Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

Hes not attracted to you? and he didn't deny it ... girl what are you fighting for? 

[Empress1]

A little late but I’m here! My job tried to kill me this week but I went on a good date on Monday, so: mixed bag.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Eh, BB&B were on the downslope for many years. It was just a matter of time. I used to love that store, initially, but as I got older, I couldn’t take the overstimulation. And the prices weren’t that good.

It's really bad, agreed. We were hoping for some fabulous bargains. We found some reasonable good buys but nothing spectacular. I did get some nice cotton sheets and an Ugg throw (I only have about a hundred throws already). And the rest was all just household supplies and kitchen gadgets and whatnot. 

[WaltersHair]

The problem with BB&B were the prices. The last tine I went in there all the coverlets were on sale except the one I wanted. Left, went to Amazon and found it for 1/2 the price. Never went back.

[Keywestclubkid]

she is using this baby has a weapon thats messed up 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber is sounding like a typical alcoholic. She needs a drink to calm down!

[candall]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Really, JERRY! JERRY! was the best because he was the first 

I was delighted to learn how hilarious Jerry Springer could be after firing up one of the very early doobs.

RIP, Sir.

[Keywestclubkid]

just keep quiet dude you are almost done .. let the shit show go you will be much happier 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Checking in, Bunkies!  I think I will make some french fries.

Woo hoo! @Eldemarge is in the house! During the Brittany and Marcellino segment I'm hoping breathlessly for an update on your weekend! And happy birthday!

[Empress1]

I am fully muting all of Brittany & Marcelino’s scenes.

[JenE4]

HUmbLE

HUrtLE

If I were designing these whack-ass shirts, I would make the second word HUstLE.

 

[Ladystardust]

Amber and Puppy need to give up on dating, move in together, and have some sort of trashier Grey Gardens thing going on for the rest of their lives. 

And I kinda agree that Amber "knew what she was doing". I think she didn't want the baby, she knew TC wouldn't go for an abortion, so she exaggerated what the Dr said. The sad thing is she doesn't owe ANYONE an explanation for her choice and that makes me feel so bad for her. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

HUmbLE

HUrtLE

If I were designing these whack-ass shirts, I would make the second word HUstLE.

 

How about HUrl?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I am fully muting all of Brittany & Marcelino’s scenes.

Its the only way to endure them. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Look! It’s sweet blocky-headed Addy!

[goofygirl]

Well, well, well....  FINALE!!  I'm gonna guess not much is going to be REVEALED tonight.  Was Blaine just burning that trailer to the ground or whut?

Amber's gonna stroke out if she doesn't get that TRUCK, man!  Or should I say, her LIVER is gonna take her out if she doesn't get that truck.  Somehow, it's always the TRUCK.

Sara's getting boobies? Why didn't she go to Turkey like all the other winners on reality teevee??

[Keywestclubkid]

are you getting your boobs done to leave me? 

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Woo hoo! @Eldemarge is in the house! During the Brittany and Marcellino segment I'm hoping breathlessly for an update on your weekend! And happy birthday!

Thanks!  You got it, I'll provide and update during the boring segment.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I guess the baby is not breast feeding...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I guess the baby is not breast feeding...

Well, according to Sara she has no boobs.

[Keywestclubkid]

yes please follow her to smoke with the baby 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

are you getting your boobs done to leave me? 

To be fair, this is not the first woman to try and get free boobs from Shawn before leaving him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can you write breast implants off as a business expense if your business is OnlyFans?

[Empress1]

Sarah’s mom’s bleached hair is killing me. I want to dunk it in a vat of conditioner.

[Pepper Mostly]

I am trying to imagine my refined, lace curtain Irish mother leering and saying "Yer gonna get new boobees!". Needless to say my imagination fails. 

[Empress1]

People hating Shawn makes me happy.

[OoogleEyes]

So this breast argumentation is the health issue they are worried about?

[Keywestclubkid]

what a little bitch? BITCH if your daughter was lied to by his mother you would be losing your shit 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS she is getting a boob job, not necessary surgery.  Stop the double mama drama.

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLer, how did we see it months ago and you didn’t? 

[Pepper Mostly]

God I hate it when people refer to women as "females". 

[Keywestclubkid]

just wait till you find out how deep in debt he is girl .... JUST wait 

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance is really packing on the pounds. Must be TayLER's good home cooking, hmm?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Chance is really packing on the pounds. Must be TayLER's good home cooking, hmm?

I know, right? He looks bigger every week.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait can he lay himself off from his Power Washing business? 

[Empress1]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It's really bad, agreed. We were hoping for some fabulous bargains. We found some reasonable good buys but nothing spectacular. I did get some nice cotton sheets and an Ugg throw (I only have about a hundred throws already). And the rest was all just household supplies and kitchen gadgets and whatnot. 

I just bought really nice new sheets that are not from BB&B and was hoping to score some more new sheets in BB&B’s liquidation, but it sounds like there aren’t great deals to be had.

[goofygirl]

Oh Chance... Alcohol is only ONE of your problems, dude.  At least, this friend is telling him the TRUTH!

Jeebus, this guy is making SENSE!

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Chance is really packing on the pounds. Must be TayLER's good home cooking, hmm?

Booze bloat.

[Pepper Mostly]

THREE SHOTS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.  Yes, that's totally normal.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am trying to imagine my refined, lace curtain Irish mother leering and saying "Yer gonna get new boobees!". Needless to say my imagination fails. 

And that's why I love you so! 😍 

[Ladystardust]

That orange kitty is stealing my heart right now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope the power washer wasn’t in the back of the truck when Chance peeled out of the parking lot.

[Keywestclubkid]

they haven't repossessed this truck yet? 

[Empress1]

Who is this sensible man who doesn’t have time for Chance’s bullshit? More of him!

Edited April 29, 2023 by Empress1

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Taylor, cut your losses and maybe use long term birth control.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kitty!!!!!!! I like Chance's friend because of how much his cat likes him.  But then he's Chance's friend so you know he can't be okay.

[Keywestclubkid]

Taylor is a human doormat she will forgive him and this horrible horrible cycle will continue and the only real losers in it all will be those children 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Who is this sensible man who doesn’t gave time for Chance’s bullshit? More of him!

The male version of Queen.

[JenE4]

This friend of Chance’s should just go around parolee to parolee giving sage advice.

What was with the tidal wave coming out of the back of chance’s pickup? Did he drunkenly forget to turn off his power washer, or is he trying to one-up Sean with a mobile flatbed hot tub?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Who is this sensible man who doesn’t gave time for Chance’s bullshit? More of him!

He's Matt Sharp's cousin's interventionist, who thought it might be good exposure for his practice. He provided his own bulky outdoorsy LL Bean sweater and boots and had to pay for the log cabin Air Bnb himself.