Couple Title Suggestion Thread

[Frozendiva]

Many of the couples’ threads do not have titles. Here is the place to recommend them.

Edited August 18, 2022 by Frozendiva

[gingerella]

Jibri & Miona: Like a Rhinestone Ca$hboy    OR    Some People Call Me Space Ca$hboy

Yve & Mohammed: Night of the Living Whisperer

Emily & Kobe: Coming to America

Kara & Guillermo: The Taming of the Shrew

Bilal & Shaeeda: Pirates of the Gaslighting Caribbean

Patrick & Thais: My Bruthah's Keepah  OR   He Ain't Useless, He's my Bruthah

[Gobi]

Jibri and Miona: Serbs you right.

Bilal and Shaeeda: Who's laughing now?

[1011101010001]

Bilal and Shaeeda:  She’s Flexible, He’s Not

[magemaud]

I always hope I can use my favorite title--"90 Day Beyonce", but it doesn't work for any of these couples except maybe, Miona and Jibri. Oh well, I'll try again next time! 

Edited to add: I wish someone had thought of naming the couples threads earlier in the season. These couples will be "old news" soon. Also, remember that whatever you name a couple sticks with them forever, even after they're moved on to other partners like Darcey and Jesse. 

Edited August 19, 2022 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

Jibri & Miona: Space Cowboys and Sparkles

Yve & Mohammed: Bikini Queens and Whispers in the Bedroom

Emily & Kobe: Baby makers, Homestead Cows and Shrews

Kara & Guillermo: Booze and Babies

Bilal & Shaeeda: Cleanliness, contracts, and control

Patrick & Thais: O brother where aren't thou

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emily and Kobe: Thanks for the Mammaries

[Welshman in Ca]

2 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Emily and Kobe: Thanks for the Mammaries

One laugh is not enough for this one so 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Gobi]

Yve and Mo: If the mistress won’t come to Mohammed, then Mohammed will go to the mistress.

[CrazyInAlabama]

The one correction for Yve/Mo is change mistress to mistresses, because apparently there are a few of them.

[1011101010001]

53 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

The one correction for Yve/Mo is change mistress to mistresses, because apparently there are a few of them.

I hope everyone froze the screen and saw exactly what he was saying.  He wasn’t just being friendly.  Also someone posted additional text messages in the couples thread a while back where he was grousing about watching her son.

[Mondrianyone]

Emily & Kobe:  Aargh! I Thought She Said "Have Some Polenta!"

Patrick & Thaís:  Worst-Vase Scenario

[OneGuy]

Jibri and Miona: Sparkles and the Technicolor Dreamcoats

Yve and Mohamed: All About Yve

[Grifter Lives]

Yves & Mohammed: Walk Out Like an EgypTeem