I don't care for him? What tipped you off? 

Sharae and Anthony.  Sharae and Anthony were teenage sweethearts until he cheated on her.  They got back together and planned a wedding while he was incarcerated.  Only problem is he is still married to someone else.  Oops!  No wedding for you!   Of course, Sharae is lying to her family, claiming they are married.  We have another "husband"; I do hope he's also her "soulmate".  

Joynomi and Redd.  They have been together 7 years but have never met in person. During their great love affair, Joynomi got pregnant.  Since they never met and Redd wasn't shipping out swimmers, Joynomi's baby daddy is someone else, so they are starting from a place of trust and mutual respect. 

The new season starts September 15, 2023 and will have 90 minute episodes.  Warm up your typing fingers.  The snarkfest is on!

[Keywestclubkid]

Got my pom pom out and my fresh green wig on .... let's go 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

My nails are sharpened with "jewels" on the tips and my lashes are on lock.  Let's get this season started!

[OoogleEyes]

Who hoooooo! Time for these felons to be free! Let the mutha fuckah out!

C'MOOOOOOOON

Edited September 16, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[SemiCharmedLife]

Savannah:  "We will get married in our own way.  I don't know what that will look like..."

Me:  It will look like him avoiding you at all costs and hooking up with any girl that comes along.

Edited September 16, 2023 by SemiCharmedLife
OOPs. wrong desparate woman.

[Gobi]

Not gonna lie, it's going to be weird watching the Asonta segments.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Louie from Lakeland will be on our screens. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hey Bunkies!  In honor of the Louie from Lakeville segment, I have a photo of my high school crush next to me, along with a chem test my friend fished out of the garbage can a bazillion years ago.  A nice big red "F" on top! Yes, I do have good taste! 😉

[Maybeitsme]

I chose the wedding dress special, even though my prison boo doesn't want to be married. It's all good tho, at least for the next 5 years.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Not gonna lie, it's going to be weird watching the Asonta segments.

I kinda wish they would have cut those segments.  I don't think I can enjoy any negativity coming his way, and if he is the typical ex con, he may be getting into some mischief...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi all. I made it to the halfway house a few weeks early after being on my best behavior as well as numerous hand jobs for the guards. Some new people to comment (okay, snark) about, so that’s always a plus. And no Gino and Jasmine! Hooray. (Oops, wrong show)

[Keywestclubkid]

thank god no more Savana 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Jake is going to "put a ring on it" alright....a Ring security system!

[WaltersHair]

I went to the wrong thread and had a small heart attack. Then I came here. LOVE.

[Keywestclubkid]

he said he got abs for me .... LOL 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Dang!  Now I know why the dentist was Louie's first stop after freedom!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I ask this every week—are Raneka’s daughters better off yet?

[kacesq]

Good evening all!!! Favorite night of the week!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I ask this every week—are Raneka’s daughters better off yet?

where are they she literally moved them and then dumped then with no friends for this man

[Auntie Anxiety]

I could have sworn that Brittney loved Andy for his charming personality and good looks.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, some familiar faces I see. Louie from Lakeland lost his looks to meth.

[Elizzikra]

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Hey Bunkies!  In honor of the Louie from Lakeville segment, I have a photo of my high school crush next to me, along with a chem test my friend fished out of the garbage can a bazillion years ago.  A nice big red "F" on top! Yes, I do have good taste! 😉

I'm gonna need some Boone's Farm wine to revisit my high school years. I think Melissa was maybe more of the Zima era?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I'm waiting outside the prison gates, green wig firmly affixed, wedding dress on, a smile on my lips and a plate of shrimp Alfredo in my hands. Lets do this! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I ask this every week—are Raneka’s daughters better off yet?

and every week we are right there with you!!!

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! I'm waiting outside the prison gates, green wig firmly affixed, wedding dress on, a smile on my lips and a plate of shrimp Alfredo in my hands. Lets do this! 

No Mad Dog 20/20?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! I'm waiting outside the prison gates, green wig firmly affixed, wedding dress on, a smile on my lips and a plate of shrimp Alfredo in my hands. Lets do this! 

but is your kitchen clean? :P

[Eldemarge]

We're finally going to SEE if that the ex-cop guy who gives me the creeps is actually a bonafide creep!  (My instincts for these dudes have never been wrong)

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I could have sworn that Brittney loved Andy for his charming personality and good looks.

Andy is doing nothing for the "cops love donuts" stereotype...

[Gobi]

Kerok, playing all the hits. The home of Rock!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Something tells me that Brittney and Kerok won’t have as rosy a future as she thinks.

[Keywestclubkid]

she had two shirts and a bag on that trolly what the hell 

[Empress1]

The way she talks about Kerok is very sweet.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Something tells me that Brittney and Kerok won’t have as rosy a future as she thinks.

Shocking. This show has such a stellar track record…

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

I'm gonna need some Boone's Farm wine to revisit my high school years. I think Melissa was maybe more of the Zima era?

Oh, I'm really sad I didn't think of Boone's Farm to guzzle while I stare at this photo of the guy I stalked loved.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

No Mad Dog 20/20?

Nah, just some prison hooch. 

[kacesq]

Time for classy Raneka…

”happily ever after” yikes.

[Keywestclubkid]

this god damn wig 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka is so shy, demure and sophisticated. Who wouldn’t love her?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he said he got abs for me .... LOL 

The big question is whose abs?

5 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Dang!  Now I know why the dentist was Louie's first stop after freedom!

Appearing on the next faces of meth ad, Louie from Lakeland! Those teeth are scary.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Can you imagine if Raneka were INSIDE while screaming and carrying on???  

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

but is your kitchen clean? :P

Spotless. I didn't cook the shrimp Alfredo, I picked it up at the strip club. You know, between shifts. 

[Gobi]

Well, I guess they did live happily ever after. (Too soon?)

Edited September 16, 2023 by Gobi

[WaltersHair]

She needs to ditch the AstroTurf wig

[SemiCharmedLife]

$4000 to move, Raneka?  Don't worry- that's only 1000 vending machine eyelashes you need to sell.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Can you imagine if Raneka were INSIDE while screaming and carrying on???  

I think the receptionist had that same thought, thus her telling Raneka to wait outside.

[Keywestclubkid]

why you gotta beat on me ...haha 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I think the receptionist had that same thought, thus her telling Raneka to wait outside.

That receptionist will forever be one of my favorite ancillary characters…

[Elizzikra]

Just now, kacesq said:

That receptionist will forever be one of my favorite ancillary characters…

Can she get a SAG card from that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka has mapped out all the corn fields in the area.

[Gobi]

Remind me, which one hasn't had sex for a long time?