Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andy, let’s call a spade a spade. You were a shit father.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Oh lord. I am not ready for that wig tonight. 

No one is ever ready for that wig.  It's like a failed attempt at hair for a sexy alien on the original Star Trek.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m not sure I’ll be able to stay for the entirety of the show, as my prison fiancee could call me at any time. And I promised I’d answer the phone.

And WHICH of your prison fiances would that be? Armed robbery, drug dealing, or parole violation? Are your spreadsheets up to date? 

[kacesq]

Good evening everyone! Happy to be here but I can’t stand Jade…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Latisha decides she should reconsider her life choices in 3……2……1

[Pepper Mostly]

@WaltersHair Britbox and Acorn are worth EVERY PENNY! 

[candall]

i dunno.  I bet being a prison wife is probably easier than being a regular wife.

[Ladystardust]

So any was a police office AND a long haul trucker? He said he was a police officer until he got custody of his kids. So...he intentionally got a job that would put him away from home for weeks at a time after he got custody? He really is a shitty dad. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Good evening everyone! Happy to be here but I can’t stand Jade any of them…

FTFY

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

@WaltersHair Britbox and Acorn are worth EVERY PENNY! 

I have Britbox. Acorn is worth it, just for A Place to Call Home.

[OoogleEyes]

"Well desired"

 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hey, Bunkies!  I'm sporting my vending machine lashes and I'm ready to SNARK!!

[Ladystardust]

Who says someone is popular after high school? "My husband is popular" just sounds weird. 

[Gobi]

"I can't wait to get you home and give you a big floppy kiss and some shrimp Alfredo."

[Auntie Anxiety]

How dare her mom question her relationship with an inmate!

[Ladystardust]

WHERE is she going in that outfit?

[Empress1]

I HATE THIS WIG

[kacesq]

Where do people find these clothes?

[SemiCharmedLife]

THAT's her mom?  Mom's looking good!  Especially with those lashes...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have Britbox. Acorn is worth it, just for A Place to Call Home.

There's also one called BBC Select, I got a free trial. Lots of documentaries. Might keep it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

To be tactful, I’ll just say, That’s quite an outfit!”

[Empress1]

The eye shadow matches the wig. I CANNOT

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I can't wait to get you home and give you a big floppy kiss and some shrimp Alfredo."

And some Gucci pants. Look for the pickle costume.

[WaltersHair]

Disco Ball bra. Is Studio 54 back open?

Edited August 5, 2023 by WaltersHair

[Ladystardust]

Oh my. There is more to that outfit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is her name Shecola? Or is that the name of her cocktail?

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Where do people find these clothes?

Walmart, in the ecdysiast aisle.

[JenE4]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Who says someone is popular after high school? "My husband is popular" just sounds weird. 

Considering she’s having a fit on who he did or did not date in high school, that’s all that matters. Hell, he’s been locked up for a decade. Chances are high school was the only life experience he’s had.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Where do people find these clothes?

Walmart? Savers? Frederick's of Hollywood? 

[Empress1]

I don’t mean this unkindly, but that is a stripper outfit.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Now she's adding a fur coat!!!  Remember, Chanel said take OFF one item before leaving the house.

[Auntie Anxiety]

“My mom was with a convic, and that worked out swell!”

[candall]

Could I please get a closer look at those clear plastic boots?!  DO THEY LIGHT UP??

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

To be tactful, I’ll just say, That’s quite an outfit!”

Tim Gunn on Project Runway would say "That's a lotta look"!

[Maybeitsme]

Oh my word, I am currently waiting for this rain shower to let up so I can dash into the house.  It caught me by surprise, but alls good under the covered patio. 😉

Glad to have you all giving me the blow by blow, I'll get to it eventually 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Her sister needs to stop leaning her head back when she talks.  That's quite the up the nostrils shot.  She probably one if the ex-cons in the crowd. 

[kacesq]

Lmao…closed captioning says “indistinct yelling”

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Half of you bitches are convicts yourselves!"  Burn!

[Ladystardust]

"All ya'll been with convicts!" Tell em, Swamp Thing.

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

"Half of you bitches are convicts yourselves!"  Burn!

I DIED

[SemiCharmedLife]

86ing your own family?!?  That's a new one!!

[JenE4]

Half of you bitches have convicts yourselves!

well, that is pretty hypocritical.

[kacesq]

Why do some prisoners seem to have free access to cell phones and others still do the “prepaid call from an inmate.”

nonetheless I’m thrilled these felons have phones so their prison wives can strip for them during video calls…

[Empress1]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Half of you bitches have convicts yourselves!

well, that is pretty hypocritical.

She legit has a point. Sounds like half have “dated” convicts and half ARE convicts.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

86ing your own family?!?  That's a new one!!

And not for nothing, but that club wasn't exactly heaving with people. Isn't she supposed to be performing? Why throw out fully half the audience? 

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why do some prisoners seem to have free access to cell phones and others still do the “prepaid call from an inmate.”

nonetheless I’m thrilled these felons have phones so their prison wives can strip for them during video calls…

AND put it on TV for our savage amusement. They're performing a public service. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Lmao…closed captioning says “indistinct yelling”

C'mon, CC, we have higher expectations from you!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

Could I please get a closer look at those clear plastic boots?!  DO THEY LIGHT UP??

I kind of love those boots.  I may need an intervention. 

From  the upcoming, big $$ con says, "Daddy like".  Immediately afterwards, I vomit into my mouth. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And not for nothing, but that club wasn't exactly heaving with people. Isn't she supposed to be performing? Why throw out fully half the audience? 

I guess I didn’t hear that part. An aspiring rapper, I presume?

[kacesq]

Have we met this chick before? I snoozed during last week’s episode.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ren Faire. Why not?