Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Taylor, cut your losses and maybe use long term birth control.

She’ll probably give him one more chance (he) because she hasn’t give him enough yet.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Kitty!!!!!!! I like Chance's friend because of how much his cat likes him.  But then he's Chance's friend so you know he can't be okay.

He's Chance's friend and I am an astronaut. Just another rent-a-friend who wants a SAG card. 

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

The male version of Queen.

MY QUEEN!

My favorite secondary characters are the ones who call them on their shit. Queen, Daonte’s mom, Daonte’s friend, Bobbie … all the ones who are like “You are so dumb” or “s/he sucks!”

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

This friend of Chance’s should just go around parolee to parolee giving sage advice.

What was with the tidal wave coming out of the back of chance’s pickup? Did he drunkenly forget to turn off his power washer, or is he trying to one-up Sean with a mobile flatbed hot tub?

Each parolee should be assigned a "tough love" friend rather than a parole officer.  

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Kitty!!!!!!! I like Chance's friend because of how much his cat likes him.  But then he's Chance's friend so you know he can't be okay.

He was giving the kitty butt scritches.

[goofygirl]

Cameron's wonderful sisters show up for a visit....  Look out Aris!

Hot Dog!! Tequila shots!! WOOHOO!!

Edited April 29, 2023 by goofygirl

[Keywestclubkid]

2 month break im gonna have withdrawals 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I just bought really nice new sheets that are not from BB&B and was hoping to score some more new sheets in BB&B’s liquidation, but it sounds like there aren’t great deals to be had.

The deals are modest at best. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's Chance's friend and I am an astronaut. Just another rent-a-friend who wants a SAG card. 

The guy parachuted in to get Chance emergency evac’d.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

2 month break im gonna have withdrawals 

SAME. July?? I will die.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

2 month break im gonna have withdrawals 

I KNOW. What will fill the trash void until then?

[JenE4]

It’s never a good sign when you squeeze the lime directly into a full bottle of tequila.

[Keywestclubkid]

I aint gonna get drunk ... lets do shots ... ugh 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tonight’s Supporting Actor Emmy Award goes to alcohol.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

That orange kitty is stealing my heart right now.

I can forgive a lot in a man who unabashedly loves his cat.  

[Keywestclubkid]

wait he got a job?? 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait he got a job?? 

Yeah, he said so an episode or two ago. Customer service.

[Auntie Anxiety]

In case you all didn’t know, Cameron handles his business. And how’s that going for him?

[Keywestclubkid]

how dare you let me DRINK ... lol she didn't hold that to your lips with a gun to your head .. stop this you have control over your own actions 

[Pepper Mostly]

See, the sisters hit the ground running. Enter yelling. 

[JenE4]

Cam, I don’t think this is your big ass house. This is Aris’s big ass house.

[WaltersHair]

WHAT? First there is no new Yellowjackets this week and now TWO months. Ah hell nah.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Yeah, he said so an episode or two ago. Customer service.

"customer service" ? lol 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I don't know.  If Cam had put the bottle on his bar, his sister might have said, "Oh, I see she's changed you.  Now you can't even had a drink."  They can't be satisfied with anything.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

2 month break im gonna have withdrawals 

WHAT 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

See, the sisters hit the ground running. Enter yelling. 

Seriously. Why does no one have normal sisters on this show?

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I KNOW. What will fill the trash void until then?

I'm afraid it's gonna be dumbass Momma June.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Derek:  At the end of the day, I want to be with Monique on tv.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, goofygirl said:

I'm afraid it's gonna be dumbass Momma June.

NEVER !!!

[Eldemarge]

Silvery Pony Man update:  The weekend was awesome, the whole week was awesome!  He took me out for a birthday dinner, we discovered a great coffee house, we went to Austin and I met his friends, we hung out in a hotel and my room and never got sick of each other.  Paid for everything, got a manicure with me (he paid), cooked us dinner last night, fixed a few things in my house (hawt).

So he tried to change his flight tonight so he could stay longer but ended up not doing it because it would cost the entire ticket cost.  He decided to come back in July for his birthday so we can see each other. 

Oh and he said the next time I come to Florida, he'll take me to meet his mom.

So we're OFFICIAL and he's been texting me from the airport and saying he misses me already.  Swooning.  Help me, I found a man who competes with my awesome solitude and he won. 😅

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

I'm afraid it's gonna be dumbass Momma June.

Yeah, I don’t fuck with Momma June.

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

"customer service" ? lol 

I think it’s legit. He said what kind of company it was but I forget what it is.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique came to collect her son from the playground.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

WHAT 

yea a new love during lockup doesnt start for 2 months 

[Gobi]

Sorry I'm late. I was working on my new rap single, "Power Washin' Man", and lost track of time.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I'm afraid it's gonna be dumbass Momma June.

That's a bridge to far for me. Turns out even I have some standards. 

[Empress1]

“Stop sleeping with your phone in your draws.” I CANNOT.

[Keywestclubkid]

like he was good to those 10 other women in a week he ran through 

[Ladystardust]

Her voice is so whiny.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Silvery Pony Man update:  The weekend was awesome, the whole week was awesome!  He took me out for a birthday dinner, we discovered a great coffee house, we went to Austin and I met his friends, we hung out in a hotel and my room and never got sick of each other.  Paid for everything, got a manicure with me (he paid), cooked us dinner last night, fixed a few things in my house (hawt).

So he tried to change his flight tonight so he could stay longer but ended up not doing it because it would cost the entire ticket cost.  He decided to come back in July for his birthday so we can see each other. 

Oh and he said the next time I come to Florida, he'll take me to meet his mom.

So we're OFFICIAL and he's been texting me from the airport and saying he misses me already.  Swooning.  Help me, I found a man who competes with my awesome solitude and he won. 😅

I am over the moon on your behalf! You deserve it! 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

like he was good to those 10 other women in a week he ran through 

Ran through raw. Ugh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Silvery Pony Man update:  The weekend was awesome, the whole week was awesome!  He took me out for a birthday dinner, we discovered a great coffee house, we went to Austin and I met his friends, we hung out in a hotel and my room and never got sick of each other.  Paid for everything, got a manicure with me (he paid), cooked us dinner last night, fixed a few things in my house (hawt).

So he tried to change his flight tonight so he could stay longer but ended up not doing it because it would cost the entire ticket cost.  He decided to come back in July for his birthday so we can see each other. 

Oh and he said the next time I come to Florida, he'll take me to meet his mom.

So we're OFFICIAL and he's been texting me from the airport and saying he misses me already.  Swooning.  Help me, I found a man who competes with my awesome solitude and he won. 😅

Did he give you a friendship ring? A key to the house? I AM THRILLED FOR YOU!!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Sorry I'm late. I was working on my new rap single, "Power Washin' Man", and lost track of time.

"Power Washing Man" 

"Muffin Smuggler"

"Don't Make Me Gravel"

"Matching Outfits, Matching Hearts"

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I am over the moon on your behalf! You deserve it! 

Thank you!  He's been single since 2016 and me, since 2020.  I think we both deserve some human connection!

[Ladystardust]

Tayler is lucky she hasn't married that douchebag yet. But I have a feeling he probably opened several credit cards in her name and maxed them out already. And probably the kid's names too. And she's tied to him with that kid. She's screwed no matter what.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

“Stop sleeping with your phone in your draws.” I CANNOT.

IKR???  That was hilarious!!

Oh goodie.  Boob sling and Mike.  She's shopping for HERSELF??? What the whut??

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did he give you a friendship ring? A key to the house? I AM THRILLED FOR YOU!!

He wore a hoodie and I still have it at my house, so I'm going to creepily bury my face into it.  Good enough!

[Keywestclubkid]

nothing says fun night out at a club like a pregnant belly 

[SemiCharmedLife]

OMG!  There's an Alfredo commercial on tv right now. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Power Washing Man" 

"Muffin Smuggler"

"Don't Make Me Gravel"

"Matching Outfits, Matching Hearts"

"Coaching a Hoe"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Power Washing Man" 

"Muffin Smuggler"

"Don't Make Me Gravel"

"Matching Outfits, Matching Hearts"

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