Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Another bathroom break? That has to be a record for one episode.

A theme is emerging. 

[Empress1]

“Did you get comfortable with Andy yet?” It’s been hours, damn. Fall back, Brittany,

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andy can’t understand how someone wouldn’t be drawn to his scintillating personality and witty banter.

[Eldemarge]

Oh NO, that guy is 44???  I thought he was in his mid - late 50s.   Okay, he is just...unwell.  He shouldn't be looking that rough being 3 years younger than me!

[goofygirl]

Oh SHUT UP you ass!!  Get a life already.

[Elizzikra]

Imagine an 18 year old girl who doesn't want to talk to a middle-aged man who is a complete stranger???

[Empress1]

Andy is … pitiful. I think that’s the word,

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Another bathroom break? That has to be a record for one episode.

She needs Poise in her pants 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Andy can’t understand how someone wouldn’t be drawn to his scintillating personality and witty banter.

He may not look like a cop, but he talks like one. "I acknowledge that there may have been some discomfort". Any second now he'll say he's exiting the vehicle. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Oh NO, that guy is 44???  I thought he was in his mid - late 50s.   Okay, he is just...unwell.  He shouldn't be looking that rough being 3 years younger than me!

It gets so scary as you get older and meet people your own age. And you're like, damn do I look this bad?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Andy can’t understand how someone wouldn’t be drawn to his scintillating personality and witty banter.

And don't forget his laundry kicking rages. So delightful. 

[Keywestclubkid]

everything to her is everything to her cause its everything 

[Empress1]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Imagine an 18 year old girl who doesn't want to talk to a middle-aged man who is a complete stranger???

The only thing that would get me through this is knowing it’s being filmed, and I assume there’s a producer in the car. If it were just him and me alone in the car? Absolutely fucking not.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does this go till 10:30?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

It gets so scary as you get older and meet people your own age. And you're like, damn do I look this bad?

No. No you don't. You are adorable and look like a million dollars. I know this because I do too. 

[goofygirl]

All these prisoners say the same dang thing... "MY KIDS MEAN THE WORLD TO ME"....

Seriously?

Shit, Renecka's gonna bawl her wig off!

And yes, let's CALL THE JUDGE???

Edited August 19, 2023 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka, please pack your bags and go.

[Keywestclubkid]

you chose that wig I should have known better to think you would have any better chance of making a good decision of leaving this man behind who just lied to you from PRISON 

[Pepper Mostly]

She's going to call the judge. Holy shit. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

It gets so scary as you get older and meet people your own age. And you're like, damn do I look this bad?

I have my 50th high school reunion in a couple of weeks. I am terrified. 

[Ladystardust]

I feel like this show is 75% phone calls. It just doesn't have the same kick as when the inmate get out.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

No. No you don't. You are adorable and look like a million dollars. I know this because I do too. 

Is it bad that ever since I got my rhinoplasty, I'm obsessed with my face?  Well, not in the mornings... but most of the time 😄   Nobody can tell I had anything done but my mad crush on myself proves that it does look different.

[Keywestclubkid]

now judge.... lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Since when does your girlfriend get access to the judge?

[JenE4]

Did she just say her man’s name is La’Citrus?!? When life gives you lemons…

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Since when does your girlfriend get access to the judge?

Did she call him at home?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I have my 50th high school reunion in a couple of weeks. I am terrified. 

Mine was last year. I flatly refused to go. My friend dragooned me into going to the 40th and it was a crashing bore. Shitty food, too. Believe me, you will be the finest person there. 

[Eldemarge]

DON'T PAY FOR THAT BOND!!!

[Ladystardust]

My mom used to be a secretary for a judge. I'm going to ask her if she every had to field phone calls from weirdos girlfriends like this. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Did she just say her man’s name is La’Citrus?!? When life gives you lemons…

She did say that but I thought his name was Asonta???

Just now, Ladystardust said:

My mom used to be a secretary for a judge. I'm going to ask her if she every had to field phone calls from weirdos girlfriends like this. 

My husband's father was a judge (like 50 years ago) and I'm pretty sure he didn't take work calls at home.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka will have to do a lot of rapping to raise that amount of money.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

My mom used to be a secretary for a judge. I'm going to ask her if she every had to field phone calls from weirdos girlfriends like this. 

You will need to report back to us at once. I for one am on the edge of my seat. 

He doesn't want you to call the judge! He wants $3000! WAKE UP!

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

She did say that but I thought his name was Asonta???

My husband's father was a judge (like 50 years ago) and I'm pretty sure he didn't take work calls at home.

"Papa never talked business at the table".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Raneka trying to ply her trade at the local truck stop in order to raise the $3000? What is she doing there?

My dog demands to be taken out. Quickly. Have a good weekend, everyone!

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

She did say that but I thought his name was Asonta???

My husband's father was a judge (like 50 years ago) and I'm pretty sure he didn't take work calls at home.

I guess we can’t blame La’Citrus for going by a chosen name.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, is it over? Why am I watching this? I haz a confuse.

[Gobi]

No explosive diarrhea but a lot of poop references, so I feel that the show is on the right track.

Till next time. Hope you all can make bail on Monday.

[Elizzikra]

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My dog demands to be taken out. Quickly. Have a good weekend, everyone!

My dogs have many demands. We are so well-trained.

Have a good week everyone!

[Eldemarge]

Time for murder shows!  Good night, all!

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mine was last year. I flatly refused to go. My friend dragooned me into going to the 40th and it was a crashing bore. Shitty food, too. Believe me, you will be the finest person there. 

Mine was last year too!  I didn't go.  Last one I attended was the 30th and it was awful.  Part of it was because my class had 958 people in it and I only knew about 50 of those 958... But still, I've kept in touch with the ones I want and the rest of them... who are they?  I mean that seriously.  I wouldn't know them if they came up and kicked me in the leg.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, bunkies, see you all next time! Oh, and I'll need $3000. Love you loads!

[OoogleEyes]

Nighty night all! Don't forget to recharge the ol' ankle monitor!

[Cranberry]

PrincessPurrsALot was unavailable this evening, so I've been watching over this live chat thread. I don't understand a thing any of you were talking about, but it may have been more fun that way (and now I have to go look up this green wig). Gonna lock this up again until next episode!

ETA: Oh wow, it's giving celery

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S03.E06: Got You a User?

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Raneka panics when she gets shocking news about Asonta's release; Jake's confession stuns Savannah.

Original air date 2023.08.25

 

[Keywestclubkid]

trying to avoid the nervous poops while I attempt to get this shade of green just right for my wig so I can slip past this stalker following me everywhere  ...but its definitely worth it ... lets get this new episode started 

Edited August 26, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[WaltersHair]

Missed you last week Purrs. You need to give poor @Cranberry combat pay.

[OoogleEyes]

grumble grumble *scratches ass* 

Is this thing on?

5 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Missed you last week Purrs. You need to give poor @Cranberry combat pay.

She said that she liked us! She really liked us!

[SemiCharmedLife]

HI Bunkies,  I was enjoying a nice meal out last Friday night when my LAL alarm went off.  Oops!  Dementia is already setting in!  

I just caught up on last week's episode, along with your top-notch snark, so I should be ready to roll!

Maybe Gracie is depressed seeing her mom in prison.  Sometimes a big dose of reality can tarnish your shine.  😔

[Gobi]

Can I just say that this season has been sadly deficient regarding prison recipes?

[Auntie Anxiety]

My parole officer warned me about hanging out with the wrong people, yet here I am!

Just now, Gobi said:

Can I just say that this season has been sadly deficient regarding prison recipes?

Was just thinking that I’m in need of a prison recipe primer. 

[Maybeitsme]

Hiya Bunkies 

Ready for another fun filled nite with these inmate loving crazies. Do we think any of this seasons crop has a snowballs chance of remaining together? I saw the "where are they now" with Brittany and Ray. I gotta admit those two are good together. I got the warm fuzzies for them