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S05.E01: Happily Ever After?


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Kevin can't escape his crazy ex; Indie defies the doubters and picks up Harry; Tayler feels caught between her sister and her lover; Lacey lays a trap for Antoine; Kaylah wants a $40,000 ring; Rick convinces his biker buddies he's found true love.

Original air date 2022.03.04

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i totally forgot this was on last night! i’m ashamed of myself. i just watched it, and boy are we in for a trashy treat this season!

that old biker guy is disgusting. he must have a horse cock, bc there is nothing attractive about him at all. he strikes me as a creep, he just casually mentions that he’s been grooming that chick since she was 18? gross. 

speaking of grooming, congrats tayler on being so fucking stupid that you’re moving the chomo version of brad pitt into your daughters’ home! red flags EVERYWHERE. i can’t even find anything to snark about, this is just sad and i hope the sister has CPS’s number saved in her phone. i also hope the sister beats the shit out of him, she looks more than capable. 

don’t care about kayla. don’t care about lacey 2.0 - “weed and pussy” is the new “steak and BJ” (spoiler alert - white antoine will pick weed first.) kevin aka the gently used baby daddy’s storyline has to be fake, there’s no way in hell that all of these hot chicks are fighting over him. 

yay, we met harry! he’ll tire of being henpecked by indie/her psychic by episode 3. indie leaving her daughter with strangers to go have her notebook moment was a nice touch. i guess anairis told her that they were safe, so it’s okay 🙄

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I would seriously support legislation that would make it illegal to allow parents to accept money to let their minor kids be filmed and shown unpixelated on any media. 

TayLER and Indie planning to let strange men with criminal pasts move in with their kids is just unbelievable. At least Indie's kid has a vigilant grandma, but TayLER's are basically helpless. 

Is it just me, or does Kaylah kind of look like Seal with fake eyelashes and a wig?

Lacey v.2.0 has a nice figure, but there's no way she's 38. Antoine...has straight teeth. Not seeing 'hot' at all.

Kevin's old girlfriend is the most dynamic thing about his storyline.

Rick is like Muskrat Stan's younger, more poorly-groomed brother. I guffawed at the visual of the Hell's Angels (Geezer Division) tooling mildly through their white picket fence-style subdivision.

i wonder if the show's going to continue with the 90 minute run time. I actually think leaving the audience wanting more is a better idea.

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Taylor likes bad boys but she's a good girl.  Of course.  Her new fella is controlling, possessive, already trying to isolate her from family and move her sister out and he's not even out of prison yet. He'll be a great daddy to her three little girls based on what evidence now? Her poor children. That we see time and again women bringing potentially dangerous men into their homes with their children without so much as a thought for the kids is both depressing and fills me with rage.  He could be a child abuser, a molester, anything. But (giggle giggle) she's not going to worry about that, the promise of a man, any man, is too strong to resist.  At least there are cameras around for now.

Indie's child(ren) are just an afterthought for her as well.  I want to smack both of these idiots into the next county for doing this to their kids.

None of these people are permanent relationship material to me.  I guess, except for those poor kids, they all deserve each other.  Personally I lose brain cells just listening to these people talk to each other. 

 

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AM I crazy or has the amount of TMI sex talk become the main focus this episode?

Criiiinge.

Taylor: Who doesn't like bad boys?

Me: Anyone with two gray cells to rub together.

What is with the old dude who wants to build some extra room for his sucker's sister? It hasn't occurred to him that the sister can come out of the room and talk  Giddy into dropping her off at the druggie's place? He must be breathing some rarefied air. And he's controlling already over a home he doesn't own. What a peach!

Harry's girlie thinking it's OK for him to fantasize and talk to other girls because he "really" loves her proves her mother's point that she's living in her own dimension.

Need a reality check after that one!

 

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What is with all these women with small kids just acting a fool? Girl if you kick your sister out for a dick you have spent no time with really and expose your poor children to this mess you are a horrible human being ... I mean just for exposing those kids to that is enough to give u that title... just saying

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