Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Moka's office is a humidor at a cigar store.  Yep, he's big time.  I see Montana Millz playing stadiums in just a few weeks.

[Eldemarge]

I googled Rhode Island rappers and didn't see anyone of note...

[Keywestclubkid]

yea she aint no punk ass bitch 

[lamujerdecente]

I love tattoos but this show really makes the tattoo love hard to justify. 

[kacesq]

I feel bad for Derek. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Moka's office is a humidor at a cigar store.  Yep, he's big time.  I see Montana Millz playing stadiums in just a few weeks.

Wait until you see the recording studio- it's the mens bathroom.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek, social media is the work of the devil.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I googled Rhode Island rappers and didn't see anyone of note...

You want quahogs or great restaurants, go to Rhode Island. The local music scene, not so much. And I love Rhode Island. My son went to culinary school in Providence. 

Edited January 14, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Keywestclubkid]

girl she needs to stop texting and driving 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

its like 8 mile all over again ... 

omg 🤣🤣🤣

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Wait until you see the recording studio- it's the mens bathroom.

The acoustics are great!

[lamujerdecente]

Btw mikes mom 

my gainfully employed 20 year old baby has piercings and tattoos. Don’t make me side with just smug evah again ok? 

Edited January 14, 2023 by lamujerdecente

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

girl she needs to stop texting and driving 

I’m watching this low-key panicked, like “WATCH THE ROAD.”

[kacesq]

Why do all these women feel the need to fight with boo’s family? 

[OoogleEyes]

There's a new Warden in town, Bitches!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Prison is looking pretty good to Derek at this moment.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why do all these women feel the need to fight with boo’s family? 

They're unbelievably stupid and tone deaf?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Derek is a former drug dealer, ex-con, and likely a gambling addict, and yet he is the calm, rational one.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique has an excellent acting coach! Tears on demand. I’m impressed.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another one turning on the waterworks.  I know why these women were looking for prison peen.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Monique has an excellent acting coach! Tears on demand. I’m impressed.

Her eyelashes double as tear dispensers.

[Keywestclubkid]

YOU are the problem GIRL he said it ... 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm so upset. All I said was that I wanted to kick your sister's ass. Why are you yelling?"

Just now, Gobi said:

Her eyelashes double as tear dispensers.

Was that on Shark Tank? Genius!

[lamujerdecente]

Chris is unfortunate looking. Behaving. And then there is gabby. A shrill in a bad Burberry hat knockoff. Sigh. Who wins? Satan? 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, lamujerdecente said:

Chris is unfortunate looking. Behaving. And then there is gabby. A shrill in a bad Burberry hat knockoff. Sigh. Who wins? Satan? 

Alright then, I'm DEAD now

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, lamujerdecente said:

Chris is unfortunate looking. Behaving. And then there is gabby. A shrill in a bad Burberry hat knockoff. Sigh. Who wins? Satan? 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The acoustics are great!

That's why we are all rock stars in the shower 

[Gobi]

I'm calling it - car chase for the cliffhanger.

[lamujerdecente]

If Chris told me he wanted some vag? I see if Freddy Kruger was available. Razor glove and all. 

[Empress1]

Proposed to in front of a halfway house while wearing a tit t-shirt. I CANNOT.

[Eldemarge]

Oh NO, I didn't notice this patchy mess on Cameron's face.  Not the least of his flaws, but still.

[OoogleEyes]

God damn that t-shirt 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Aris can't be this stupid, can she?  I hope she is just doing this for the show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aris thinks she got quite the catch. Her poor daughter.

[Keywestclubkid]

he didn't do it right DAMN IT 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I performed a surprise commitment ceremony and marriage proposal.  The woman was upset that she was wearing ripped jeans.  If only she saw Aris' outfit.  

[Empress1]

Has her kid met her man?!

[candall]

YES, I'll marry you!  I loooove you!  Ooh, gross, you so crusty.

[lamujerdecente]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Satan honey. U won. Gabby in that hat is no competition for your bedazzled ruby horns. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Proposed to in front of a halfway house while wearing a tit t-shirt. I CANNOT.

And we thought the sidewalk wedding was the new low!

[Maybeitsme]

Okay I see the "piercing" on the titty tee now. And can I just say, it makes all the difference 🤔 😅 

Edited January 14, 2023 by Maybeitsme
Cause tatty and titty are not the same

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Alright then, I'm DEAD now

It's DANGEROUS here

[Keywestclubkid]

what better reason to get married I ask you 

[Gobi]

"I need makeup. I need a dress. I need to get my nipples pierced."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nate might have turned his phone off because the producer told him to?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

YES, I'll marry you!  I loooove you!  Ooh, gross, you so crusty.

And really, couldn't you have taken me to dinner, given me flowers, and plied me with the finest Prosecco? 

[candall]

Likelikelikelikelikelikelikelike

[lamujerdecente]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

And we thought the sidewalk wedding was the new low!

Babes. We been here awhile. Let’s not be pretend to be innocent virgins. There is never a new low. It changes every second of this show. Need reminding? Prostrate. Milking. 

[Keywestclubkid]

stop saying Like ... like it like gets on my like nerves like so bad like you know what I mean like? 

[Eldemarge]

What is even going on?  Didn't Nathan go to work?  I worked today.  I can't be taking phone calls all day while I'm trying to work.  

Doesn't mean I'm am ODing!