S12.E13: Rosé Colored Glasses

[RoseAllDay]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

I hope Rinna has storage for all of her unsold wine.

Remember Wines By Wives? Tamra and Vicki’s side gig that lasted all of 10 minutes? What did they do with all that inventory?

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Harry Hamlin's second career should be to manage a B&B empire.

[Keywestclubkid]

Sutton is reaching her bullshit point and I am kinda living for it 

[Chicklet]

I don't think there was an inventory, it was all make-believe. 

Just like "Rinna Rose by Harry Hamlin and gray haired man".

Catchy name.

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Worse, they seemed to be enjoying it. That is gross.

Rinna, especially. Quelle surprise.

[ZettaK]

5 hours ago, Mar said:

To hype tonight’s episode, Dorit posted this on Instagram today. I thought she had mislabeled Erica in the photo because she looks like she gained 50 pounds overnight. I zoomed in and it is indeed her. How is this possible?!

She looks big on the episode too because she gained a lot of weight. She was still big on a recent Watch What Happens Live.

This hideous fake hair Erika is attaching to her head in talking heads and the latest episodes won't bring any money to the bankruptcy trustee who is going to take over her new "business". 

Edited August 4, 2022 by ZettaK

[Straycat80]

Erika has to get the attention back on her all the time. She’s jealous a man thinks Garcelle is beautiful and wants to meet her and not Erika. And who would want to, she talks so filthy all the time, she’s become nothing but a booty call and she’s drinking with her meds. Great prize she is 🙄

[JD5166]

What the hell does Kyle’s kid have to do with that wine? I am here for Sutton and Garcelle and their well behaved, responsible children who don’t rely on their gross parents to get them a free ride on tv. 

[65mickey]

How many housewives have tried to hawk wine or vodka or bourbon? Other than that Skinny Girl swill I have never seen any of the housewives' booze on the shelves of a beverage store.  

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Oh please, Erika. Sutton may say some awkward things but at the very least, she doesn't threaten her coworkers. 

ETA: This is so stupid. Basically, "Sutton and Garcelle, we're mad you have a real friendship."

Also, Lisa, honestly, either accept Sutton's apology or don't but don't say you do when you obviously haven't. 

Edited August 4, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

How many housewives have tried to hawk wine or vodka or bourbon? Other than that Skinny Girl swill I have never seen any of the housewives' booze on the shelves of a beverage store.  

Did Ramona of RHONY ever get on shelves? The Pinot queen.

[CSunshine76]

3 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

How many housewives have tried to hawk wine or vodka or bourbon? Other than that Skinny Girl swill I have never seen any of the housewives' booze on the shelves of a beverage store.  

Lisa’s Vanderpump Rose’ is widely available, and a really good wine in my opinion. Most wine ratings have it 4 out of 5 stars. 

[WaltersHair]

Rinna. Shortest redemption arc in Housewives history.

[Chicklet]

I am so freaking tired of Rinna. She's giving people whiplash.

[Keywestclubkid]

how dare you not be as mad at her for talking about buying a ticket as you were with me for NOT wanting widows and orphans ripped off by husband to have their money 

Edited August 4, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[RoseAllDay]

Oh, Garcelle understands you just fine, Erika. Burned-down life or not. Ever the victim. 

Garcelle should not have told Sutton about what Erika said. There was no point in that, other than to stir shit. There is nothing Sutton can do to redeem herself with Erika. Best to just leave it be. But, drama…

Here we go, the weekly pile-on. 

[SassyCat]

So Garcelle isn’t allowed to defend her friend Sutton, but all of them are allowed to pile on Sutton and defend each other while doing so? Hah! 

[65mickey]

Ok so Sutton and Rinna just talked through the concert ticket deal and both agreed to move on. Erika brings it up and Rinna is going to throw Sutton out of her house?  I do no know how Harry Hamlin stands to live with this woman. 

[RoseAllDay]

3 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I am so freaking tired of Rinna. She's giving people whiplash.

She seems awfully preoccupied about being a bitch for some reason. Never seemed to bother her before…🤷‍♀️

[goofygirl]

SUTTON is a liability??? What the actual fuck??  Why does Sutton even try with that snakey snake Rinna??  Rinna tried to come for Sutton and she came back with receipts!!!  Oh. According to Rinna, she's being narcissistic???

Sweet tap dancing baby Jeebus.  This bunch is just WACK!!!

Humiliated??  Rinna, honey; YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL.  And guess what?? WE ALL KNOW IT!!!  Just go away already.

Nice not to have to suffer through Kyle and her bullshit for once.  NOW, if we can just get RINNA out for a while....  Say maybe  5 years or so??

Edited August 4, 2022 by goofygirl

[Mr. Miner]

Rinna, your scumbag is showing again. 🖕🏻

[65mickey]

6 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

Lisa’s Vanderpump Rose’ is widely available, and a really good wine in my opinion. Most wine ratings have it 4 out of 5 stars. 

I live on the East coast and I have never seen it but I'll take your word that it's good.

Well Rinna has lost her mind again.

[Straycat80]

See, I knew it, Rinna is never going to let this table story go. If I was Sutton I would have told Rinna to fuck off, threw the wine in her face and left. 

[Mr. Miner]

Didn’t miss Kyle one bit!

[Chicklet]

Oh lord, next we have to look forward to Rinna's sloppy pity me party. Riveting tv.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Oh Rinna. You absolutely have no idea how this is playing out. Sutton does not look like the bad guy in this moment and it is really quite clear that you did feel humiliated. 

[FlyingEgret]

Has Rinna been honest about going to the event for free and not sending a thank you note?

[sistermagpie]

2 minutes ago, SassyCat said:

So Garcelle isn’t allowed to defend her friend Sutton, but all of them are allowed to pile on Sutton and defend each other while doing so? Hah! 

Yes, that's the rule. 

I don't get why what she said was supposed to be so bad. Wasn't the thing about the ticket just a respone to Rinna's doing the same thing about the tomato sauce? And then she tried to say it was a lie and Sutton had receipts. 

I love that Garcelle didn't miss a beat in telling Erika that no, she did not believe all her nonsense lies about all the people she's stolen from.

Just now, Straycat80 said:

See, I knew it, Rinna is never going to let this table story go. If I was Sutton I would have told Rinna to fuck off, threw the wine in her face and left. 

That's the only thing frustrating to me about Sutton, that she always really does insist on saying she thinks the other person is good or she likes them when they're being trash. She continued apologizing for the thing about the table. Though her line about Rinna being humiliated was pretty great, especially with Rinna's drunken, nonsensical response. I didn't even catch what Sutton was supposed to have said that made her do the whole "stay away from my family!" thing. The kids she's thrilled to have in the spotlight while Suttons seem just like nice people.

[JD5166]

11 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Rinna. Shortest redemption arc in Housewives history.

But.....she’s grieving LOIS!!!!

[RoseAllDay]

Are we back in Amsterdam?

Sutton deserved NONE of that. Rinna was in the wrong about that damned table. That was made clear weeks ago. 

I guess the point of all the scenes with Rinna being a bitch tonight was to prove the point that yes, yes she is a bitch.
 

[bencr]

Sutton has to learn that apologizing is not a good default with these women. She was not 95% wrong with Diana, nor was she 100% wrong with Lisa. Quite the opposite. Sutton needs to learn how to fight back, or these harpies will never stop picking on her.

[goofygirl]

47 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

lol but honest question for anyone who might know .. would they impound your car? wouldn't they just send you on your way?? 

I'm pretty sure if you weren't driving while intoxicated, they'd let you drive home.  At least here in Texas.  I KNOW the Popo where I live WOULD NOT BE DRIVING ME HOME!!! That's for realz.

[Maire]

Rinna is the sour ball of the day. She is so rotten, down deep. Worst of all this is so boring. Bring on the Kathy Hilton brawl.

[lyric]

Rinna decides to prove she’s not humiliated by further humiliating herself. She’s such a dick.

[65mickey]

11 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Did Ramona of RHONY ever get on shelves? The Pinot queen.

Didn't she brag that they were going to sell it in Target?  Wine by Wives, Vickie Vodka,  the Dubrows were hawking champagne at one time and Dorinda is selling Bourbon now.  Do people really go in liquor stores and look for alcohol by these women? I would be mortified to ask for it.  

[MyMaui]

Rinna is just tiring.  Nothing about her is real at all.  The best line of the night came from Sutton about Rinna being suck in her soap opera character.  After hearing that, she's right.  This is what Rinna is, a soap opera character.  I'm glad Kyle and Diana weren't there because they'd just be the side line chearleaders.   The hilarity continues with Rinna from that preview too.   I can't tell this this season is an audition for a role on one of the soaps.

And the audacity that Rinna yells out that they won't go after her kids and her husband and her drunk partner in crime just did that a few episodes back is just incredible.  Really?  

Erika is there now for getting drunk.  That's her storyline besides her saying she is hooking up all the time. 

[bencr]

Why would anyone buy a Rinna wine?. Rinna's "brand" is hustling, aggressive, shrill and bitchy, none of which are qualities that I look for in a wine. Now, if Rinna attached her name and picture to a scouring pad for dirty pots, that is a product I might consider buying.

Edited August 4, 2022 by bencr

[goofygirl]

12 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

But.....she’s grieving LOIS!!!!

Don't forget!!! Every, single, fricking BIRD in the entire WORLD, is Lois.

[65mickey]

12 minutes ago, sistermagpie said:

I didn't even catch what Sutton was supposed to have said that made her do the whole "stay away from my family!" thing. The kids she's thrilled to have in the spotlight while Suttons seem just like nice people.

I didn't catch that either. Did Sutton say something about Harry or the girls or was Rinna so drunk that she thought she was screaming at Kim? 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, 65mickey said:

I didn't catch that either. Did Sutton say something about Harry or the girls or was Rinna so drunk that she thought she was screaming at Kim? 

Her implying that she bought the tickets was disrespectful to HARRY.. its a fucking stretch its so dumb 

[goofygirl]

5 minutes ago, bencr said:

Who would anyone buy a Rinna win?. Rinna's "brand" is hustling, shrill and bitchy, none of which are qualities that I look for in a wine. Now id Rinna attached her name to a scouring pad, that is a product I might consider buying.

I'd consider buying some "CatLitter by Rinna"... only if it were cheaper than the brand I buy now.  

And honestly?  WHO KNEW HARRY HAMLIN was SUCH a snowflake!! He gets all chucked out over the smallest things!! Saying "thank you" for his tomato sauce is listed as the 11th commandment in the Bible!!  Good Gawd, HOW has the man managed to survive for 70 years with his feelings on the chain so often?? Damn!

Edited August 4, 2022 by goofygirl

[SassyCat]

Erika saying to Garcelle that Sutton is a liability to her means that if she keeps up being a friend to Sutton, and defending her, means the fucked up Five will ostracize Garcelle too, if she doesn’t get with the program. Like they already don’t do that to Garcelle.

[WaltersHair]

22 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Don't forget!!! Every, single, fricking BIRD in the entire WORLD, is Lois.

I re-watched Forrest Gump for the first time in years this past weekend. At the end of Forrest's speech at Jenny's graveside, a flock of birds fly into the enormous tree behind it. I thought of Rinna and hated myself so much afterward, lol.

[sistermagpie]

6 minutes ago, SassyCat said:

Erika saying to Garcelle that Sutton is a liability to her means that if she keeps up being a friend to Sutton, and defending her, means the fucked up Five will ostracize Garcelle too, if she doesn’t get with the program. Like they already don’t do that to Garcelle.

That phrasing is so perfect since one of Sutton's biggest crimes against Erika was suggesting she was a liability due to the whole crimes against widows and orphans thing. 

[Tyler1992]

1 hour ago, SassyCat said:

Suttons son is cute. Never saw him before. Her cats are beautiful and that white lab is a mischievous little sucker, huh? Lol

I think her daughter is pretty, too. 🙂

[BusyOctober]

Sutton keeps rising on the charts IMO.  She is quirky and may not always say the right thing, but she is realer than any of these stupid cows (Garcelle is and has always been great). Her home, her manners, her kids, her style…I would be most interested in spending time with Sutton if I were ever introduced to any housewife. 

 I have hated Rinna on this show for her entire residency.  She gets worse every year.  What makes her so fucking awful?? Is it the desperation to be relevant?  Is it the realization she failed her daughters by not encouraging they work hard, get an education and be contributing members of society?

Who are these losers in Erika’s sad “Residence Inn by Marriott”?  Mikey we know…I think he’s homeless and is couch surfing in hopes that the hair extension biz is his ticket back to the big time.  Who are the other two??  Does it take 3 (unpaid)assistants to sell fake hair?  Speaking of hair, WTF is that platinum snake braid on her head in the confessionals??   Now she wants to be a”part time dominatrix”?  

 

[65mickey]

I think that Rinna and Kyle are getting more and more desperate. So far their plan to drive Sutton off the show hasn't worked. They can't quite make it happen.  Erika has been a little too drunk to be effective and Diana is just well what can I say?  

[Stats Queen]

Who do you think the surprise performer is in next week’s episode? 
 

My guess is John Mellencamp in a desperate ploy by Kyle to get Teddi back on the show.

[65mickey]

4 minutes ago, BusyOctober said:

Now she wants to be a”part time dominatrix”?  

That conversation sounded to me like she was pitching herself as an escort or call girl. 

[WaltersHair]

8 minutes ago, BusyOctober said:

 Speaking of hair, WTF is that platinum snake braid on her head in the confessionals??   Now she wants to be a”part time dominatrix”? 

Paired with the Bedazzled boobs, it's a look.

Edited August 4, 2022 by WaltersHair