S34.02: Patience Is the New Me LIVE CHAT

[Lantern7]

What is the record for shortest race for a BB team? I think it’s Alison/Donny lasting two legs in TAR5. Am I right?

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[chaifan]

A 90 minute episode, and they spend 1\2 of it on yodeling.  Good God, enough with the yodeling!

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[Lantern7]

Heh. Judges made Claire sweat even more.

[Lantern7]

Maybe Dom’s hat is inside the mermaid hair.

[Lantern7]

Sounds like “Ode to Joy.” Am I imagining that?

[Lantern7]

I’m amused there appears to be a Hard Rock Cafe in the area.

[Lantern7]

Damn, now I wanna see Pitbull In lederhosen.

Something may be wrong with me.

[Jules1]

Derek and Claire made up some time!

[Lamb18]

The sousaphone player looks like Kyle from Big Brother.

[dizzyd]

Just now, Jules1 said:

Derek and Claire made up some time!

Looks like they’re better at navigating than others. 

[alexa]

I love seeing Innsbruck!  Went there years ago and loved the area.

[dizzyd]

Ok so what’s the schedule next week? This stupid love boat is throwing me off. 

[xcrayon2215x]

The great hall looks amazing.

[dizzyd]

Finally the bros got done before another team arrived. 

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[Lantern7]

“No more second chances. That’s the sort of man I am.”

[MerBearHou]

2 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Ok so what’s the schedule next week? This stupid love boat is throwing me off. 

First, Survivor.

Second, Love Boat

Third, Amazing Race

Each one hour

This episode is hurting my ears.  

[Lantern7]

Super M Bros win the leg!

Dang, now I’m hearing Uchenna shout “LIMA PERU!!’”

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[xcrayon2215x]

Marcus and Michael ran a good leg today.

[CraftyHazel]

That hall is absolutely stunning!

[Lantern7]

Dang, Claire’s yodeling woes has been made up.

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[xcrayon2215x]

Derek and Claire really turned it around.

[MerBearHou]

1 minute ago, Lucas Rowan said:

They've won Expedia Reward points for five nights for two to Lima, Peru!

You could see the wheels turning in their heads, like “reward points? For hotel nights? How do we get ourselves to Peru, Phil?”

[PaperTree]

Derek and Clair killed those bells and pulled in 4th.  Wow!

This episode is hurting my ears.

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[Lantern7]

Jazz hands . . . the secret bit behind Austrian folk music.

[Lamb18]

I'm glad Derek and Claire are safe in 4th place.

[DEL901]

I can’t see Rex and his partner acing bells. 

[Lantern7]

Phil’s been saying ordinal numbers. That has to freak some teams out. “You’re the fifth te=“ “FUCK! How did we screw up?”

[dizzyd]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

I can’t see Rex and his partner acing bells. 

There’s no way they’d ace any dancing either but would probably a whole lot more hilarious to watch. 

[Lamb18]

I am waiting for killer fatigue to hit Dom.

[Jules1]

Abbey Is so dang cute. I love her enthusiasm for the Race.

[dizzyd]

And I hate that we have to wait for TAR after the LB! 😡

[xcrayon2215x]

Tim and Rex are really struggling.

[Lantern7]

“He is football manager?” “American football manager.” “Yikes!”

[Lantern7]

Emoly overjoyed. Also, you cannot tell me Phil isn’t the best. He just is.

ETA: Go back to get the hat. The hat that might have been tossed two tasks ago. Not reading (or retaining) the clue deserves punishment, but DAMN.

Edited September 29, 2022 by Lantern7

[PaperTree]

Bummer on the hat trick!

[dizzyd]

Yessss! Can we get rid of Dom!

[Lamb18]

I knew someone forget a part of their costume. 

[Lantern7]

4 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Yessss! Can we get rid of Dom!

Another Dom on a reality show to let a partner down . . . but I like her better.

Fuck. Love. Boat. I hope everyone involved gets STDs and Legionnaires Disease.

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[xcrayon2215x]

Quite the finish this will be.

[xcrayon2215x]

So that is it for Tim and Rex.

[Lantern7]

I forgot they started with twelve teams. I couldn’t remember seeing T-Rex check in.

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[dizzyd]

Omg T-Rex did it! 😳Well they still came in last. 

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[Lantern7]

Lucky. Lucky. Lucky Rich & Dom.

Dang, looks like T-Rex has gone extinct.

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[PaperTree]

Bye Rex.  He did better than I expected.

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[Lantern7]

At least the guys took it well. And they kept a little dignity by not opting for the dance.

Was that Goofy’s yodel?

[MerBearHou]

Well, I’m bummed — I really wanted those guys to last longer.  

[Jules1]

Darn it. I liked T-Rex better then other two teams in contention for last place. 

[Thalia]

I thought that Dom still looked pissed when they got back to the mat.  It wasn't Phil's fault that they didn't follow directions.  

And we wish a fond farewell to Tim, Rex, and Rex's teeth.  

[dizzyd]

52 minutes ago, Thalia said:

I thought that Dom still looked pissed when they got back to the mat.  It wasn't Phil's fault that they didn't follow directions.  

And we wish a fond farewell to Tim, Rex, and Rex's teeth. 

Dom needs to give herself a motivational speech to get over being pissed for not following instructions. But not on camera, I don’t need to hear it. 

Oh Rex, what white teeth you have. All the better to do something in the Mesozoic era but they’d be funnier than Dom. 

Edited September 29, 2022 by dizzyd