Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

I know that everyone, everywhere is hiring all at once but honestly, what kind of job does anyone expect Cameron to get?

He's just admitted he's a "small man" so I bet there a BUNCH of jobs he'd qualify for.  Just not sure what!  He could wax this chick's mustache for starters.  I HATE this commercial.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

I know that everyone, everywhere is hiring all at once but honestly, what kind of job does anyone expect Cameron to get?

Motivational speaker?

[Elizzikra]

Just now, goofygirl said:

He's just admitted he's a "small man" so I bet there a BUNCH of jobs he'd qualify for.  Just not sure what!  He could wax this chick's mustache for starters.  I HATE this commercial.

I guess he could be a magician's assistant and fold himself into little boxes to get cut in half...

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Blaine’s skinny legs are killing me.

This guy

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[Elizzikra]

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He's just admitted he's a "small man" so I bet there a BUNCH of jobs he'd qualify for.  Just not sure what!  He could wax this chick's mustache for starters.  I HATE this commercial.

Or a chimney sweep?

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

His lyrics are terrible, his rhythm is bad, there is no good modulation in his voice.  I could roll over a drunk passed out in the gutter, ask them to rap, and get a better song than OG Kam.  What is Aris hearing?  I've heard of beer goggles.  Does she have coffee ears?   

THANK YOU.. I mean I get last week and the guy trying to sell him more time in the booth but she literally sat there str8 face and said it was fire? .. noooo 

[WaltersHair]

I am very vertically challenged, so I went to school and got a job to use my brain. This guy is....out of luck.

[Gobi]

"Jesus is my plug"?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesus Is My Plug? Is he referring to having to plug in his anklet?

[Keywestclubkid]

Jesus is my plug???

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Or a chimney sweep?

Not for nothing, this actually has legs. There are chimney cleaning companies about, and the pay is pretty good. Lots of places that hire laborers--landscapers, roofers, stuff like that, probably hire their share of the recently released. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Jesus is my plug"?

Is this a "I don't trust electricity, it's the Devil!" sort of religious thing?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Wearing a "Jesus is my plug" shirt while talking about your ankle monitor.  The jokes write themselves. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Jesus is my plug"?

 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jesus Is My Plug? Is he referring to having to plug in his anklet?

jink 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Lindsay going cray, cray???  Are we talking about that same sweet gal who destroyed Lippy's house?

[Gobi]

"Without God I wouldn't be where I am today." I'm pretty sure God doesn't want the credit for that.

[JenE4]

Jesus is my plug, and crystal meth is my outlet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blaine is planning to be a motivational speaker? Will he have closed captioning when he speaks from the pulpit?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Without god you wouldn't be where you are today? On house arrest? Living with the woman you used to sling dope for? I'm sure you'll be super motivating.

[OoogleEyes]

I hope that God talks to him about his hair 

[goofygirl]

Welp, apparently Lindsey wasn't calling her daughter.... Hello? Is that you Daonte???

[JenE4]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Is this a "I don't trust electricity, it's the Devil!" sort of religious thing?

A T-shirt for Amish people?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Jesus is my plug, and crystal meth is my outlet.

you win the night 

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Without God I wouldn't be where I am today." I'm pretty sure God doesn't want the credit for that.

Right. Like … on house arrest? Well, look at God!

[Pepper Mostly]

Brother Tony really packs 'em in, amirite? There must be tens of people there in Brother Tony's sanctuary. Hallelujah!

[JenE4]

Oh, this is his preacher t-shirt.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Right. Like … on house arrest? Well, look at God!

Way to go, Jesus! 

[OoogleEyes]

I don't want to mock this

[Keywestclubkid]

its divorce fault I am the way I am ... way to take responsibility for your own actions 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Blaine blaming his folks.  Pulls out the big words - affiliations.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

One thing his grandma didn’t do is tell him to get rid of that hair style.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I don't want to mock this

if it didn't feel so manufactured I wouldn't be mocking it .. this storyline literally came out of nowhere 

Edited April 1, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I hope that God talks to him about his hair 

DEAD

[Eldemarge]

He looks like he needs a shower.

[Gobi]

That comb over isn't making it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Blaine blaming his folks.  Pulls out the big words - affiliations.  

But does he have dreams and aberrations? 

[WaltersHair]

He could start his own cult. Waco anniversary is all over the news

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

He looks like he needs a shower.

Maybe they're taking him down to the river to be baptized later. 

[Empress1]

Interesting - typically in a Black church, at least the ones I’ve been to, the response to “God is good?” is “All the time” (and then the response to THAT is “And all the time, God is good.”) The Black congregants here responded with “Yes He is.”

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe they're taking him down to the river to be baptized later. 

Nothing would surprise me at this point.

[Keywestclubkid]

grandma gotta sit down ... lol you sure?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Miley had the best why TF am I here listening to this face. 

[candall]

This is the first time I've heard that Blaine is religious and YOWZA!!!--he's super religious!!  Gives the message at church, wears the t-shirt, the whole nine yards.

[Elizzikra]

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I don't want to mock this

I don't either. Two years sober isn't nothing.

Fortunately this show gives us an embarrassment of mock-target riches...

[WaltersHair]

You tell him Grandma

[Gobi]

"Jesus is my plug, although I was hoping for hair plugs."

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe they're taking him down to the river to be baptized later. 

Yeah, why waste a shower when you're about to be dunked?

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jesus Is My Plug? Is he referring to having to plug in his anklet?

We .. I need to have a conversation 

 

[Eldemarge]

Oh, this Great Grandma being 90-something is total goals.  Forgot about her!

Tell us your SECRETS, Grams!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

awww grandma