Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I know that I would be chuffed to "work out" at this fine establishment. Snerk.

Free show with workout.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Reminiscent of Tai and her ravings at the mortuary.

Good times. Good times. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let’s bring Dr. Now in for a consult.

"I want you to lose 60 pounds in 3 munt. If you have any questions, give me a call."

[WaltersHair]

All this arguing is not entertaining. I want strip clubs moms and buying expensive Yankee candles.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

What are they even fighting about?!

This is the #1 question asked during this show.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Free show with workout.

Well, they don't seem to have an ax throwing bar in this burg. Or a natural history museum (with dioramas). Or a thriving rap scene. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I'd be so pissed if I was working out and these bitches are  fighting at the gym.

I think it would be highly entertaining.  (and cringey) After all, we are tuning in to see this kind of craziness, right?

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Reminiscent of Tai and her ravings at the mortuary.

With actual corpses in the background. I don't know if anyone will ever top that one.

[LEILANI2]

Taylor's life was better and less stressful when she was taking care of the girls without Chance.

Soon he'll be taking off with that lady he's writing 1000 word texts to in the middle of the night..his 'friend'.

Edited April 8, 2023 by LEILANI2

[OoogleEyes]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What are those pillows? 

That makes me think of Marie 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Reminiscent of Tai and her ravings at the mortuary.

Amber forgot to call a corpse a beautiful angel before throwing down.

[kacesq]

Rebuttling…..

[Floatingbison]

Apology:  DENIED

[kacesq]

Oh Cameron…prison is the very essence of answering to someone lol.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Will Aris and Cameron have the baby delivered on the sidewalk? In the same place outside the halfway house where he proposed?

Edited April 8, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

Let's go with the gusto

[Gobi]

I guess he was informally raised without a father.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Amber forgot to call a corpse a beautiful angel before throwing down.

Oh Amber could never match Tai

No way

[Pepper Mostly]

What is this "asking my dad for my hand in marriage" bullshit? Aris has been around the block a few times and has a child. She's not anyone's property. Jesus that frosts my ass.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"We went with the gusto".  Did they get the spicy aioli? 

[Floatingbison]

was that a "for schizzle" I heard?

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Lina. She deserves better “parents.”

[LEILANI2]

What next, are they going to show these couples fighting over someone not replacing the toilet paper when it runs out.  

 

[kacesq]

This poor kid. Having to do this on camera.

[OoogleEyes]

Man... Cam is a slimey mo fo

[Floatingbison]

Lina is looking to launch her sitcom comedy career.  

[kacesq]

Favoritize.

so many new words tonite courtesy of Aris and Cameron.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope no one here thinks that I am favoritizing anyone.

[goofygirl]

This poor child.  I feel so bad for her.  Her mother is an absolute MORON.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

What next, are they going to show these couples fighting over someone not replacing the toilet paper when it runs out.  

 

At least we would know what the fight is about.

[OoogleEyes]

FAVORITIZE

[Floatingbison]

I will never favoritize anyone either, except you wonderful Snarkers!!!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, kacesq said:

Favoritize.

so many new words tonite courtesy of Aris and Cameron.

Someone needs to put together a LAL dictionary. I can't keep track

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, kacesq said:

Favoritize.

so many new words tonite courtesy of Aris and Cameron.

I learn a lot watching this show 

[Gobi]

I have to strategize how to prioritize my favoritize.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"favoritize". Websters is going to be busy with their new dictionary edition after this episode.

[goofygirl]

Here we go. Chance loses his shit. Big surprise.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I will never favoritize anyone either, except you wonderful Snarkers!!!

How do we know you don't have alternative motives? 

[OoogleEyes]

Scammer McScamerson

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance shows just how big of a douchebag he really is. Off the charts. Level 5.

[Maybeitsme]

This asshole 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

This poor child.  I feel so bad for her.  Her mother is an absolute MORON.

And then there's Cam! 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I have to strategize how to prioritize my favoritize.

D.E.A.D. Died. Gone to heaven.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Ah, Chance blaming Tayler.  What a surprise.

[Eldemarge]

Gaslighting time!

I keep things from you because of YOU!!!  If you were more understanding, I wouldn't have to lie!

What a dickhead.  When does she set him on fire?

[Ladystardust]

Chance is still trying to stuff himself into his skinny clothes.

[LEILANI2]

Are we sure Chance is talking to a female because sometimes he acts and carries himself very effeminate to me.

He has gaslit her into a nervous break down.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I apologize IF....." Fuck you Chance. Fuck you with a power washer. I hate you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When is he planning to tell TayLer that he got fired? You know, because he always tells the truth and is an open book.

Wait! TayLer needs to work on herself? That’s the reddest of red flags.

[WaltersHair]

"Where does the line draw with you. The grammar angels are crying