Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Season Finale next week, thank God!

I'm off to coach some hoes.

Till next time.

Make sure you give them a bone! Or a muffin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Are we going to get a hiatus from LAL after next week? I wouldn’t be in board with that!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance is shit faced when he is not supposed to drink.  He is yelling at Tayler.  He is trying to drive.  Tayler's big concern is he has his arm around the shoulders of another woman.  Yep, that's the real concern here.  

[candall]

YES!  A Bobbie for Chance swap!  Yes, please please.

 

And if we could see Chance being loaded into the back of a squad car, it would be an excellent Season Finale.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Can't wait for the finale.  I'll have my t-shirt neatly pressed for the occasion.  And prepare four doubles for myself alone... and don't you dare touch them!

Have a great weekend!

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night peeps. Have a wonderful weekend! I love you all, MWAH

[goofygirl]

As usual, this was a great way to spend time on Friday night.  I laughed out loud at some of these comments and also some of these FOOLS we watch.

Hope all of you have a wonderful, fun-filled weekend!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lots of laughs tonight, kids. You guys are like Seal Team Snark! Have a super duper fantabulous weekend. Catch some of you on Sunday. Later.

[Floatingbison]

I can't think of any "doubles" clips, so I'll go with one my favs.. Orange whip, orange whip.. orange whip.. three orange whips

 

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E10: I Do; I Don't

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Derek tries to win back Monique; Brittany and Marcelino renew vows, but a secret threatens their happily ever after; Amber and TC reach a breaking point; Michael surprises Justine; Shawn fears Sara's surgery is for her ex.

It's the season finale.  😿

The show tries to pretend that Monique will ever let Derek go.  He is lucky she hasn't tucked him into her purse and insisted on carrying him everywhere.  She could hang it on a hook in the closet at night to keep him safe from other women who are drawn to fresh prison peen. 

Brittanzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and Marcelino renew their vows.  We are supposed to be touched by this romantic display.  They'll trot out the children to pull at our heartstrings. Don't worry; they've queued up secret to try to ensure another season. 

Last week Amber had gathered the crew to move her stuff out of TC's and into Queen's castle where she coddles no one.  This week they "reach a breaking point"?  I think they passed that point. 

Does Michael surprise Justine by wearing an outfit that doesn't match hers?  Oh wait, it must be the great proposal from her current husband.  Prediction: Justine will appear smug and attempt to pretend she's surprised. 

Finally we get more of the great love story between Shawn and Sara.  It's time for Sara to pump up the jam, if by jam we mean breasts.  It occurs to Shawn that she may not be all that into him.   

Original air date 2023.04.28

[Keywestclubkid]

just grabbed my 2nd cell phone to text the bitch from the club while I watch these people continue to make bad choses ... lets goo 

[OoogleEyes]

"I'm not acting the fool"

Uh huh.

[Keywestclubkid]

I will NEVER hurt you okay? starting off this whole relationship with ur daughter with lies 

[candall]

SEASON FINALE!

How many women will be unimpregnated by the end?  Giddy up.  🤠

[OoogleEyes]

Happy Finale to all who celebrate!

I'm wearing my most comfy leggings. Debating on using my commissary bucks to spring for the *good* ramen. 

Pruno for everyone!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

HI bunkies,

I'm feeling under the weather today, but will try to hang in here for the season finale.  I'm sure all your comments will cheer me up, after all, laughter is the best medicine.  

[Ladystardust]

Here for the finale!!

Sorry I missed last week - I was in Vegas getting my rap career off the ground. I took off my wedding ring and everything. Michael and I will be rap battling in the basement of Circus Circus before you know it.

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

HI bunkies,

I'm feeling under the weather today, but will try to hang in here for the season finale.  I'm sure all your comments will cheer me up, after all, laughter is the best medicine.  

I find some trash tv just the thing to take your mind off being sick. Jerry Springer (RIP) was my go-to for staying home from school sick. 

[Keywestclubkid]

with his parole hes not supposed to be drinking but here he is on a reality tv show thats shown world wide drinking LOL 

[JenE4]

Oh, no, next week is Mama June. No Love [insert preposition here] Lockup? They’re throwing us in solitary.

[Ladystardust]

WHERE ARE TAYLER'S CHILDREN?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hello, everyone. Did any of you hoes get coached by Derek this week?

[Keywestclubkid]

Chance is an emotionally abusive gaslighting ass 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance is the peace that they are disturbing.  Yep, he not the peace.  He is a piece, of shit, that is.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

WHERE ARE TAYLER'S CHILDREN?

are her parents close?

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

 

I find some trash tv just the thing to take your mind off being sick. Jerry Springer (RIP) was my go-to for staying home from school sick. 

Really, JERRY! JERRY! was the best because he was the first 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance's emergency evac showed up.  Who  hasn't called for an emergency evac?  Oh wait, would that be all of us? 

[Keywestclubkid]

6 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

 

I find some trash tv just the thing to take your mind off being sick. Jerry Springer (RIP) was my go-to for staying home from school sick. 

mine was Ricki Lake 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! Hopefully we won't need an emergency evac from this episode. The season finally, at long last. 

Its Friday night, the one I favoritize the most. I have fresh clean sheets on my bed and its Love After Lockup night! But I'm really just here for the muffins. 

Sheets are from the Bed Bath and Beyond last days sale. All in all the final blowout sale was a disappointment-discounts not that deep and everything picked over already. Still managed to spend $280, though.....

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

are her parents close?

I hope so and they're just smart enough to stay off this show!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Really, JERRY! JERRY! was the best because he was the first 

I'm surprised some of these people weren't on his show...I guess they were too young at the time. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I want a shirt that says "Who's Tonya" 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I live alone. Why is everything MY job?

[candall]

The announcer just urged us to stay turned for the SHOCKING season finale. 

Hmm.

I'm trying to think what could possibly happen that would shock us. . . 

 

I'm open to anything!  : )

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Blaine. I think he’s bemoaning the loss of Lindsey, but it’s not clear!

[Keywestclubkid]

I put those vapes in her mouth!! 

[WaltersHair]

I put the forest in the fire!

[SemiCharmedLife]

"I put the cigarettes and the vapes in her mouth."  What an ungrateful bitch!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm surprised some of these people weren't on his show...I guess they were too young at the time. 

Some probably were on the show while in utero.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I put those vapes in her mouth!! 

If you know what I mean! And by vapes he means penis. Just a wild guess.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

mine was Ricki Lake 

Oh my trio for sick days was Jerry, Ricki, and Jenny Jones. Sometimes Sally. Afternoons were Lifetime movies.

Sidenote: I grew up in a WV hollar and my great-grandparents watched Jerry Springer religiously. They thought that was how all the city people were.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! Hopefully we won't need an emergency evac from this episode. The season finally, at long last. 

Its Friday night, the one I favoritize the most. I have fresh clean sheets on my bed and its Love After Lockup night! But I'm really just here for the muffins. 

Sheets are from the Bed Bath and Beyond last days sale. All in all the final blowout sale was a disappointment-discounts not that deep and everything picked over already. Still managed to spend $280, though.....

Why am I so irrationally angry at this BB&B bankruptcy? It was a shopping experience 

[JenE4]

Blaine, what the fuck?!?! It was like we jumped into some post-apocalyptic movie with the fire and the screaming and the tree-hatcheting and the toilet-bowl throwing. What?!?!

[Keywestclubkid]

wait is he just driving around? can he do that? I mean isn't house arrest only work and home? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Some probably were on the show while in utero.

Maybe getting paternity results from Maury.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Sidenote: I grew up in a WV hollar and my great-grandparents watched Jerry Springer religiously. They thought that was how all the city people were.

I always looked askance at Jerry, then he was on Dancing With the Stars and I absolutely loved him. He was so nice and tried so hard. Rest peacefully, Jerry.

[Auntie Anxiety]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Why am I so irrationally angry at this BB&B bankruptcy? It was a shopping experience 

Eh, BB&B was on the downslope for many years. It was just a matter of time. I used to love that store, initially, but as I got older, I couldn’t take the overstimulation. And the prices weren’t that good.

Edited April 29, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If you know what I mean! And by vapes he means penis. Just a wild guess.

hes smoked so much meth smoke comes out .. poor Boomhauer

 

Edited April 29, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber whines. TC yawns. Perfect.

[Eldemarge]

Checking in, Bunkies!  I think I will make some french fries.

[OoogleEyes]

Did he just yawn?