Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Love During Lockup is kind of boring. If we don't have an excell worksheet, what is the point? 

I want to watch the ex-cons in the wild.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

shes not materialistic but ya know ... She won't say no to nice stuff ... LOL 

She has a $60000 truck. Can Gucci pants be far behind?

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG your in PRISON you are being SOOOOO dramatic 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Who was the guy who had all the weird tats? We had a good laugh trying to figure out who they were. I was convinced he had George W. Bush on his left tit.

Was that the space cowboy with the Serbian girl friend?

[Maybeitsme]

Jade... if this isn't staged/ scripted

Please don't play in my face show. This is worse than the perils of Brittany and Marcelino 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Gobi said:

Was that the space cowboy with the Serbian girl friend?

Jibri?

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

 

Not that I know of, but what I’m not about to do is romance an inmate. Have y’all dragging me on this show.

You know we won't go easy on you! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Per her sister, Jade is not materialistic.  Y'know, except that she has taken $1 million from him.  Her social media "empire" is based on her doing things with cutouts or photos of Chris.  Hence she is wearing that jumpsuit and has the standup. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

OMG your in PRISON you are being SOOOOO dramatic 

BUT I DON'T WANNA FEEL LEFT OOOOOUUUTT!😭

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

OMG your in PRISON you are being SOOOOO dramatic 

I DIED. Because what I say? They’re not dating, they can’t go nowhere! “I don’t want to be left out!” BRUH, that is THE ENTIRE POINT of incarceration!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Jade... if this isn't staged/ scripted

Please don't play in my face show. This is worse than the perils of Brittany and Marcelino 

The fact that she is a social media influencer says it all.

[Ladystardust]

This is soooo boring. I also prefer when they actually meet outside of prison. Looking forward to the new season of Love After Lockup!

[WaltersHair]

He purchased all this stuff, but is it all in his name? He strikes me as a control freak who would do that.

[candall]

You probably discussed this last week, but since when do inmates get to lie in their cell bunks and yak on their phones all day?

That's going to put a whole new topspin on Love During Lockup.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

He purchased all this stuff, but is it all in his name? He strikes me as a control freak who would do that.

she has family literally telling her to take what she can from this man ... why would he kinda not have it in his name 

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

You probably discussed this last week, but since when do inmates get to lie in their cell bunks and yak on their phones all day?

That's going to put a whole new topspin on Love During Lockup.

I asked that last week! He seems to have a cell he can use whenever.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

BUT I DON'T WANNA FEEL LEFT OOOOOUUUTT!😭

You are left out of life...get used to it.  "If you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime." - Baretta (???)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I think Jade will be going to all of Chris' parole hearings to explain why he should stay in.  Then she can honestly tell him that she went to speak on his case.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

This is soooo boring. I also prefer when they actually meet outside of prison. Looking forward to the new season of Love After Lockup!

Still, any port in a storm. Even shitty Love During Lockup is better than the arid wasteland Friday nights have been for the last couple of months. 

[Keywestclubkid]

this wigs ear tuff is gonna work me 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, candall said:

You probably discussed this last week, but since when do inmates get to lie in their cell bunks and yak on their phones all day?

That's going to put a whole new topspin on Love During Lockup.

Why do you think it's called a cell phone?

Seriously, I thought they weren't allowed in prison. Maybe it depends on the prison?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka is rocking the green hair. Reminds me of the moss that is growing on the north side of my house.

[Empress1]

LORD, here go this wig.

[SemiCharmedLife]

OMG!  She's back!!  I'm just going to refer to her as "wig."

[OoogleEyes]

WHERE IS THE VISION BOARD?

[Gobi]

She Hulk.

[candall]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I asked that last week! He seems to have a cell he can use whenever.

Maybe that's one of those buttsmuggler models.  Packaged with earphone!

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

this wigs ear tuff is gonna work me 

Why is it parted so deep? And I hate the trend of wigs with baby hairs, which is what that tuft is supposed to be.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That wig is a lot of look - all bad.

[WaltersHair]

Where on earth is this cheap Jenga place? Rogue Cracker Barrel without the golf tees?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh honey. This is most definitely a mistake that Raneka is going to regret. Save yourself. 

[Keywestclubkid]

the eyelashes trying to compete with that wig .... 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

He purchased all this stuff, but is it all in his name? He strikes me as a control freak who would do that.

I am getting major abuser vibes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raneka, get a therapist, I would be cheaper in the long run.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Why is it parted so deep? And I hate the trend of wigs with baby hairs, which is what that tuft is supposed to be.

thats a whole side burn .. im sorry lol

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

the eyelashes trying to compete with that wig .... 

Sad thing is, Raneka is a very attractive woman, in a Grace Jones kind of way. Fabulous cheekbones. Why is she wearing that fright wig and those ridiculous lashes? She could be a goddamn knockout. 

Edited July 29, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Gobi]

Tonight's theme: Unusual vehicles.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

thats a whole side burn .. im sorry lol

We're bordering on frickin mutton chops at this point.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She's wearing a Loyalty Over Love hat.  The perfect accessory for when your explaining to someone that are making a mistake by moving to chase prison peen. 

[Gobi]

I'm guessing parolees aren't allowed to go to axe throwing emporiums.

[Keywestclubkid]

This 4 thousand dollar ring!!! chiiiiild

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Tonight's theme: Unusual vehicles.

Makes a change from "give me your phone".

[Maybeitsme]

Why did she Frame a picture with this head cut off?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Britney doesnt’ have any affect.

[Empress1]

This one (I forget her name) is much prettier without makeup. She has great skin.

[OoogleEyes]

She did not just say "I wasn't mad I was just disappointed"

Priceless 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Britney doesnt’ have any affect.

Thousand yard stare, dead behind the eyes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Having your prison honey break up with YOU must be so humiliating.🤣🤣

[candall]

I was EXTRA sad that I missed last week when I was all alone watching this chick go in and specify a table for two for her "date" with Kerok.  

Oh, it is to laugh.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sad thing is, Raneka is a very attractive woman, in a Grace Jones kind of way. Fabulous cheekbones. Why is she wearing that fright wig and those ridiculous lashes? She could be a goddamn knockout. 

She really is. She did a talking head last week with no false eyelashes. She's gorgeous