Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Does this chick have any interests or friends beyond springing the loser for jail?

Oh honey. You know the answer to that. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

You guys called it!  Ms. Delusion now says it was the attorney's suggestion they get married to limit the sentence!!

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Didn't "pleading your belly" go out sometime around 1850? And it only worked to keep you from being hanged forthwith. Once that baby's out, it's a date with the hangman.

DEAD

Commercial break! Anyone have anecdotes?

I just got approved for my November PTO because I'm going to Florida to spend Thanksgiving with my boyfriend AT HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE.  Yaaaaaaas  (My son and I don't really do much for Thanksgiving and he'll be with his girlfriend so I promise I'm not ditching important family time here!)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jake is smart enough to have figured it out all by himself. Honey, he’s just not that into you. But it’s okay if you keep sending money.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I just got approved for my November PTO because I'm going to Florida to spend Thanksgiving with my boyfriend AT HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE.  Yaaaaaaas  (My son and I don't really do much for Thanksgiving and he'll be with his girlfriend so I promise I'm not ditching important family time here!)

That is AWESOME. I love everything about it. 

[JenE4]

I think Chazz is better than this guy. I mean, it’s a close call. Wait. Now it’s coming back to me how clingy Chazz was to that poor woman who got tricked into marrying him… I don’t know… if I were an inmate and needed someone to keep money on my books, I’m having a hard time pinpointing which Love/Lockuper I’d be willing to deal with…  God. Maybe Donte if I were really desperate?!?

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Thanks, guys. I had finally forgotten that Chazz existed and now I'm going to have nightmares of frumpy middle aged nerds on guitars. 

Glad to be of service!  😉

[Keywestclubkid]

That pillow looked like it should be thrown out 

[kacesq]

How are these ladies related to Chris?

[Ladystardust]

Oh no. My heart can't take all of the high fashion on this episode.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

How are these ladies related to Chris?

One is a niece.

[Keywestclubkid]

I honestly thinks she doesn’t like me

 

Yea!

 

and I’m dead lol 

[WaltersHair]

I think we need to get the crooner and Savannah together. Desperate + Desperate = true love

[Eldemarge]

Who is watching this child? She's going to go off the side of that cliff.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

I think Chazz is better than this guy. I mean, it’s a close call. Wait. Now it’s coming back to me how clingy Chazz was to that poor woman who got tricked into marrying him… I don’t know… if I were an inmate and needed someone to keep money on my books, I’m having a hard time pinpointing which Love/Lockuper I’d be willing to deal with…  God. Maybe Donte if I were really desperate?!?

Chazz was a serial marryer, wasn't his prison boo wife number five? And one of his former wives died under mysterious circumstances. 

Jade has helped Chris a lot. Helped him spend his money, that is. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, called it a few pages back. The family is pissed that Chris wastes his money on this idiot and they have the proof from her social media.

Edited August 12, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Chazz was a serial marryer, wasn't his prison boo wife number five? And one of his former wives died under mysterious circumstances. 

Jade has helped Chris a lot. Helped him spend his money, that is. 

I think two of Chase's wives died. One was a drug overdose. 

[kacesq]

Jade asks why Chris’ family is skeptical. Family explains why. Jade doesn’t care about what they think/say.

[Keywestclubkid]

Why is she on bragging .. that’s gross you are definitely a gold digger with that .. 

 

[Ladystardust]

Ugh that bragging is nauseating. Who is watching this on social media??

[Eldemarge]

Ew, she's on social media talking about how much all her stuff costs?  Mkay, Mom isn't wrong.  AND she doesn't work.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder which Scottish clan Jade’s talking heads outfit belongs to.

Edited August 12, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Keywestclubkid]

You would be married to him 5 years because you don’t have to see him .. you literally avoided his calls .. 

[Pepper Mostly]

WHO is firing up the youtube machine to watch Jade drone on and on about what  tacky shit she's wearing cost? Do I want to know? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Jade is so self absorbed.  Chris is not helping the situation by buying her all this stuff.  She is super materialistic and I do believe she is using him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those five lovely, sophisticated women that Raneka found on his phone are just a few of his marks fans.

[WaltersHair]

She is NOT buying that jewelry from a real silversmith from the tribe. Those are tourist prices.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those five lovely, sophisticated women that Raneka found on his phone are just a few of his marks fans.

They're all his cousins. 

[Keywestclubkid]

It’s not about the money!!! 
 

cut to that tacky YouTube channel and her bragging about the cost of things .. 

 

 

[SemiCharmedLife]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Who is watching this child? She's going to go off the side of that cliff.

Probably the camera person.  though that doesn't mean they would step in if anything happened-- got to get the footage- It's WEtv after all.

[kacesq]

I’ve seen enough of the daughter’s boobs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka’s kids are wishing that their mother would stop trying to make a better life for them with this inmate.

[Keywestclubkid]

You don’t know diddly 

[Gobi]

"I know he has a beautiful heart. He keeps it in a jar in his cell."

[kacesq]

So Raneka uproots the daughters and promptly hands them off to her friend. Good Lord these parents suck. Absolutely suck.

[Pepper Mostly]

A jug of Puree and some plastic cups. Let's party!

Just now, Gobi said:

"I know he has a beautiful heart. He keeps it in a jar in his cell."

"And some day he's promised to tell me whose it is"

[kacesq]

Am I the last person who does not have dagger nails? I have short natural nails. Unpolished at the moment.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, kacesq said:

So Raneka uproots the daughters and promptly hands them off to her friend. Good Lord these parents suck. Absolutely suck.

The night before they start at a new school!!!  They might want their mother around for some emotional support.

But green wig needs dat prison dick.

[Pepper Mostly]

How do they operate that phone with those talons? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure there are mitigating circumstances why those women are on his phone.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, kacesq said:

Am I the last person who does not have dagger nails? I have short natural nails. Unpolished at the moment.

Nope - I paint mine every Sunday, but keep them very short!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ray knows exactly how it is!  Love her!

[Gobi]

Inmate Instagram. Oh brave new world!

[JenE4]

How are these people posting on Instagram and getting immediate FaceTimes to their cell from prison?!?!

[Gobi]

Till next time. Ya feel me?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Inmate Instagram. Oh brave new world!

And here you go again @Gobi with the Shakespeare references! You must be a very intelligent gentleman who is cultured and refined and probably would like to treat an intelligent cultured lady to some ramen, amirite? 

[Ladystardust]

Well, all this season is doing so far is making me excited for Love After Lockup next month. But you guys keep me from falling asleep at least! 

[Eldemarge]

So glad my Friday trash is back.  Laters!

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night my snarky darlings! Have a wonderful weekend and don't talk to no bitches who put their number on your Instagram. 

[Ladystardust]

Well, I'm gonna go check out the Where Are They now my DVR recorded. It's on Shovel and Qualuude.