Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[JenE4]

What type of “advising” is this drug conspiracist going to provide to your tax filing business? latisha’s all I’ll add fiduciary to the list of words to look up right after conspiracy.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The shadowing on above the dress in her talking heads makes me think a nip slip is about to happen. 

[Pepper Mostly]

She wants to make sure she's protected before she "jumps into something". 

Reminder, she has already MARRIED the felon. My blood pressure can't take much more of this chica.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I love how this lawyer is breaking it down so she can understand what he is saying.  Lawyering for dummies...where can I sign up?

[Pepper Mostly]

The people in the club are all "Man, the floor show here is LIT"

[kacesq]

Ha! My closed captioning isn’t even trying with this.

[Ladystardust]

"You date jailbirds, bitch!" Someday, I want to have an argument where I exclusively use quotes from this show. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alls I can say is it’s no Pussy WiFi.

[Maybeitsme]

Tell her sir

[WaltersHair]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ha! My closed captioning isn’t even trying with this.

Yeah. Mine is just putting out symbols at this point

[Ladystardust]

This is not music. My ears hurt.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I worked with a total jackass who made a big show of trying to pronounce fiduciary.  I kept say Fih-douche-ee-air-ee.  And he would repeat it wrong.  Finally he got it close to right.  I said, you're almost there.  Just remember there's a douche in the mix. One of my coworkers spit out his coffee. 

[OoogleEyes]

Dear oh dear. Stay tuned!

[JenE4]

Okay, now this outfit makes sense. Big Diva is here to make her name as one of the top 6 rappers in love before/during/after/beyond lockup.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK bunkies, thanks for all the laughs. Have a great weekend and see some of you on Sunday. Love you loads, MWAH!

[Empress1]

That was fun! I’ll be away this time next week so I’ll miss y’all.

[WaltersHair]

Fastest hour on TV once again. MWAH to you all.

[candall]

This is the only show I watch where "finna" is a standard part of the CC lexicon.

[Gobi]

This is a collect shark from State prison. Will you accept the charges?

Till next time.

[Ladystardust]

Night everyone! Hide your contraband cell phones until next week!

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Yeah. Mine is just putting out symbols at this point

We finally crashed the CC!  Leave it to LDL!

[Maybeitsme]

Is this a real thing at the strip club now?

No wonder...

[Auntie Anxiety]

How much fun was that? It’s the best way to start the weekend. Spend some time outside and don’t forget the sun block. Back for more on Sunday. Good night, cellies.

[Eldemarge]

11 minutes ago, candall said:

Commercial break.  What's a Chromecast?

It's like a Firestick or Roku.  You basically hook it up to your TV to make it a Smart TV, so you can stream shows and movies.  Google makes it.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Enjoy your week and stay cool!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Well folks, this one was more lit than last week.  Next week we get to see Raneka continue to blow up her going away party while wearing a candidate for the ugliest wig ever created.

I'll put away my standups of various friends and relatives for now.  Stay out of the SHU.  We need you here for the snark! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S03.E04: You're The Inmate

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Jade gets grilled by in-laws; Raneka confronts Asonta; Savannah hatches a plan to get Jake out.

Original air date 2023.08.11 

[Keywestclubkid]

My lawyer advised me after several phone calls to not talk about my time in the hole because it might affect my ability to work for a tax agency in the near future .....

 

Hey guys present and accounted for 

 

Edited August 12, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

 I’m going down to the local sex emporium Italian restaurant to pick up my order of shrimp Alfredo. I’ll be back by 9.

Edited August 12, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Auntie Anxiety]

Come on, Jake. Give her a promise ring. Or a house key. Something!!

[Ladystardust]

Hey, bunkies!

[Gobi]

I've heard that the prisoners on this show get paid in cigarettes. Any truth to that?

[OoogleEyes]

This isn't the greatest of seasons, but, Bunkies. You are my port in any storm 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Arthur is my favorite person on this show. He doesn’t suffer fools gladly.

[JenE4]

My husband and teen are at a concert tonight, so I have the whole evening alone. I rushed back from my sunset walk on the beach for the LDL chat. Priorities.

[OoogleEyes]

"Well desired"

I 100% trust you, my Bunk!

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I've heard that the prisoners on this show get paid in cigarettes. Any truth to that?

I heard they get paid in studio time!  (As long as it's in Rhode Island or Las Vegas).

Hi Bunkies!  I poured myself a glass of wine to celebrate ending a stressful week at work and a fruit fly drowned himself in it before I could drink it.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love Arthur’s fashion choices.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I love Arthur’s fashion choices.

I personally find so much fashion inspiration on this show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Post nup? I thought they are each other’s soulmates and will be together forever!

[Keywestclubkid]

I hope this girl buys a new wig 

Edited August 12, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I personally find so much fashion inspiration on this show.

Always!  😂

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I've heard that the prisoners on this show get paid in cigarettes. Any truth to that?

Ramen in all the best flavors!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Geez. Once was enough wrt Big Diva. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I've got my green Shrek wig on, vape in hand, and ready with the rap lyrics....let's snark!!!

[JenE4]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I heard they get paid in studio time!  (As long as it's in Rhode Island or Las Vegas).

Hi Bunkies!  I poured myself a glass of wine to celebrate ending a stressful week at work and a fruit fly drowned himself in it before I could drink it.  

Now you have some added protein. Life hack: That’s seriously the best fruit fly trap! Just put a piece of Saran Wrap on top and prick once with a fork. Works better than those little plastic apple traps. 

[candall]

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"Jade gets grilled by in-laws; Raneka confronts Asonta; Savannah hatches a plan to get Jake out."

 

Wait.  Savannah's organizing a jail break?  Well, that should jazz up the LDL action.

[SemiCharmedLife]

OH, I missed the bare twerking butt the first time around.

[WaltersHair]

I've got my lime Kool Aid wig afixed and my sparlkly bra on. Let's partay!

[Keywestclubkid]

not one person clapped ciiiiild