Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Is Chris due to be released anytime soon?

[candall]

Ewww.  This is the first time I haven't been able to fast forward quickly enough to cancel out the word "gooder" on the Haribo commercial.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I love that we're all more worried about the cleanliness of the laundry than what Andy is talking about.

Andy's laundry is more interesting than he is.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those mom jeans weren’t attractive in the 80’s and they still aren’t.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

You cannot leave your minor children unattended for days!

Is that clean laundry he’s punting?

I only punt the soiled.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wow, that's deep. Are you a Shakepearean actor? Are you studying for a role? 

Method Acting 101

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those mom jeans weren’t attractive in the 80’s and they still aren’t.

Oh god. Carpenter pants with the loop thing for your hammer! I had the wide leg version in the 90s. I did not have a hammer. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

mom jeans?  that's a look.  Well, since she's an influencer, maybe I should get a pair...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I only punt the soiled.

You have more sense than Andy.  Then again a drunken toddler has more sense than Andy. 

[Gobi]

"I can't wait to see Chris in prison. In person, I mean in person!"

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I love that we're all more worried about the cleanliness of the laundry than what Andy is talking about.

Clean laundry means much more than Andy 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Mom jeans and a t shirt...

 

 

[candall]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Oh god. Carpenter pants with the loop thing for your hammer! I had the wide leg version in the 90s. I did not have a hammer. 

Would you have hammered in the morning?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jade’s bank account is running low and decides she might have to “perform” for her money.

[Empress1]

Wait - they’ve been together five years?!

[SemiCharmedLife]

she's quite capable with the video set up.   Hmmm.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Clean laundry means much more than Andy 

Well that's just true.

[kacesq]

She pays for it monthly? So Rent A Center?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Would you have hammered in the morning?

And hammered in the evening? All over this land?

[Empress1]

That bed is tacky.

[Ladystardust]

Ew. Why do I feel like he probably charges his prison friends cigarettes to watch?

[SemiCharmedLife]

They are all "fancy" on LAL.  Just accept.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And hammered in the evening? All over this land?

It's Hammer time!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

she's quite capable with the video set up.   Hmmm.

Ahem. She's a "content creator". An "influencer" with over 200,000 followers! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If I had a hammer, I’d get hammered in the morning 🎶

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Wait - they’ve been together five years?!

I'd hang in there for the money alone.  RV, cars, parties...while the inmate finances.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

If I had a hammer, I’d get hammered in the morning 🎶

DEAD

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ahem. She's a "content creator". An "influencer" with over 200,000 followers! 

That increased to that number because of her videos with the Chris standup. So she is using him in multiple ways.  It's true love of $$$. 

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'd hang in there for the money alone.  RV, cars, parties...while the inmate finances.

I misunderstood. She said they married like 6 months after meeting but I didn’t realize that was five years ago.

[Eldemarge]

I am back from the gym, Bunkies.  Can't believe I missed 30 minutes!

[candall]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It's Hammer time!

Omg, we've all been together for such a long time.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If I had a hammer, I’d get hammered in the morning 🎶

If no hammer, a screwdriver will do.

[kacesq]

I don’t understand beauty trends of the young ones. The lashes, the nails…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uhoh, KRock sounds pissed.

[JenE4]

Is Chris in one of these “white collar prisons”?! There’s a lot about our prison system that is overly punitive . But this just FaceTiming beaus day and night to sext and fight and stalk and strip and whatnot seems pretty lax. Hellloooo? Is anyone watching these guys? Even if they are smuggled phones, how do they keep them charged?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

If no hammer, a screwdriver will do.

Or a Harvey Wallbanger, if you know what I mean.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I am back from the gym, Bunkies.  Can't believe I missed 30 minutes!

What's more important-- your health or infecting your mind with reality crap?  Get your priorities straight!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I am back from the gym, Bunkies.  Can't believe I missed 30 minutes!

Pull up a chair! How was your weekend with Silvery Pony man? I mean, it probably wasn't a patch on a video call with your prison bae, but I hope it came close! 

In other news, nothing's happened. Everyone is bickering, that's about it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Judging eldemarge's priorities:

[OoogleEyes]

I'm falling asleep. This show isn't the OG, that's for sure 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

How was your weekend with Silvery Pony man? 

Yes @Eldemarge, we need details. Us oldies are living vicariously through you.

[kacesq]

I’d quit this BS job if I’m expected to talk to my crazy boss’s incarcerated husband.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’d quit this BS job if I’m expected to talk to my crazy boss’s incarcerated husband.

Right? What the actual fuck? Are jobs so hard to come by where they are? 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'm falling asleep. This show isn't the OG, that's for sure 

You need the ex convict and their partners both outside so we can mock their fundamental incompatibility.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’d quit this BS job if I’m expected to talk to my crazy boss’s incarcerated husband.

I’d be saying to myself, “Let me get this straight. I’m reporting to a prison inmate because why?”

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

You need the ex convict and their partners both outside so we can mock their fundamental incompatibility.

Think of this iteration as pregaming for the real thing. We're out of practice so we need this to warm up. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Think of this iteration as pregaming for the real thing. We're out of practice so we need this to warm up. 

I like your thinking.

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Pull up a chair! How was your weekend with Silvery Pony man? I mean, it probably wasn't a patch on a video call with your prison bae, but I hope it came close! 

In other news, nothing's happened. Everyone is bickering, that's about it.

It was fantastic!  I got him addicted to 90 Day Fiance UK and we binged Season 1 and what we have of Season 2.  He thought Sunday night 90 Day was pretty sad but we had a death and some other crying people, so that was just a weird episode.  And no Tyray!  That's who he wanted to see! 😅

[SemiCharmedLife]

okay, I have no idea who any of these people are or what they are on about.  I'm spending 100% of my effort reading your comments and trying to keep up...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Think of this iteration as pregaming for the real thing. We're out of practice so we need this to warm up. 

It’s the snark that keeps me going. You guys are like my family, especially since my mother isn’t talking to me because I’m engaged to a man who is in prison for the next 50 years.

Why isn’t Jake writing these letters? What else does he have to do?