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Shit. I just saw those monkeys Britt & Marc on the previews for next week.  Lort.  Might need a big old tin of muffins and a dang BIG bottle o' wine for that!

It's been hilarious with y'all tonight!! I always look forward to my Friday nights with you guys.  We ALL need some belly laughs by Friday night!  I know I do!

Sweet dreams peeps.  Big hugs!

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Daaamn. He spends all of their money, gambles, debt, etc and he’s cheating—and then says Tayler can sleep in the garage?! Well good thing there’s such a swanky apartment in there. But don’t burn his shit. He’s just going to use it as an excuse to buy more stuff!! Get this man out of your home and your life!

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Just now, goofygirl said:

Shit. I just saw those monkeys Britt & Marc on the previews for next week.  Lort.  Might need a big old tin of muffins and a dang BIG bottle o' wine for that!

It's been hilarious with y'all tonight!! I always look forward to my Friday nights with you guys.  We ALL need some belly laughs by Friday night!  I know I do!

Sweet dreams peeps.  Big hugs!

Friday LAL nights are the best!!! 

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Chance doesn't know why Tayler would be mad at HIM.  Something he said?

 

Well.  Let's throw a little infidelity gas on the fire while we're at it.

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Aww.  I'm sad they wrapped up with that rather wimpy little bonfire.  I could've watched Tayler burn asshole Chance's stuff for another ten or fifteen minutes.

Of course, if she goes back for a second load, he'll probably punch her.

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Oh, sad this week, the LAL crew.

More hilarious pink fur-covered pixels, show, fewer neglected children.

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Another week of bad parenting theater is over.  Until next week, stay off of Chance's phone unless you want permanent eye damage - some things cannot be unseen, use brain bleach to get rid of the site of Shawn in a hot tub, and whatever you do, do not ask OG Kam where he gets his money.  

Keep your muffins guarded and your loins girded.  Between Shawn and Cameron, no one is safe!

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S05.E05: Life After Lockup: Blindsided & Divided

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Lindsey is blindsided by Blaine; Shawn flips out when Sara reveals the truth; Puppy ditches Eric; Aris loses it when Cameron goes missing in action; Brittany and Marcelino's date night goes south; Tayler goes into labor.

Original air date 2023.03.24

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Hola, muffin smugglers and hot tub loungers! I think we should all get matching outfits. Has everyone had a good week?

19 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

ugh I have to mentally prepare myself for Brittany and Marcelino 

 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I hope that tonight's episode is a little more exciting than last week's because I'm already fading fast. 😔 

Hang in there, you two. We got you and will try to lift you up in snark. 

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3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola, muffin smugglers and hot tub loungers! I think we should all get matching outfits. Has everyone had a good week?

 

Hang in there, you two. We got you and will try to lift you up in snark. 

ill drink my toilet wine and blur them from my memories lol

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Hi All. Just got in from my trip to the casino. I tried to win back the $500 I shoveled into the Fountain of Luck slot machine, but I lost another $250. Don’t tell TayLer. In the meantime, did anyone have a hit song this week?

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Whew, almost didn't make it here! My swing came down from the ceiling, landing in the hot tub, nearly drowning me. Fortunately, the resulting splash put out the fire of a pile of my belongings.

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Sorry I missed last week, I'm not making this up, I was at a Swiss American crab feed last Friday night!  

 

And I'm not even Swiss!  I'm 100 percent English on both sides!

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Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

HI Bunkies, I'm back from my vacay just in the knick of time, however I have no idea what happened last week.  

Nothing. Nothing happened except you were spared the sight of Shawn lolling in a hot tub. Count your blessings. 

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There's gonna be a danged old hazmat site at TayLER's house.  Also looks like old Chance has gotten to be CLOSE FRIENDS with a tattoo artist.  He's like the damn illustrated man!  Why no colors? Just outlines so far?

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