Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Does she do naughty things with Chris' cardboard cutout? 

Maybe... 😁

Did I not see her say something about this? Did I imagine it?

[candall]

Here it is!  Attica!  Attica!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Savanana is gonna work my last nerve 

Her entire appearance is material for her audition tape.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Your husband is bunnies with El Chapo and the Unibomber?! That’s pretty exciting, actually. Get autographs! Crazy people like you who want to date inmates will go wild!

She is on her way to being a serious inmate groupie. She's just getting started. 

[kacesq]

Something is very off with Savannah. Like she doesn’t perceive how bad some of her guy’s actions are.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She is on her way to being a serious inmate groupie. She's just getting started. 

I feel like she could be a modern day Squeaky Fromme

[kacesq]

No, it is not odd for a governor to deny parole. Happens a lot. 

Why is she soooo fixated on marriage? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I feel like she could be a modern day Squeaky Fromme

She was BORN for it.

[Ladystardust]

I love the lawyer's little toy horse collection on the shelf behind him 😂

[Gobi]

Hey, Savannah, just send him a spoon and a Raquel Welch poster. That will get him out of prison quicker.

[Eldemarge]

She has a problem completely shutting her mouth after a sentence.  Just something I'm noticing.  AND CAN'T STOP FOCUSING ON.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah is trying to manipulate the lawyer into saying that getting married would be advantageous so she can present it to Jake, just for his own good. 

[Ladystardust]

Oh lord. This nut is going to use this to force a marriage.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I love the lawyer's little toy horse collection on the shelf behind him 😂

Well, now I have to rewind.  I was mesmerized by his perm.

Edited August 12, 2023 by candall

[Keywestclubkid]

good lord she looks sort like a deranged Stephanie Tanner in some angles ... she gonna call who?? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Maybe... 😁

Did I not see her say something about this? Did I imagine it?

Her social media consists of her taking the cardboard cutout different places.  That is what we have been told on the show.  

[Eldemarge]

What in the ballroom rumba is this outfit??

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Something is very off with Savannah. Like she doesn’t perceive how bad some of her guy’s actions are.

Did you watch "Happy Valley"? There's a great plot line wherein a woman falls in love with a dangerous criminal. She actually says at one point "He could never do that. He has such a kind face". Or course the criminal in question was a rat faced dirtbag.

[kacesq]

Another poor Muppet sacrificed for fashion.

[Pepper Mostly]

BOOBCAM!

[Auntie Anxiety]

LaTisha needs a bigger bra. Those four lumps aren’t attractive.

[SemiCharmedLife]

 I don't think getting married is going to help any prisoner's case. It just shows that there is a looney tunes individual for each person on this planet.  Most wouldn't consider someone marrying a long term prisoner as a stable person, especially if they watch this show!

OMG!!  THAT is her prison visiting outfit????  I've seen everything!

[WaltersHair]

Spoiler: the Unabomber died recently.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I love the lawyer's little toy horse collection on the shelf behind him 😂

The lawyers on this show always have some funny collection. Wasn't there a woman who had miniature shoes? 

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

 

OMG!!  THAT is her prison visiting outfit????  I've seen everything!

Guaranteed you have not. 

[candall]

Hmmm.  Extend my prison sentence or marry Savannah.

Tough call.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, candall said:

Hmmm.  Extend my prison sentence or marry Savannah.

Tough call.

Prison has never been more appealing.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Hmmm.  Extend my prison sentence or marry Savannah.

Tough call.

I have a feeling a "medical emergency" or a stint in the SHU will soon occur, preventing Jake from communicating with Savannah for awhile. What a shame. 

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

 I don't think getting married is going to help any prisoner's case. It just shows that there is a looney tunes individual for each person on this planet.  Most wouldn't consider someone marrying a long term prisoner as a stable person, especially if they watch this show!

It’s like that guy who had a plan to smuggle in sperm because if you’re pregnant, they have to let you out! Uh, no, you lose your baby to foster care.

[Gobi]

Vraylar may cause you to date an inmate.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Andy an aspiring bad folk singer?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My ears!!!!!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

It’s like that guy who had a plan to smuggle in sperm because if you’re pregnant, they have to let you out! Uh, no, you lose your baby to foster care.

Right? Didn't "pleading your belly" go out sometime around 1850? And it only worked to keep you from being hanged forthwith. Once that baby's out, it's a date with the hangman.

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Vraylar may cause you to date an inmate.

DEAD

Commercial break! Anyone have anecdotes?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Andy--"That's all I got."

Me--- There is a God.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Didn't "pleading your belly" go out sometime around 1850? And it only worked to keep you from being hanged forthwith. Once that baby's out, it's a date with the hangman.

Didn’t that Theranos woman, Elizabeth something or other, think that if she got pregnant she would be given a shorter sentence? 

[Ladystardust]

I've never been less attracted to a guy with tattoos and a guitar. 

[WaltersHair]

I think they postponed Elizabeth Holmes's sentencing because she was visibly pregnant and they didn't want it to sway the jury/judge. So it can still be a thing for the women.

 

Edit: Antie beat me!

Edited August 12, 2023 by WaltersHair

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Didn’t that Theranos woman, Elizabeth something or other, think that if she got pregnant she would be given a shorter sentence? 

Yeah, she's a real Nobelist, that one, didn't you hear? Snerk.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I've never been less attracted to a guy with tattoos and a guitar. 

How soon we forget the metal rocker with the serial killer laugh and eyes 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I've never been less attracted to a guy with tattoos and a guitar. 

Not even Chazz?

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

How soon we forget the metal rocker with the serial killer laugh and eyes 

Chazz?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

How soon we forget the metal rocker with the serial killer laugh and eyes 

Oh god I think I did block Chazz out. 

[kacesq]

No. I am NOT ready for Keke and her katerwauling.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

How soon we forget the metal rocker with the serial killer laugh and eyes 

Chazz! That heavy metal god!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m already exhausted by Savannah. Go figure.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Oh god I think I did block Chazz out. 

It's okay...we need to protect our delicate sensibilities for our mental health.

[kacesq]

Does this chick have any interests or friends beyond springing the loser for jail?

[Pepper Mostly]

Savannah. To get married your prospective partner has to want to, you know, get married. To you. 

[Ladystardust]

Thanks, guys. I had finally forgotten that Chazz existed and now I'm going to have nightmares of frumpy middle aged nerds on guitars. 

[candall]

How long until we get a 15-minute LAL chaser of Keke Wyatt's World?

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh My God I would avoid this girl IRL myself … jeeebus he doesn’t want to marry you