Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

Why did Lindsay call him over just to yell at him some more?  He was mid-crisis and burning toilets.

[Keywestclubkid]

How dare you pay off your bills HOW DARE YOU 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m just focusing on Lindsey’s hair. Nothing else matters.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Why is she mad that Blaine paid his restitution?

Because she's selfish and self centered and only thinks of herself? 

[Ladystardust]

I can't understand a word he's saying, but Blake is growing on me. I think he's trying.

[Empress1]

DRAG HER BLAINE

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, its Britt and Marce's segment. @Eldemarge, where'd you have dinner? What did you eat? Did you have fancy drinks and wine? Was he on time? Does he dress nice? Smell good? Is he funny? As funny as you? 

The most important question...does he appreciate your snark? Will he join in our snark? Will he scorn your snark?

[Gobi]

"I paid off my prostitution, I mean restitution bills!"

[Keywestclubkid]

thats what being in a relationship is .. taking turns taking care of each other WHEN needed ...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Blaine referring to Flappy? Or Daonte? Or both?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Well I'm shocked. Blaine is most definitely sick of Lindsey's crap.

[Empress1]

Lindsey legit has no argument.

[Keywestclubkid]

OH SNAP ... he went DEEEEEEEP yes Blane is now my favorite 

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, its Britt and Marce's segment. @Eldemarge, where'd you have dinner? What did you eat? Did you have fancy drinks and wine? Was he on time? Does he dress nice? Smell good? Is he funny? As funny as you? 

This nice restaurant called Supper at a nice area in San Antonio.  We had scallions and I think he had a red snapper.  And great cocktails!   Free wine since it was my birthday.

He's SO FUNNY.  Nobody makes me laugh as much.  We make each other laugh. He smells good.  Dresses in black jeans, black shoes, basic t-shirts. He wants to expand his wardrobe but I'm fine with it.  Smells good.  Tells me I smell good!  He makes the bed every morning! Oh and he made me breakfast once, too. Avocado toast and fruit.  Already has a skincare routine so I don't have to fix it...  Saves money, owns his own house, a car, been at his job in I.T. for 14 years.  No kids, no ex-wife, loves animals a lot but doesn't have pets because the thought of them dying one day is too much.  Got along great with my cats and talked to my kid some while I was at the gym. They bonded a bit over computer games.

Oh and he says he likes that I can just eat whatever and not make a big deal.  Likes how I can "put away some pastries."  I was like "If I die, can you say that at my funeral?  'She could really put away some pastries' "   LOL   We ate a lot while he was here, but we were both in "vacation mode."    

[SemiCharmedLife]

OOOH!  Blaine went there!

[OoogleEyes]

There is entirely too much shit going on for this to be the finale

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

The most important question...does he appreciate your snark? Will he join in our snark? Will he scorn your snark?

Oh he's very snarky and likes my snark.  He was sad that he had to leave tonight because he said he wanted to watch Love After Lockup with me!

[Pepper Mostly]

I absolutely love that Blaine called her on her shit. "You can sit in prison and con some sucker". And Lindsay flounces away, clutching her pearls in distress at his calumny. Girl. Own it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

TC needs a therapist to help him express his feelings. 

[candall]

Marcelino's modeling photos showed one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen.  Now, if I may be completely superficial, he's a nerdy guy in thick glasses that seem more geriatric than hip, with narrow shoulders emphasized by the sleeveless tee that's stretched across his pot belly and clashes with his baggy camo shorts.  What HAPPENED, Marce? 

FFS, man, make an effort.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

OH SNAP ... he went DEEEEEEEP yes Blane is now my favorite 

Yep. Lindsey is the way she is because nobody calls her on her shit. She’s pretty and uses that. Blaine is right and she knows it. That’s why she walked away.

[Keywestclubkid]

he has told her all this that he is bad with his feelings and is now attacking him because he is bad with his feelings ... 

[Ladystardust]

"I suck at, like, being a person, or whatever." That pretty much sums every person on this show. It should be the official tagline.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

This nice restaurant called Supper at a nice area in San Antonio.  We had scallions and I think he had a red snapper.  And great cocktails!   Free wine since it was my birthday.

He's SO FUNNY.  Nobody makes me laugh as much.  We make each other laugh. He smells good.  Dresses in black jeans, black shoes, basic t-shirts. He wants to expand his wardrobe but I'm fine with it.  Smells good.  Tells me I smell good!  He makes the bed every morning! Oh and he made me breakfast once, too. Avocado toast and fruit.  Already has a skincare routine so I don't have to fix it...  Saves money, owns his own house, a car, been at his job in I.T. for 14 years.  No kids, no ex-wife, loves animals a lot but doesn't have pets because the thought of them dying one day is too much.  Got along great with my cats and talked to my kid some while I was at the gym. They bonded a bit over computer games.

Oh and he says he likes that I can just eat whatever and not make a big deal.  Likes how I can "put away some pastries."  I was like "If I die, can you say that at my funeral?  'She could really put away some pastries' "   LOL   We ate a lot while he was here, but we were both in "vacation mode."    

I absolutely LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh he's very snarky and likes my snark.  He was sad that he had to leave tonight because he said he wanted to watch Love After Lockup with me!

I love him. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Notice how they all stopped talking about her being an alcoholic ... she deflected that shit and made this all him 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Amber is nice for one second and then starts right in on him again. She is a crap person. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh he's very snarky and likes my snark.  He was sad that he had to leave tonight because he said he wanted to watch Love After Lockup with me!

He's a keeper 

[Keywestclubkid]

because thats how he deals with his Truma ... like you use booze amber 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Someone needs to play the tape back for Amber. We all remember what the doctor actually said and she’s the only one who doesn’t.

[Eldemarge]

OH @Pepper Mostly, I told him the muffin story and he was like "You gotta stop trying to impress boys!!!"  🤣 

Noooo, Monique isn't actually going to marry this fool.  Well, this show is full of bad marriages so I guess that could happen.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh lord...is this really going to be over 2 hours? There isn't that much to cover, is there?

[candall]

3 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Well I'm shocked. Blaine is most definitely sick of Lindsey's crap.

Is this the "shocking" part of the The Shocking Season Finale?? 

I was hoping for more along the lines of TayLER beats Chance over the head with his power washer and kills him.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Oh lord...is this really going to be over 2 hours? There isn't that much to cover, is there?

Well, I'm going to need more booze. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, candall said:

Is this the "shocking" part of the The Shocking Season Finale?? 

I was hoping for more along the lines of TayLER beats Chance over the head with his power washer and kills him.

god love ya for thinking he didn't pawn that thing the moment the camera crew left 

[JenE4]

What are the chances that all of these couples are breaking up in the finale episode? It’s almost like they hung onto a “love” after lockup to squeeze one more season out… 

[Auntie Anxiety]

During their wedding, Derek drags the female officiant off into the bathroom for a quickie. Even though he stopped doing that stuff.

[Keywestclubkid]

I wonder what that creepy rich dude that wanted a house full of pregnant ex cons is up to .. I feel like his story got swept away quickly 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron has such a calm, measured delivery.

[goofygirl]

According to my tv, this shitshow is on from 8:00 to 10:17!!!!  Whut???  I'm about to fall asleep as it is!

But I do love hearing about Eldemarge's new boyfriend!!  THAT IS SO GREAT!!!

[JenE4]

This is on until 11:17?!? Oh, damn, better get the phone charger.

[WaltersHair]

My cable says this is season 4 episode 50. Have we really wasted that much time on these people?

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Oh lord...is this really going to be over 2 hours? There isn't that much to cover, is there?

OH, no!  90 minutes is too long for me.  I enjoyed the fast paced one hour version.

[OoogleEyes]

I kind of hate that everything (including unlocking your car) is in your phone. 

[Gobi]

Drinking game - Every time Cam has a drink, have a drink. Then say goodbye to your liver

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I kind of hate that everything (including unlocking your car) is in your phone. 

I hated it till I was in the grocery store and had forgot my wallet...now its like how did I not use this before 

[Pepper Mostly]

He needs adult supervision? He's had that, IN PRISON. 

[Keywestclubkid]

isn't his wife an adult? 

[JenE4]

Cam is going to drinking classes.

[Ladystardust]

Wow. Cameron is being...mature and insightful??

[WaltersHair]

I hate that I have to two step authenticate everything with my phone, but I do like to know if someone is creeping around my Amazon account