Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

“Bitches!”

[SemiCharmedLife]

What the heck was that on the previews?????

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night bunkies, its lights out! Have a fabulous weekend!

[Floatingbison]

That's  a wrap, bunkies!

 

[lamujerdecente]

Gabby is really trying to fake affection for this goblin. Gurl. U thought he would never get out so u spent that check. His family is terrible too. They should welcome gabby. She’s match made for them.

Just smug. Is the worst but mikes mom is an asshole. 

[Gobi]

Time to get out the tomato sauce and sugar.

Till next time, bitches.

[Eldemarge]

My cat is snoring.  He doesn't care about New Jersey.

Good night, all!  Have a lovely sleep!

[lamujerdecente]

Good night bunkies!

[candall]

Well, I am tantalized.  What does Gabby have at home that she doesn't want Chris to see?  A garden shed full of children?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Bye all!  Enjoy the week!  Will snark with you soon!

[OoogleEyes]

Bitches, man!

As we leave this week's love in, i remind you. Wednesday 8E. My 600lb Life  

*duck and running from our @PrincessPurrsALot*

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week, Skylar drives Nathan to resume using his drug of choice. Chris rues the day that he gave half his money to Gabby. Monique gives up some control and ends up getting into a motor vehicle accident. Yikes!

Have a wonderful weekend, everyone. Live your best life and make 2023 count!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bunkies,

We have learned that when Nathan shuts down he bugs out his eyes and he shuts down a lot, Skylar expects a palace, Gabby is the garbage we knew she was but so is Chris, and too many of the women expect the men to talk to no one but them.

Now go work some muffins like Cameron showed you.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E05: Felons 4 Life

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Skylar fears the worst when Nathan goes missing; a mysterious car chase threatens Monique and Derek.

Original air date 2023.01.13

[Keywestclubkid]

Cellie's time to come out to play-ee-ay!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Warden Monique is taking all of us bunkies to the casino for a field trip and is putting the expenses on her charge cards.  It's our lucky day! 😉

[Gobi]

I hope everyone has their muffins ready, fresh from the lovin' oven.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey bunkies! I just got a new credit card! False eyelashes, $500 dinners and Gucci pants for everyone! 

Has everyone had a good week? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

We’re almost ready to take off. Hold your wine glasses in the upright position.

[SemiCharmedLife]

If I don't make any sense tonight, it the cold medicine talking.  That stuff is strong than a shot of white lightning!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris should have done a little better than two pumps and a swirl. Gabby’s “new” vagina expected more.

[candall]

Closed captioning now recognizes "Imma" as a contraction for "I'm going to..."  How long will it take Merriam-Webster to catch up?

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Uh-oh.  I'm starting out cranky.

[OoogleEyes]

This bitch is checking IN!

[Eldemarge]

I had a bad day and I'm eating a bowl of french fries.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Skylar seems so pleasant, even I would want to meet her.

[Empress1]

Lord, we’re getting crying-ass Ashley this week?

[kacesq]

Hey!! I’m here to talk to bitches! 

[Pepper Mostly]

I am LIVING for more Ashley. She's a mess and I am here for it.

[kacesq]

This show really loves Tit Sling. We open every damn episode with her. And her weave. Pat pat,

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley might “slip and fall” on the throw rug and her inmate boyfriend leaves with the jewelry. It’s a tale as old as time.

[OoogleEyes]

It's only been two DAYS?? Drama loving bitches

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, kacesq said:

This show really loves Tit Sling. We open every damn episode with her. And her weave. Pat pat,

Hopefully they are not the new Brit and Marce.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Justine, slow your roll. Don't trash talk a guy's family to his face. Especially before he's even had his coffee.

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashley might “slip and fall” on the throw rug and her inmate boyfriend leaves with the jewelry. It’s a tale as old as time.

Right? She's an episode of a true crime show waiting to happen. 

[kacesq]

Oh Justine is a manipulative one, isn’t she?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, this is going to be your life from now on. Be careful what you wish for.

[LEILANI2]

Wasn't she friends with his mom and the mom hooked them up, and now they're at odds.  How does she not know it's better to get along with the MIL even if you have to fake it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lordy they're still in their matching outfits. What are they, the Osmonds?

[Keywestclubkid]

like the Bible says wifey first 

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

This show really loves Tit Sling. We open every damn episode with her. And her weave. Pat pat,

She's on next season too, she's the new Brittany and Marcelino.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Lordy they're still in their matching outfits. What are they, the Osmonds?

Remember the King Sisters? 

[WaltersHair]

I'm digging his Earth, Wind and Fire Shirt in the talking head

[Gobi]

If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, call their parole officer and send their ass back to prison.

[Empress1]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

She's on next season too, she's the new Brittany and Marcelino.

UGH.

[kacesq]

Derek is really small…

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Does he have no life or space outside of her? does she go with him to poop? like what

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, this is relatable. Who among us has not waited around for our partner's GPS monitor to charge? What a hassle, amirite?

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Remember the King Sisters? 

I love the King Sisters! Remember the King Family TV show? 

[LEILANI2]

She's the black version of Whitney Way Thore with the crop top and leggings.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Michael is wearing a shirt that says "emotionally drained".  He doesn't know how drained he will be living with Justine.

[Keywestclubkid]

I have no idea WHY I have this monitor on LOL dude 

[kacesq]

What money is Derek going to put in this bank account?