Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I missed last week's live chat because of a company holiday party.  One of our newest employees wore really long false eyelashes.  She brought her mother a her +1.  Later in the party I let her know her lashes were starting to come off.  Her mother reached up and pulled them off of her.  I had to try so hard to not tell them tales of LAL. 

OMG!  That would have been something to see!  I can totally understand the temptation to pull them off.  Most of them look atrocious.  

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

A good mattress is stuff of dreams 

I have a memory foam mattress I bought for cheap at Overstock and I love it so much. Every night when I climb into bed I sigh with happiness. 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

an actual picture of your vagina as opposed to fake pictures of your vagina? 

Wonder if there are filters for that…

[Gobi]

Just now, goofygirl said:

I'm thinking old Derrick is gonna be surprised when he sees Monique.

"Excuse me, but I think my girlfriend is standing behind you."

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder if unique Monique had her vagina tightened. At least that’s ONE part of her body that will be in shape.

I dunno, the phrase Holland Tunnel came to mind when she was discussing her va jay jay.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I'm thinking old Derrick is gonna be surprised when he sees Monique.

Yes, she has definitely been catfishing him with her filtered selfies.  He does, however, know what her real vagina looks like...

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

OMG if these ladies insist on fake eyelashes can’t they get ones that look good?

Every time I stroll to the pharmacy counter at my local Rite Aid, I always make it a point to walk past the makeup aisle and check out the newly arrived false eyelashes 

[Empress1]

Wow, Gabby is admitting to all her surgery. Can they show a before picture?

The lips are obvious (and they’re deflated in her talking head).

STOP TELLING YOUR MAN’S MOM ABOUT YOUR VAGINA.

Edited December 17, 2022 by Empress1

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chris is a winner. Gabby found herself a keeper.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Yes, she has definitely been catfishing him with her filtered selfies.  He does, however, know what her real vagina looks like...

She's probably filtered that too. 

[goofygirl]

Well, shit. Now we know where Chris's money went!  Gabby went hogwild with the procedures, didn't she?  Guess he's ok with that!  Old boy ain't gonna have any cash to buy drugs with is he?

PLUS... they're getting married when he gets out? And she's traveling to pick him up with his MOM and sister??  She's a brave little soldier, isn't she?

Edited December 17, 2022 by goofygirl

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Folks,

It is fine to discuss that Monique is much larger than how she presented herself to her inmate love.  It is not okay to mock her purely for her size or body type. Be particularly careful to not use language or jokes that are often used to shame large people. 

Questions?  PM @PrincessPurrsALot.

[Pepper Mostly]

She got lip injections for that "perma-duckface" look. So attractive. 

[candall]

I'd think the last vagina in the world that needs to be surgically enhanced is the one welcoming home a newly released inmate.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That explains why Gabby doesn’t look like herself.

[kacesq]

I didn’t see a $30k difference in the before and after pics of our Gabby…

[Pepper Mostly]

She has spent $30,000 on cosmetic surgery. OK.

[Ladystardust]

So she has enough money for all that plastic surgery but she can't afford her own hotel room?

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Every time I stroll to the pharmacy counter at my local Rite Aid, I always make it a point to walk past the makeup aisle and check out the newly arrived false eyelashes 

Gabby’s wearing them. Hers look pretty good.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I'd think the last vagina in the world that needs to be surgically enhanced is the one welcoming home a newly released inmate.

DEAD

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

an actual picture of your vagina as opposed to fake pictures of your vagina? 

I assume she filtered her vulva shot so much it has no folds left. Smooth as a Barbie doll. 

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I missed last week's live chat because of a company holiday party.  One of our newest employees wore really long false eyelashes.  She brought her mother as her +1.  Later in the party I let her know her lashes were starting to come off.  Her mother reached up and pulled them off of her.  I had to try so hard to not tell them tales of LAL. 

omg, I thought that I loved you, but now I am certain of it

[Auntie Anxiety]

Skylar is nagging him from prison. Yeah, this is going to work out well.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh god she is controlling him already ... yup this is gonna work out well 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Skylar is nagging him from prison. Yeah, this is going to work out well.

Jinx 

[kacesq]

Skylar seems lovely.

[Pepper Mostly]

Skylar is going to hit the ground running, I guess. She's already turning up the "Shrew" to eleven. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I didn’t see a $30k difference in the before and after pics of our Gabby…

To be fair, you haven't seen her bleached asshole and newly tightened vagina.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She's a keeper. Also, it's so well lit in that bar for filming that I doubt any ne'er-do-wells are lurking in surgical level lighting. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nate, sometimes you don’t have to go all in even if life is a gamble.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Skylar seems lovely.

A real peach. I’m going to give her a little grace since she’s grieving.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Gobi said:

To be fair, you haven't seen her bleached asshole and newly tightened vagina.

I'll take things I never want to see for a $1000.

[goofygirl]

Nathan buddy: This chick is gonna wear you down with all that controlling shit.  This is all on the PHONE right now! Wait until you have that coming at your FACE.  Man. RUN!

[Keywestclubkid]

a stripper pole in the closet .... 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

So she has enough money for all that plastic surgery but she can't afford her own hotel room?

Priorities. "Do I want more Botox, or to spend one night in a hotel with my loathed soon to be in-laws?"

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Oh god she is controlling him already ... yup this is gonna work out well 

Jinx 

Hey wait just a minute, @Keywestclubkid, I thought we were soulmates? Are you cheating on me? 

[Ladystardust]

So she just recently lost a boyfriend to drugs. He just recently got sober. This is a very bad idea.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I guess this show is 90 minutes again.  I prefer the one hour fast-paced version.

[OoogleEyes]

14 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I missed last week's live chat because of a company holiday party.  One of our newest employees wore really long false eyelashes.  She brought her mother as her +1.  Later in the party I let her know her lashes were starting to come off.  Her mother reached up and pulled them off of her.  I had to try so hard to not tell them tales of LAL. 

omg, I thought that I loved you, but now I am certain of it

[Keywestclubkid]

a real life black widow where is Jessica fletcher when you need her 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I assume she filtered her vulva shot so much it has no folds left. Smooth as a Barbie doll. 

There's a Snapchat filter that generates happy little pink heart bubbles that float around and pop.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I guess this show is 90 minutes again.  I prefer the one hour fast-paced version.

Yeah, i just checked. Not sure my dog’s bladder is going to be happy about that.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, candall said:

There's a Snapchat filter that generates happy little pink heart bubbles that float around and pop.

bubbles popping around a vagina ... that sounds like something you would need to see a doctor about 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

a stripper pole in the closet .... 

Stripper poles are so ubiquitous that they need to be added to the Bingo card. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Im kinda obsessed with her Gap ... I love a lisp and a gap 

[kacesq]

Oh this is sad.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

a stripper pole in the closet .... 

Life goals!

[Empress1]

Oh, this is sad. No one should have to bury a child.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooof. That’s a lot of weight to gain.

[Keywestclubkid]

GIRL ... I just wanna hug this woman you lose a child and have friends that ridicule you ... GIRL you deserve so much better 

[goofygirl]

2500 dollars for what exactly?  Coach Carla and her coaching?? Wow.  I'm shocked, I tell ya.

[Gobi]

Just now, goofygirl said:

2500 dollars for what exactly?  Coach Carla and her coaching?? Wow.  I'm shocked, I tell ya.

I thought she said $4,500.00.