Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

I do not like Jade at all. And I hope Chris screws her over. Also their financial story doesn’t make sense. The guy who is in jail is also an investment whiz who doubled his money…

I mean, I don’t know if he’s an investment whiz (though there is a social media person I’ve seen who learned about the stock market while he was locked up and now is one), but he’s smart to keep his stuff in his name. Does she have a job?

Girl, jewelry doesn’t have good resale value. You need to tell your sister to get a job, or sock away any influencer income she gets.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am nervous enough about this idiot attending a powwow.  And now she's outfit shopping.  If she calls regalia a costume, I am going to end up in jail for cutting a gold digger. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And she has absolutely no idea why they don't like her! I mean, who among us has not creeped on the family and friends of our crushes, and buttonholed their childhood friends to pump them for information? That's totally normal, right? 

As a high schooler, we often cruised by my crush's house...

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

As a high schooler, we often cruised by my crush's house...

Yeah but you were in high school!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Thereby proving Savannah has the emotional maturity of a highschooler. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Yeah but you were in high school!

wait did someone say something about louie from lakeland? he was the big man in high school you know 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Jade is going to start saving money-- HIS money!

And sis is all "you could buy some really expensive purses!". Yeah, way to plan for the future there, brain trust. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

LaTisha’s kids are the most important things to her. In case you forgot.

[Eldemarge]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m so tired of all these reality show women who demand to be taken care of…I’m sorry, your hooha isn’t made of gold. Get over yourselves.

MY hooha is made of gold and yet I still have to support myself!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am nervous enough about this idiot attending a powwow.  And now she's outfit shopping.  If she calls regalia a costume, I am going to end up in jail for cutting a gold digger. 

They walk into the shop and squeal "Oooooh, how cuuuuute!" I hope there weren't any actual Native people in there. Sweet Jesus. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

MY hooha is made of gold and yet I still have to support myself!

Listen: mine is priceless. I still put in a full week of work though.

[OoogleEyes]

I must take this moment to say that it was the writer's strike in 2008 (? I think?) that brought us reality TV.

PAY YOUR WRITERS! 

[JenE4]

LaTisha has a really nice house! Her tax business must be doing well. It’s a shame Keith is going to consult her business right into the ground and/or embezzle all of her clients’ money.

[For Cereals]

I was in the wrong room…it was quiet and cold in there…

[Empress1]

I love this sullen teen. You know she’s sick of her mom’s shit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I HATE that they put the kids in the middle of this nonsense.

[Gobi]

I don't know but I've been told

Jade's hoohah is made of gold!

 

[Ladystardust]

WHY would your 14-year-old want to talk to your prison boyfriend on the phone??

[Floatingbison]

I'm respectfully  tapping out from commenting on the priceless hooha discussion.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I love this sullen teen. You know she’s sick of her mom’s shit.

And wow, does the prison boo know how to win her over or what? "What's wrong witchoo?". He's a real Teen Whisperer. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

WHY would your 14-year-old want to talk to your prison boyfriend on the phone??

hi this random man is your new daddy .... 

[kacesq]

The big surprise is Dave & Buster’s?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I don't know but I've been told

Jade's hoohah is made of gold!

 

DEAD

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love Nariyah.  She is not on board with this BS. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait did someone say something about louie from lakeland? he was the big man in high school you know 

Okay, now you know my secret: I  was one of Louie's groupies.  Don't tell what's-er-face!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I was in the wrong room…it was quiet and cold in there…

Oh poor sweet baby. C'mere. I have a blanket 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Okay, now you know my secret: I  was one of Louie's groupies.  Don't tell what's-er-face!

does his mom know? :P 

[kacesq]

This poor kid. Stop it, Mom. Leave her be.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nariah needs to get her DNA tested. She has much too much common sense to be LaTisha’s child.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tish loves her kids so MUCH. So much that she's going to bring her convicted felon husband into her home with her young girls. I give up. 

[Floatingbison]

What's her shirt .. "Scream Squad"?  is that from an indie horror movie premier swag bag?

[For Cereals]

Why would you let this man move in with you young, female children?

[kacesq]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Why would you let this man move in with you young, female children?

Didn’t you hear? They’re married! That means it’s all ok…

[Floatingbison]

I think I need to adjust the tint on my TV.  Is that a hair color found in nature?

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Time for everyone to put on your Mello Yello wig.

[Keywestclubkid]

where are your children during this?? they dont know nobody what is she doing

[kacesq]

Her car doesn’t have Apple CarPlay? She needs to look at it while driving?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Okay, now you know my secret: I  was one of Louie's groupies.  Don't tell what's-er-face!

If we hear that you've been attacked by a pom pom wielding assailant, rest assured your Primertimer peeps will be on the case. 

[Empress1]

 

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I think I need to adjust the tint on my TV.  Is that a hair color found in nature?

I HATE THAT WIG

Edited August 26, 2023 by Empress1

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

If we hear that you've been attacked by a pom pom wielding assailant, rest assured your Primertimer peeps will be on the case. 

We’ll call the judge…

[Eldemarge]

"My fiance, L'Citrus E. Soda...has he been released or not?" 

[Ladystardust]

I can't imagine why a PRISON INMATE wouldn't lose access to his ILLEGAL phone...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, guess Raneka(?) wasn’t the first one he called when he got sprung.

[JenE4]

Did the guards finally find La’Citrus’s bootleg phone?! 

[Keywestclubkid]

haha he got released and changed his number .... I am dead 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

We’ll call the judge…

We know him personally. We're on a first name basis, we call him "Judge", casual as can be. 

[JenE4]

Oh, damn! Worse! He got out and turned off his phone! Damn, girl! You got played!

[Empress1]

Jake is about to tell Savannah thst he wants to fuck other women. I am DEAD.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

You can’t make anybody like anybody.

I HATE THAT WIG

It *fascinates* me. So many levels of green...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

We know him personally. We're on a first name basis, we call him "Judge", casual as can be. 

Remember the sure fire opening line, “How you doin’?”