S12.E16: Altitude Adjustment

[jewel21]

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Kyle charters a private plane and flies the women to Aspen in style, but Dorit packs emotional baggage along with her snow pants; the mountain weather isn't the only thing that's cold as Garcelle and Sutton ice out Erika in a very public fashion.

Airdate: 08/31/2022

[Hiyo]

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Dorit packs emotional baggage

Just Dorit?

[BusyOctober]

43 minutes ago, jewel21 said:

Dorit packs emotional baggage

Is she taking a separate plane? Just concerned about the weight limit, cos you just know Dorit’s emotional baggage is (faux) Louis Vuitton like her other luggage, and those bags are heavy! 

[Surrealist]

Here we go, folks. Buckle up!

[RoseAllDay]

I’m going to watch, but it will be really damn hard now, what with the Rinna, Erika, and Diana BS.

[Mother of Odin]

Why did they skip a week?

[BusyOctober]

I usually DVR, then watch the new episodes an hour after so I can bypass ads…but I think I am just too excited to do that tomorrow night.  
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Typing that makes me realize it’s time to re-evaluate my life choices. I didn’t expect to be so sad and pathetic for at least another 7-9 years.

[Surrealist]

3 hours ago, Mother of Odin said:

Why did they skip a week?

I think they used last week to focus on Dubai. I'm wondering if they're trying to drum up viewership. I watched the first episode, and a half, and the show didn't interest me.

[RoseAllDay]

4 hours ago, Mother of Odin said:

Why did they skip a week?

The Aspen trip has been talked up for weeks, so Bravo is milking the anticipation (and gossip) for all it’s worth. It’s not unheard of for a Housewives series to skip a week late in its season, either. I’m sure, too. it was to try to give Dubai a boost, since (from what I understand) the show has not exactly been a hit. 

[JonnieUniteUs]

2 hours ago, Surrealist said:

I think they used last week to focus on Dubai. I'm wondering if they're trying to drum up viewership. I watched the first episode, and a half, and the show didn't interest me.

I was excited about Dubai and have tried to watch, but I don’t think I’ve watched more than a total of an hour.

the 30 second ad (commercial) before Dubai started was MUCH more enjoyable than the actual show 😕

[TV Diva Queen]

19 hours ago, BusyOctober said:

I usually DVR, then watch the new episodes an hour after so I can bypass ads…but I think I am just too excited to do that tomorrow night.  
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Typing that makes me realize it’s time to re-evaluate my life choices. I didn’t expect to be so sad and pathetic for at least another 7-9 years.

I find that 20 minute lag time is perfect and enough slack to miss the commercials.  I either sit on tiktok for 20 minutes or tidy up the kitchen.  :)

[RoseAllDay]

“I don’t want Sutton to feel like it’s a pile on.” — Dorit.

Wait…what?

[Surrealist]

Dorit and Kyle, how about you leave Sutton alone?

[WaltersHair]

What is this 80's spiral perm thing Kyle and Dorit have going on in the car?

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Hungover Diana is the most palatable Diana has been all season. 

[Straycat80]

Sounds like everyone has more fun when the cameras are off. Maybe they should film the ho’s at the Polo Lounge getting trashed instead of the production driven fights. 

[janiema]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

What is this 80's spiral perm thing Kyle and Dorit have going on in the car?

Does Teddi have one too?

Edited September 1, 2022 by janiema
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[Chicklet]

Why does Rinna think this raccoon look is good? 

[Straycat80]

Rinna’s mom sounded like a beautiful, strong soul, too bad her daughter has turned out to be such a crap person. I hope the rumors about her are not true. (See BH Media thread) 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I think that Lisa is genuinely grieving Lois but I also think she has some unresolved anger issues she needs to deal with. Maybe her mother's death has brought them to the surface but they were there before (for instance, in her relationship with Denise).

[Surrealist]

I agree with Harry Hamlin about what Lisa's therapist said. It kinds of skews negative. You should feel all your feelings, but the therapist seemed to be telling her to imagine what could be worse. YMMV.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Wait, does Kyle have a scale model of her house in her yard?!?

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Rinna’s mom sounded like a beautiful, strong soul, too bad her daughter has turned out to be such a crap person. I hope the rumors about her are not true. (See BH Media thread) 

I always liked to see Lois on the show. Not a fake, pretentious bone in her body.

The epitaphs are just wonderful. They sum up a partnership beautifully.

[WaltersHair]

So Dorit and Rinna will have dueling grief sessions on this trip?

[Mr. Miner]

You have to be a real asshole to shave your eyebrow off for a Klondike bar.

[Surrealist]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

So Dorit and Rinna will have dueling grief sessions on this trip?

[JD5166]

Who will cleanse Diana’s hotel of her evil spirit? 

[Surrealist]

Crystal's HK, Lucy, is my new best friend.

[RoseAllDay]

Garcelle! Not afraid to say what we all think. I can watch that exchange between her and Erika all. day. long.

EDIT: If Aspen is for the elite, then why are Erika and Diana going?

Edited September 1, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Mr. Miner]

Ericka is flat out fucking repulsive! 🖕🏻

[Surrealist]

I'm with Diana. I would get a hotel room. These women cannot go without fighting on these trips. Staying in the same place, overnight, with any of them would test my nerves.

Edited September 1, 2022 by Surrealist

[Emmeline]

Interesting that Erika’s earrings are coming up on the episode just at the time the judge has ruled that they have to be auctioned.  Although she is still trying to appeal.  

[hoodooznoodooz]

9 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Ericka is flat out fucking repulsive! 🖕🏻

What did she do (this time)? I can’t watch yet.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

That guest house is very nice.

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

What did she do (this time)? I can’t watch yet.

She’s Erika.

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, RoseAllDay said:

She’s Erika.

Exactly!

[RoseAllDay]

Things were going so well…then they busted out the Ouija board.

[Surrealist]

And Diana telling Sutton that she's a c*nt.

[JonnieUniteUs]

23 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

You have to be a real asshole to shave your eyebrow off for a Klondike bar.

LMAO!!!

[RoseAllDay]

3 minutes ago, Surrealist said:

And Diana telling Sutton that she's a c*nt.

And Erika’s evil cackle.

[Mr. Miner]

3 minutes ago, Surrealist said:

And Diana telling Sutton that she's a c*nt.

Takes one to know one you tongue wagging POS! 🖕🏻

[Chicklet]

Why does Kyle tell people who unfollows who on Instagram? They aren't 12, jeeez.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Erika, words have meaning. Sorry about that.

Aha, it's so hilarious that Erika wants the last word with Garcelle and just isn't getting it.

ETA: Diana and Erika are acting like such awful Mean Girls that even Rinna isn't laughing. 

Edited September 1, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Surrealist]

Diana's such an asshole. She really is. 

[janiema]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Why does Kyle tell people who unfollows who on Instagram? They aren't 12, jeeez.

Kyle is.

[JonnieUniteUs]

When Kathy said “pedophile,” did they show everyone’s reaction?🤔

I’ll have to re-watch.

Edited September 1, 2022 by JonnieUniteUs

[Surrealist]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Why does Kyle tell people who unfollows who on Instagram? They aren't 12, jeeez.

Who cares? I can't believe Kyle's making a big deal over this.

And geez, when Kathy is the voice of reason among this group.

[RoseAllDay]

That was beyond disgusting, and uncalled for. I’m glad to see the rest of them were not amused. Folks, we just saw the true Diana Jenkins. She and Erika are cut from the same vile cloth.

So much for not piling on Sutton. That was the worst one yet.

EDIT. SHUT UP, DIANA. You’ve said enough. What can Sutton say to defend herself, Kyle? How many times can she extend the olive branch? Please, tell us. 

Go, Diana. Don’t let the door hit you.

Edited September 1, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Emmeline]

No Diana, that is not Friggin okay.  They are ganging up now like junior high mean girls.  Kyle what the hell are you walking off for, you stirred the pot.  

[NJbutNoHousewife]

26 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Ericka is flat out fucking repulsive! 🖕🏻

I cannot agree with this more and will add that Diana is worse and so fake it's horrible. That Ericka cow cackle laugh is so annoying.