Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

If anyone called me every day, I’d be so annoyed. And then I’d get a new number.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Dear lord, I can't believe that loon from New Jersey is coming back. Run, Louie!

It's Louie from Lakeland!  He's big man on campus!  

[WaltersHair]

I hate talking on the phone, and was ecstatic when texting became a thing.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

This is what happens when you have no actual friends. Or friends who are over your drama. I wonder if there's something like family Al-Anon meetings?

She has prison wives Facebook groups. Just imagine. 

[Keywestclubkid]

wait what was that foolishness?? 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If anyone called me every day, I’d be so annoyed. And then I’d get a new number.

YES. These people are my worst nightmare. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It's Louie from Lakeland!  He's big man on campus!  

I hear she's legally changed her name to "Louie's Girlfriend".

[Gobi]

Are those mannequins with courage gear in the background?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Sometimes you have to choose your family, if they can accept your lifestyle.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Someone needs to clean up that mess in the single-wide.

[Keywestclubkid]

shes coming home late ... throwing her UNDER the bus lol

[candall]

Is that the same nude bodysuit she wore on her "date" or does she own several? 

It's a look!

[Keywestclubkid]

you dont need to be working??? WHAT?? 

[Empress1]

Grades start slacking? He sounds like her dad. 

[candall]

Uh-oh.  Kerok just lost me, permanently.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh good, another controlling asshole. The smart things she is doing are working and going to school.

[Pepper Mostly]

How did I go wrong? I found a husband with a job! I could have landed an inmate who's selling drugs in prison and kept me in Gucci pants for life! You know, a real provider!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

you dont need to be working??? WHAT?? 

Can Kerok support her in the lifestyle that she has become accustomed from prison?

[Keywestclubkid]

this is just such a tragic family ... Andy is just a smile and pretend everything fine kinda guy 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andy’s daughters for the win.

[WaltersHair]

Show blurring out part of the American Flag. WTF?

[Empress1]

This daughter is straight trashing her dad to his face. SAVAGE.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

This daughter is straight trashing her dad to his face. SAVAGE.

did you see the smirk when she closed the door this family is MESSSED up 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So he had custody, but he worked on the road as a truck driver and was rarely home.  When he was home, he resented being there.  Yep, father of the year.  Did he ever try to find a job where he was around his children? 

[Empress1]

Right! If you’re a single parent, the road is not for you!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

So he had custody, but he worked on the road as a truck driver and was rarely home.  When he was home, he resented being there.  Yep, father of the year.  Did he ever try to find a job where he was around his children? 

Oh, my sweet summer child. Before he started chasing inmates I'm sure he had his share of truck stop girls. Can't let the rugrats cramp his style. 

[Ladystardust]

Ugh, so boring yet so tragic at the same time. Well, it's been fun - see you all next week!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

His excuse for leaving his LEO job was he couldn't work nights and take are of the kids, but he could leave them for weeks at a time.  Yep, that adds up.

 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, bunkies, it's been fun.  My prison boo is blowing up my phone line, so I'd better get going.  See you next time!

[Gobi]

Well, that flew by like a hit of crack! Snarktastic, everyone.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, bunkies, thanks for all the laughs! @Eldemarge, enjoy your visit with the fabled Silvery Pony man! The rest of you, behave yourselves and pick up your goddamn phones when I call you! Have a great weekend, love you all loads, MWAH!

[Eldemarge]

Bye guys! Silver Pony Man and I enjoyed it! Now we're just watching it all over...  we're a bit high.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S03.E03: Once a Criminal

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Andy spirals out of control; Latisha's lawyer gives a shocking warning about her prison husband. 

Original air date 2023.08.04

Be prepared to be shocked!  Okay, possibly startled.  More likely not surprised at all.  

[OoogleEyes]

WOTS ALL THIS THEN? 

Love After Lockup, Where Are They Now??

I'm in

[Auntie Anxiety]

In case you missed it on the episode thread, here’s a not-very-deep dive into prison hacks:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12362095/Im-former-inmate-genius-life-hacks-learned-JAIL-use-today.html

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12362095/Im-former-inmate-genius-life-hacks-learned-JAIL-use-today.html

Pftt..amateur. Where are the birthday cakes?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Pftt..amateur. Where are the birthday cakes?

I know, right? While I was reading it, I thought, “Wow, we know a lot more prison hacks and it’s just from watching this show!”

[Ladystardust]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

In case you missed it on the episode thread, here’s a not-very-deep dive into prison hacks:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12362095/Im-former-inmate-genius-life-hacks-learned-JAIL-use-today.html

I knew I came here early tonight for a reason. Conditioner all over your body?? Wouldn't that be...sticky? I have heard the deodorant trick though.

[Gobi]

Everybody take your seats for mandatory group therapy. Smoke if you got 'em.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! Look, I've been calling you and calling you and you don't pick up. You better not be talking to any other bitches. 

How's everyone doing? Having a good week? It has been delightfully cool here and I have spent the week cleaning and organizing. Also started watching "Line of Duty" and oh god, I am hooked. Can't believe waited so long. 

[JenE4]

Hi, gang. Hope everyone is having a good summer. I got my seaweed wig slapped on askew and am ready for the live watch. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I know, right? While I was reading it, I thought, “Wow, we know a lot more prison hacks and it’s just from watching this show!”

Right? Nothing about using cigarette ashes and instant coffee for eyeshadow? And the many, many uses for Jolly Ranchers? 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, JenE4 said:

Hi, gang. Hope everyone is having a good summer. I got my seaweed wig slapped on askew and am ready for the live watch. 

Oh lord. I am not ready for that wig tonight. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola bunkies! Look, I've been calling you and calling you and you don't pick up. You better not be talking to any other bitches. 

How's everyone doing? Having a good week? It has been delightfully cool here and I have spent the week cleaning and organizing. Also started watching "Line of Duty" and oh god, I am hooked. Can't believe waited so long. 

Line of Duty is fantastic! I loved that show. You might need to get a free week of Britbox to see the last season.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Line of Duty is fantastic! I loved that show. You might need to get a free week of Britbox to see the last season.

Oh, I already have Britbox. And Acorn. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m not sure I’ll be able to stay for the entirety of the show, as my prison fiancee could call me at any time. And I promised I’d answer the phone.

[Gobi]

I still think that's bondage gear on those mannequins.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, I already have Britbox. And Acorn. 

Is it worth it? I covet those services.

[Ladystardust]

It's been miserably hot here. Over 105 for the past week and looks like it's not ending anytime soon. I usually don't even mind heat, but this is another level. It's 8pm and 102 right now 😡

[Gobi]

"You know I like to be the provider." Says the guy calling from prison.