Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[LEILANI2]

We know Sharps is cheap, how are Justine and Amber quitting their jobs. 

[bref]

5 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

What idiot names their kids Abby and Addy? 

Heh, that reminds me that Leah from Teen Mom 2 named her daughters Adalynn, Aleeah, and Aliannah *smacks forehead*

[SemiCharmedLife]

Shawn's head space :       

[Gobi]

"Which is it tonight, honey, swing or hot tub?"

[goofygirl]

HEADSPACE??? SHAWN HAS A HEADSPACE???? Aw, hell to the naw, naw, naw.  Hot tub time.  Let's see, we can either sit on the couch or we can get in the ... HOT TUB.  We ARE in the living room, after all!

[WaltersHair]

HOT TUB appearance

[kacesq]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

We know Sharps is cheap, how are Justine and Amber quitting their jobs. 

I think they think they’re making tremendous money from the show and then all the other stuff they’ll eventually do thanks to their “fame”….OnlyFans…

I can’t believe that hot tub is still there.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

HEADSPACE??? SHAWN HAS A HEADSPACE???? Aw, hell to the naw, naw, naw.  Hot tub time.  Let's see, we can either sit on the couch or we can get in the ... HOT TUB.  We ARE in the living room, after all!

I would think that a head space would require at least two or three brain cells.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I would think that a head space would require at least two or three brain cells.

BOIL THEM IN THE HOT TUB

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

HOT TUB appearance

If we can't see the power washer tonight, at least we got a glimpse of the living room hot tub.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara is starting to look more and more like her mother. That’s a scary transformation.

[Empress1]

“Closure” is overused. She’s married; that’s the closure. It’s rare that you get that cinematic “I’ll always remember the good times. Be well” moment. Sometimes you give yourself closure.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

HEADSPACE??? SHAWN HAS A HEADSPACE???? Aw, hell to the naw, naw, naw.  Hot tub time.  Let's see, we can either sit on the couch or we can get in the ... HOT TUB.  We ARE in the living room, after all!

His head is all space. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey, where's @Keywestclubkid tonight? Does he have permission to be absent? 

He's in the SHU?  Meeting with his PO?  Buying a wedding ring at a strip mall jeweler for someone he barely knows?

[Pepper Mostly]

What are those pillows? 

Shawn is weeping because he knows about infidelity, since he cheated on Kelly so frequently. Shoe's on the other foot now, huh Shawn? How does it feel, dipwad? 

[goofygirl]

Old Shawnie's CRYING!!!  Or at least he's wiping his eyes.  Emmy time.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What are those pillows? 

Shawn is weeping because he knows about infidelity, since he cheated on Kelly so frequently. Shoe's on the other foot now, huh Shawn? How does it feel, dipwad? 

He don't like it

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What are those pillows? 

Sara's decor is giving me vampire brothel vibes.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

HEADSPACE??? SHAWN HAS A HEADSPACE???? Aw, hell to the naw, naw, naw.  Hot tub time.  Let's see, we can either sit on the couch or we can get in the ... HOT TUB.  We ARE in the living room, after all!

Shawn has nothing but space in his head.  It is all headspace.  His remaining brain cell died of loneliness.

[kacesq]

Does Brat from Brat loves Judy have any facial expressions besides the wide eyes and Oh shaped mouth? I feel like that’s how she looks in every scene from that show…

oh wait there’s also the exaggerated puckering up kisses.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Sara's decor is giving me vampire brothel vibes.

They go so fetchingly with the dull brown sectional sofa from Bob's Discount Furniture. 

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Sara's decor is giving me vampire brothel vibes.

Too many viewings of Twilight

[Ladystardust]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Too many viewings of Twilight

I can see Twilight getting a lot of circulation at the prison library...

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Too many viewings of Twilight

My first thought 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Does Brat from Brat loves Judy have any facial expressions besides the wide eyes and Oh shaped mouth? I feel like that’s how she looks in every scene from that show…

oh wait there’s also the exaggerated puckering up kisses.

No. She lets her hair do all the talking.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Too many viewings of Twilight

With Sarah's selection of Shawn as her partner, do you think she was on Team Edward or Team Jacob?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

My first thought 

Mine too. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Sara's decor is giving me vampire brothel vibes.

90 shades of drab.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like TC hit his mark when he told Amber she needs to go to the gym. He gets a $250 bonus from Sharp for delivering his lines correctly.

[JenE4]

6 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Sara's decor is giving me vampire brothel vibes.

I can’t believe they haven’t upgraded to the Mt Airy Lodge champagne glass hot tub. That would go perfectly in the living room with those rose pillows!

 

Edited April 8, 2023 by JenE4

[goofygirl]

Oh good. Amber's in the gym.  Puppy's just moping around, as usual.  That dog needs some vitamins.

[Gobi]

"I aspire me"? WTF? Is that a Zen koan?

[Empress1]

“I haven’t been to the gym in like 15 years or whatever” had me dying.

[OoogleEyes]

"Upper crust"?

This... really. Just stop. This isn't fun anymore 

[goofygirl]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I aspire me"? WTF? Is that a Zen koan?

Yes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Nothing like a three minute workout, amirite?

Oh Amber. You are so full of shit. 

[kacesq]

I’m so tired of Amber and Puppy.

[Empress1]

What are they even fighting about?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Puppy's crying, shocker. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

What are they even fighting about?!

Bleeping bleep bleep.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Dang, my gym is pretty boring compared to this...

[Pepper Mostly]

The gym staff are wondering if someone needs to call 911.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I bet the gym owner is really happy that he is advertising his business of this show.

[kacesq]

Nice of Sharp to bleep all the drug references.

Amber you are a narcissist and Puppy you’ve got passive victim down pat.

[LEILANI2]

I'd be so pissed if I was working out and these bitches are  fighting at the gym.

[WaltersHair]

It would have taken Blaine a week to have this arguement

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Edited April 8, 2023 by WaltersHair

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Nothing like a three minute workout, amirite?

Let’s bring Dr. Now in for a consult.

[OoogleEyes]

Ouch ouch ouch

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I bet the gym owner is really happy that he is advertising his business of this show.

I know that I would be chuffed to "work out" at this fine establishment. Snerk.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I bet the gym owner is really happy that he is advertising his business of this show.

Reminiscent of Tai and her ravings at the mortuary.