Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

what happened to his power washing business??? now hes a delivery driver? 

[LEILANI2]

If I saw Chance was my instacart shopper, I'd cancel the order.

[Empress1]

Put down the phone and raise those damn kids!

[Ladystardust]

This is so dumb.

[Gobi]

"Athena said the F word - finances!"

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance will tell TayLER he lost his job, and somehow make it her fault. 

I would DIE if Chance was my Instacart driver. I'm looking at Instacart in a whole new light. 

[Gobi]

Instead of Door Dash, he's Door Douche.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Well, to be fair, Flappy DID show up at the airport in a limo with a steak dinner, which he ended up sharing with the driver because Lindsey never appeared.

One of my favorite scenes ever.  Flappy was flapping on about his prison love while the driver chowed down on the steak.

Chance, it's known as a lie of omission.  Look it up. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

what happened to his power washing business??? now hes a delivery driver? 

He had to pawn the power washer for gambling money.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Chance will tell TayLER he lost his job, and somehow make it her fault. 

I would DIE if Chance was my Instacart driver. I'm looking at Instacart in a whole new light. 

You know his substitutions would be all crazy.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

If I saw Chance was my instacart shopper, I'd cancel the order.

Do not give this man access to your credit card!! He’ll throw in a pack of smokes and a bag of hot Cheetos for himself as a tip.

[LEILANI2]

Now they're both tracking Chance down at a bar and leaving the girls at home.  He's really not worth the trouble. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I could have sworn that was an older black man in an electric blue (or some such wild colored) suit? He wasn’t on for long since his parolee paramour didn’t show.

I kind of liked that guy and felt bad for him.  I saw in a follow up that both he and the girl who ghosted him are doing well.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

You know his substitutions would be all crazy.

He'll eat all the food and then stop at a bar and never deliver it.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I could have sworn that was an older black man in an electric blue (or some such wild colored) suit? He wasn’t on for long since his parolee paramour didn’t show.

What was his name? I always called him Ben Carson, he bore an uncanny resemblance to him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Do not give this man access to your credit card!! He’ll throw in a pack of smokes and a bag of hot Cheetos for himself as a tip.

I was just going to say something similar. Checking the receipt is job #1.

Edited April 15, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[goofygirl]

Chance, you are a #1 asshole.  That dipsydoodle TayLER is tracking your dumbass.  Can't you just get ANOTHER J-O-B??

And those poor kids.  TayLER is so busy watching Chance's jumps, she's just ignoring them completely.

ALL of these children tonight just make me so sad.

Edited April 15, 2023 by goofygirl

[LEILANI2]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I kind of liked that guy and felt bad for him.  I saw in a follow up that both he and the girl who ghosted him are doing well.

I remember his suit.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I could have sworn that was an older black man in an electric blue (or some such wild colored) suit? He wasn’t on for long since his parolee paramour didn’t show.

His paramour appeared.  They went for a chicken dinner, he gave her money, and she hopped on the bus to the halfway house never to speak to him again.  The suit was the dealbreaker for her.

I will be soooooooo happy if Tayler punches Chance in the dick.  We could get a line of people ready to punch Chance in the dick.

[candall]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

I could have sworn that was an older black man in an electric blue (or some such wild colored) suit? He wasn’t on for long since his parolee paramour didn’t show.

I think that was the man who liked big butts, and I cannot lie.   

The "come hither" look his prison love tossed over her shoulder as she displayed her assets was hilarious.  Too bad it didn't work out.

[kacesq]

In case you’ve missed it…Brat and Judy are having a baby and Mama June is getting married.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

You know his substitutions would be all crazy.

But, they would be for our "own good."

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

You know his substitutions would be all crazy.

And he'd want you to invest in the latest best new can't miss business because.....Entrepreneurrrrrrrt

[WaltersHair]

He said goodbye to her on a Trailways bus in his blue suit too

[Gobi]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I remember his suit.

Wasn't he a railroad engineer? I remember that the girl showed up and immediately left on the next bus.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

wait did he have sex in the bathroom? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

I remember his suit.

I remember his saying he was going to do something unmentionable to her ass. And that his son was FINE.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait did he have sex in the bathroom? 

Yeah, what was that??

[TooMuchRealityTV]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

 

I will be soooooooo happy if Tayler punches Chance in the dick.  We could get a line of people ready to punch Chance in the dick.

He could probably start a business. I'm sure a lot of people would pay to punch him in the dick.

Edited April 15, 2023 by TooMuchRealityTV

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Now they're both tracking Chance down at a bar and leaving the girls at home.  He's really not worth the trouble. 

They should take this opportunity to have the locks changed or move.

[kacesq]

A threesome???? Dead.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek demands a threesome. So out of character for him.

[Ladystardust]

I know I store all of my candles in the kitchen cabinet next to my coffee.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

You know his substitutions would be all crazy.

And that if you reported an issue he'd be at your door, yelling at you. Shudder.

[kacesq]

Monique’s house is still amazingly free of personal touches.

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Instead of Door Dash, he's Door Douche.

Door Douche.  DEAD!! Died, gone to heaven.  You win the internets tonight Gobi!

[Gobi]

It's a menagerie à trois!

[Keywestclubkid]

stop being spiteful lol let me bang other chicks 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, they're going to lay into him before they even take off their coats. Hardcore. 

Edited April 15, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[JenE4]

Oh, how nice. Monique and Derek’s sisters became pen pals after the parking lot brawl.

[WaltersHair]

Who is it? Candygram

[Gobi]

They're going to renew their vowels and consonant their relationship.

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Who is it? Candygram

Land Shark.

[candall]

NO!  Don't end on lame-o Bone-o.  Doesn't Chance have something lying around that TayLER can destroy?

[kacesq]

You all make my Friday evenings! Thank you!

[Maybeitsme]

Another great Friday,  later gaters 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well peeps, another episode for the books. We laughed. We cried. We gave the dog a bone. Have a great weekend! I love you all, MWAH! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My LAL Haiku:

The minutes flew by!

You snarkers are nonpareil. 

See you all next week.

[Gobi]

Despite our differences, I will deign to shake all your hands virtually.

Till next time.

[Ladystardust]

Goodnight everyone! I won't be here next week (going to Vegas!) so I'll see ya'll in a couple weeks. I wonder if Justine has moved there yet? I'll let you all know if Montana Millz is a local rap star. 

[goofygirl]

Fun,fun,fun peeps!! How time flies when you're having fun!!! Thanks for all the giggles, laughs and guffaws tonight! I really needed this hilarity!

Hope all you funny people have a wonderful weekend!! HUGS!😂