Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

Have a beautiful week!  See you next time for some more reality gold!

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Well, all this season is doing so far is making me excited for Love After Lockup next month. But you guys keep me from falling asleep at least! 

Any bets on whose love story will make it to the outside?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Any bets on whose love story will make it to the outside?

Hm...I think I saw bad wig lady on the previews so I'm guessing her. Are there others from Love During Lockup on the new season of LAL? I want some new blood.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope everyone has a relaxing weekend. Summer is winding down ☹️ so make the most of what’s left. Now I have to rest up for Sunday’s live chat. Toodles.

[Maybeitsme]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

How are these people posting on Instagram and getting immediate FaceTimes to their cell from prison?!?!

I know! These inmates have better cell phone connections than I do in small-town America, wth?

Until next time, later gaters 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That wraps another week of cons and the clowns that love them.  Y'know what I'm saying? We've learned that when an attorney tells you you cannot have your imprisoned husband as the president of your tax prep company that is merely a suggestion and your talking about it is willing bad things into existence.  Y'know what I'm saying?  We've also heard Andy assure us he is a good parent.  Sure, his kids don't live with him and he is guilty of laundry abuse, but he's the bestest dad ever. Y'know what I'm saying? Of course, the best way to provide a stable life for your children is to move them out of state because your prison boo is getting out soon.  Y'know what I'm saying?  Sure, you've never met him, but he's the love of your life! He's a good man! He has a good heart! 

The delusion is strong this week. Now let me get my long white dress and a wedding bouquet.  I'm sure if I dress the part, my prison love will marry me this time.  Who needs a marriage license, an officiant, or a person who actually wants to marry me? 

Until next week, keep your nails sharpened, your eyelashes glued on, and your wig as janky as possible.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S03.E05:  Spies & Lies

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Raneka loses it when Asonta's release is in jeopardy; Latisha is shocked by a disturbing rumor about her marriage; EB spies on Britney; Savannah gets ditched; Jade doubts her husband; Andy struggles to win over Brittney's daughter.

Original air dates 2023.08.18

[Auntie Anxiety]

False eyelashes on,

Homage to Sprite wig in place,

Ready to rumble.

[Keywestclubkid]

dodging the hole like Jakes dodging Savannah marriage proposals.... here and accounted for 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I'm wearing my tight jeans in case y'all want to grab my ass. Wanna get married? Please? 

[Gobi]

Have my life-sized cardboard cutouts of everyone’s avatars lined up and ready to snark.

Edited August 19, 2023 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Savannah. The main hold up to your marrying Jake is that JAKE DOES NOT WANT TO MARRY YOU. 

[Keywestclubkid]

a judge wouldn't be like ohhh hes married now?? well I better let him out... this girl is beyond deluded 

[Keywestclubkid]

he prefers I dont work you know .....

[Floatingbison]

LETS GET SNARKICAL!!!!!!!!!!

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Have my life-sized cardboard cutouts of everyone’s avatars lined up and ready to snark.

You must have a big place, because mine is a bison on a surfboard!

Edited August 19, 2023 by Floatingbison

[Ladystardust]

I'm here! It was 112 degrees today. I'm starting to see the appeal of Justine's boob sling. 

[Gobi]

Don't walk, speak, sit upright, or attempt to feed yourself while taking Ingrezza.

[WaltersHair]

I'm TV handicapped tonight. There's a big dark band across my 11 year old Smart TV. I'm surprised it's lasted this long. Got a new one tonight that's not nearly as nice, but the guys at Best Buy say as long as I don't game too much or watch ESPN high def, I'm good.

Anyway, I'm not setting that sucker up until tomorrow. Scary how fast you can pick out a TV and go get it. And WTF is 8K?

[Auntie Anxiety]

 I wish i could find an inmate to make my future brighter.

[Keywestclubkid]

girl your underage daughter dont need her boobs out on National television 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I'm TV handicapped tonight. There's a big dark band across my 11 year old Smart TV. I'm surprised it's lasted this long. Got a new one tonight that's not nearly as nice, but the guys at Best Buy say as long as I don't game too much or watch ESPN high def, I'm good.

Anyway, I'm not setting that sucker up until tomorrow. Scary how fast you can pick out a TV and go get it. And WTF is 8K?

Im the same way.  TV is like background wall paper for me and I don't watch much sports, so high def is wasted on me.  

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

 I wish i could find an inmate to make my future brighter.

It's never too late! Put on your best lashes and push up bra and start scoping out those penpal sites! Dreams CAN come true.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I'm TV handicapped tonight. There's a big dark band across my 11 year old Smart TV. I'm surprised it's lasted this long. Got a new one tonight that's not nearly as nice, but the guys at Best Buy say as long as I don't game too much or watch ESPN high def, I'm good.

Anyway, I'm not setting that sucker up until tomorrow. Scary how fast you can pick out a TV and go get it. And WTF is 8K?

Right? We just bought a new fridge, took about 20 minutes at the local Best Buy, and we had it delivered and fully installed by the following Wednesday. What a time to be alive. 

[JenE4]

I’m so riled up for our chat that I kicked my laundry basket out the front door.

[Auntie Anxiety]

With all the rain and humidity, the mosquitos are voracious this year! I hope the itching doesn’t keep me up all night.

“And who’s this bitch? What about this bitch?”

”It’s nothing, babe. They are just fans.”

[Gobi]

Remember, you can't spell "intimate" without "inmate".

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Im the same way.  TV is like background wall paper for me and I don't watch much sports, so high def is wasted on me.  

My husband is always "we could get a bigger TV for the living room....". A) we have a small house and cannot support a humongous TV in my cozy, plant and book filled living room. B) he does not ever sit in the living room, he prefers to watch TV in his studio, PLUS we never watch the same shows C) the one in the living room works perfectly fine. Men are weird. We must have half a dozen TV's around here as it is. 

The funniest thing is that Tish thinks her very unprepossessing husband is handsome. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

the one in the living room works perfectly fine. Men are weird. We must have half a dozen TV's around here as it is. 

im guilty of this ... I catch myself skimming new tvs it just something about the new of it all lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I watch stuff mostly on my iPad. It makes it easier to read the captions. I’m so fucking old!

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I’m so riled up for our chat that I kicked my laundry basket out the front door.

Was it a little like this?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

im guilty of this ... I catch myself skimming new tvs it just something about the new of it all lol 

Whenever we go to BJ's he drifts over to the TV section. Its like gravitational pull. 

[Keywestclubkid]

baby baby baby ... I love you ... LOL ROFL 

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Whenever we go to BJ's he drifts over to the TV section. Its like gravitational pull. 

its genetic LOL 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

baby baby baby ... I love you ... LOL ROFL 

Baby baby baby, bitch bitch bitch. Its a tale as old as time. 

[Empress1]

I like friend Ray.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka can’t help it. She’s a teenager stupid grown ass woman in love.

[Ladystardust]

He is IN JAIL. He is not cheating. Not with another woman, anyway.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ay ay ay, Tish's outfit! MY EYES. 

And she cannot even walk in those pants. 

He can wear cologne in prison? 

[Empress1]

This pink … thing Latisha has on is .,. Something.

[Auntie Anxiety]

LaTisha, good luck.

[Keywestclubkid]

its not for us? GIRL ... stop this 

[Gobi]

Ah, the scent of prison cologne in the morning. It's the smell of true love.

[JenE4]

He has cologne in jail?! Do I want to know how they make it? Literally eu de toilette!

Edited August 19, 2023 by JenE4

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He can wear cologne in prison? 

I know, right?? Imagine how that prison common room smells. I'm getting a migraine just thinking of all that cheap cologne. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Ah, the scent of prison cologne in the morning. It's the smell of true love.

Do you suppose we'll be treated to a tutorial on how to make prison cologne? We're overdue for some prison crafting.

[Auntie Anxiety]

LaTisha’s outfit in her talking heads makes me nervous. Wardrobe malfunction in 3….2……1

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

its not for us? GIRL ... stop this 

I’m embarrassed for her. (I am very pro-pre-nup, and as a business owner she should definitely have one no matter who she marries.)

LORD, three kids with three moms. 

[Floatingbison]

LaTisha is really packed in there!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jade is yet another Rhodes scholar. The show is overflowing with them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jade. They are so not saying good things about you! They are roasting your ass en famille RIGHT NOW. 

[WaltersHair]

The Audacity!