Keywestclubkid December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 we went to some lakes we went to some parks... MMMhmmm 1 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Nathan bought an alarm clock to avoid any further curfew confusion. 1 5 Link to comment
Empress1 December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 1 minute ago, goofygirl said: Shawn's the one who gets everybody within 5 feet pregnant. Has 5 or 6 kids? Never sees any of them? Never married their mom with the blue or pink or purple hair? I hate Shawn so much 4 1 1 Link to comment
LEILANI2 December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 I pray he doesn't let Skylar take out life insurance on him. 5 1 2 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said: My program guide is saying 10:45. OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD 1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said: "Job searching" Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays? 2 1 1 1 2 Link to comment
kacesq December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Mom was humiliated. Yes, Mom…that’s the important part here…how you felt. 6 2 Link to comment
LEILANI2 December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Yea because you're repeat offender daughter is a sweet innocent angel. 3 3 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 how humiliating for YOU? ...I can see why she would turn to drugs with a mom that says things like that 2 1 2 Link to comment
candall December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 I have the sense that kid composed his little speech in advance. 2 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Skylar's mama would like to speak to the manager. 1 3 1 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Not only has he bought the ring, he has bought the RING BOX!!! 4 1 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 I mean not to be rude but her brother looks like hes done some drugs himself 1 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot December 31, 2022 Author Share December 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said: how humiliating for YOU? ...I can see why she would turn to drugs with a mom that says things like that You have just met my mother, by proxy. 1 5 1 Link to comment
Empress1 December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Just now, Keywestclubkid said: I mean not to be rude but her brother looks like hes done some drugs himself And he sounds like Boomhauer 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Well, the previews make it look like love conquers all. Hahaha. 3 1 Link to comment
TooMuchRealityTV December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD Looks like we have been pardoned. The last 15 minutes are preview for some other show I refuse to watch. 2 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Well bunkies, its been a gas, as usual! Happy new year to all, here's hoping 2023 brings us more sanity and peace and justice in the world. I love you all. MWAH! 1 1 6 Link to comment
candall December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Ten times out of ten, I don't get my last amusing pithy comment in under the wire, so I'll just say Happy Ne 12 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 I wish everyone the happiest of New Years! My resolution is to stay one step ahead of the law and narrow down my prison beaus to a solid dozen. 4 2 7 Link to comment
Gobi December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 After tonight's episode, maybe it should be called the Department of Erections, am I right? Happy New Year! Remember to date inmates responsibly. 1 1 9 Link to comment
goofygirl December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 (edited) Well peeps, another successful snark session! Hope all of you have a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Big hugs!! Edited December 31, 2022 by goofygirl 4 4 Link to comment
Empress1 December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Happy new year! Here’s to more ex-con fuckery in 2023. 3 2 4 Link to comment
LEILANI2 December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 There's 15 minutes of commercials and five minutes of actual show footage. 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 Have a happy and healthy new year, Luvs. As my mother always used to warn, “Watch out for drunk drivers.” Once again, I invoke my list of resolutions, which include “watch more crap tv” and “be more judgmental.” I try not to set myself up for failure. See you all in 2023! 1 2 1 4 2 Link to comment
Floatingbison December 31, 2022 Share December 31, 2022 bye everybodies! Have a safe NYE! 1 1 2 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot December 31, 2022 Author Share December 31, 2022 Bunkies, We are closing out the year, but not the season. Chris and Gabby got married in the most pathetic ceremony ever seen, even for this show, and that bar is very, very low. Gabby has a secret. Of course she does. Who doesn't? JustSmug has shown she can cover herself up. However, she will only do so if she is wearing an outfit that matches Michael's. Monique and Derek did the nasty after Monique finished her snipe fest with Derek's sisters (and remarkably quiet other family members). Derek called her a BBW, "big black woman". He somehow forgot beautiful. But he is along for the ride. Whereas Monique's sister showed us that your booty can really draw in some leopard print booty shorts if you try hard enough and Derek's sisters decided that picking your brother up from prison in the morning means you should wear the tightest dress you can find - extra points for pointy boob flaps instead of a top. Ashley threatened to flood the entire state of Florida with her tears. If she had an upside down umbrella tattoo it would be overflowing. While Travis professed his love in ways that made us all think, "Really? Have you been brushing up on Hallmark sayings?" Let's just say there was not a feeling that he is all in. More than one ex-con professed they wanted to bust their love's ass wide open. More than one con lover found that romantic. Aris was not among them. Meanwhile Cameron wants to wear her like earmuffs. He sees it as the perfect follow up to littering and planticide. Nathan is in fluv with a woman who seems to have all of the charm (and voice) of Destinie, a long term major drug habit, and a string of dead exes. He is thinking white picket fences and romantic picnics under the stars. She is thinking don't fuck up or I'll slice you. A match made somewhere but certainly not heaven. Until next time, keep your velour tracksuit lint free, polish up your 2 lb. chains, start curing the sugar and tomato paste to make some tequila or vodka or whatever other liquor we were told it would taste like, and do not forget to check in to the halfway house on time. If you go back in, you might get put in the SHU and miss the next snarkfest. 4 2 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot January 7, 2023 Author Share January 7, 2023 S05.E04: Ditched and Dismissed Quote Justine & Michael’s mom get heated; Nathan shocks Skylar at her release. Original air date 2023.01.06 1 Link to comment
lamujerdecente January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 (edited) I got a new job and haven’t been able to sign on here for my Friday night treats from the commissary. But a bish got off early today and here sipping my white tequila I made from fermented sprite and green apple slices. It taste like the best tequila Evah. I missed ya bunkies. Like just smug misses a boob sling. mike is hot (small voice) Edited January 7, 2023 by lamujerdecente 6 1 1 3 Link to comment
OoogleEyes January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Happy New Year! I wish a healthy year to you all. Keep your eyelashes on and the pruno chilled. 5 2 Link to comment
Gobi January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 I made a New Year's resolution not to watch reality shows about delusional losers. D'oh! 2 7 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 This call is from a corrections facility ...... I lost track of time hanging around some parks and lakes but I am here checking in 3 1 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Hey kids, there’s a new dance craze called the Pump Pump Swirl. 4 Link to comment
OoogleEyes January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Speaking of walks in the park.... My 600lb Life is back on Wednesday nights with WATN episodes. Come join us for a live chat! ....we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.... 3 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Can’t wait to hear Skylar nagging him all through his romantic proposal. 4 1 Link to comment
kacesq January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Hello bunkies! My favorite night of the week is here! 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Did everyone bring a secret to share with the group tonight? 1 6 Link to comment
kacesq January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Can’t wait to hear Skylar nagging him all through his romantic proposal. This show teaches us all what romance is… 1 2 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Hola bunkies! Took me a few minutes to get my six inch lashes and eight inch nails on, but I'm here and ready to rumble! Lets do this! 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Did everyone bring a secret to share with the group tonight? Pass me the talking stick first. 1 2 2 Link to comment
kacesq January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Justine looks thrilled. I guess she expects Michael to not spend time with his bestie. 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Justine bristles when someone tries to steal the spotlight away from her. 2 Link to comment
kacesq January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Is that Michael’s mom asking how the sex was? My God people. We don’t need to know everything. 2 3 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Oh yeah, the big professional music mogul has "the studio all set". Snort. 2 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Just now, kacesq said: Is that Michael’s mom asking how the sex was? My God people. We don’t need to know everything. They think we do. 🤷♀️ 2 1 1 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 Just now, kacesq said: Is that Michael’s mom asking how the sex was? My God people. We don’t need to know everything. Then she says her son will tell her anyway! Who ARE these people? 4 3 Link to comment
candall January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 47 minutes ago, lamujerdecente said: I got a new job and haven’t been able to sign on here for my Friday night treats from the commissary. But a bish got off early today and here sipping my white tequila I made from fermented sprite and green apple slices. It taste like the best tequila Evah. I missed ya bunkies. Like just smug misses a boob sling. mike is hot (small voice) Oh, no! A new gig is in order. It's not as good without you. 1 Link to comment
OoogleEyes January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Hola bunkies! Took me a few minutes to get my six inch lashes and eight inch nails on, but I'm here and ready to rumble! Lets do this! Seriously. How do they attach lashes with those nails. I'd be poking myself, and not in a good way. 1 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 7, 2023 Share January 7, 2023 As if Mike has even thought so far ahead. Oh, yeah, the kids. Hmmmm. 3 Link to comment
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