Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[WaltersHair]

First a Muffin season, now a cookie season

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Retired Cop loves him some inmate and his daughters ask if she is marriage material! Okay.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"I'm Audi 5000!"

 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh hell no ... lets do a random video call 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He's Audi 5000.  He is working really hard to look like a clown.

[candall]

Former Officer Ward Cleaver doesn't seem like he should need the inmat-imacy.  Can't he just pick up a nice lady at church on Wednesday night?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andy’s wife was a drug addict? Do I detect a pattern? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

First a Muffin season, now a cookie season

Hopefully no one will smuggle the cookies!

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go, younger daughter is going to get her licks in. "Keep yer mitts off my daddy, you jailbird ho"

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Andy’s wife was a drug addict? Do I detect a pattern? 

Another day, another dude with a savior complex.

[Empress1]

Ripped Jeans Daughter is not here for any of this. I love it.

[OoogleEyes]

OH FFS. Four children. This is fucking insane 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Andy’s wife was a drug addict? Do I detect a pattern? 

He's the next contestant on Who Wants to Save an Addict!

[Gobi]

Say good night, Gracie.

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel like im sitting dumbfounded at the shear horror of this whole scene ... i

[candall]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hopefully no one will smuggle the cookies!

Oh, yeah, I forgot:

GIVE ME THAT COOKIE!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I feel like im sitting dumbfounded at the shear horror of this whole scene ... i

We'll get through this together. Be strong.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, burn!  He didn't raise his own kids, according to them.  Another Shawn???

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

OH FFS. Four children. This is fucking insane 

I’m sure that they all have the same father!

[Pepper Mostly]

Commercial break! Anyone have any anecdotes? 

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, burn!  He didn't raise his own kids, according to them.  Another Shawn???

And they are DRAGGING HIM. 

[Gobi]

Piss test her. We've had pregnancy test pissing scenes, but have we had drug test pissing scenes? Will we get a pregnancy versus drugs pissing contest?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I feel like im sitting dumbfounded at the shear horror of this whole scene ... i

It's pretty much that way every episode, but yes, I get it!  😉

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hopefully no one will smuggle the cookies!

I think that this carries a lighter sentence than muffin smuggling. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Empress1 said:

And they are DRAGGING HIM. 

His daughters know a fool when they see one. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Piss test her. We've had pregnancy test pissing scenes, but have we had drug test pissing scenes? Will we get a pregnancy versus drugs pissing contest?

I'm detecting a theme for this season. EVERYONE is going to be pissing!

[Maybeitsme]

Those girls know too much to go back 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Commercial break! Anyone have any anecdotes? 

Currently (like, as I watch) texting two dudes. I’m not sure how I feel about either of them.

(This is early stages, just met, no talk of exclusivity - I’m not out here cheating!)

[candall]

Does anyone else have a new non-removeable banner taking up 25% of the screen?  Extremely annoying.

Seeking advice.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Piss test her. We've had pregnancy test pissing scenes, but have we had drug test pissing scenes? Will we get a pregnancy versus drugs pissing contest?

You would think drug testing would be a daily task on this program.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, candall said:

Does anyone else have a new non-removeable banner taking up 25% of the screen?  Extremely annoying.

Seeking advice.

DuckDuckGo

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

His daughters know a fool when they see one. 

Those kids had to grow up fast.  They probably heard all his excuses before.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did they coordinate their outfits?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Currently (like, as I watch) texting two dudes. I’m not sure how I feel about either of them.

(This is early stages, just met, no talk of exclusivity - I’m not out here cheating!)

Are either in prison?  County lockup?

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

DuckDuckGo

On it!  Thanks!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Currently (like, as I watch) texting two dudes. I’m not sure how I feel about either of them.

(This is early stages, just met, no talk of exclusivity - I’m not out here cheating!)

Wasn't it only one before? Is this another one?

[Gobi]

A tattoo of a pineapple? Why?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Does anyone else have a new non-removeable banner taking up 25% of the screen?  Extremely annoying.

Seeking advice.

There are a LOT of adds and popups.

[Keywestclubkid]

make the situation about him?? girl you are the one that was causing a scene 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m so lost. What is happening?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

A tattoo of a pineapple? Why?

pineapple = symbol of hospitality

[Empress1]

 

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Are either in prison?  County lockup?

Not that I know of, but what I’m not about to do is romance an inmate. Have y’all dragging me on this show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

A tattoo of a pineapple? Why?

Maybe she's a chef? Chefs often have food related tattoos. Granted, a pineapple is...an unusual choice. I've seen knives and cleavers and pigs and things like mushrooms and radishes and whatnot. Maybe she's a fruitarian?

[Keywestclubkid]

I do not like this girls sister ... ew 

[Gobi]

Is that a tattoo of Ron Perlman on Jade's arm? Again, why?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Wow!  The scam is in reverse, with Jade.  She's making bank!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Jade “prostitutes” herself for Chris’ money. Let’s just call it what it is.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Whoah, that jumpsuit is tackier than a Zied t shirt!!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

shes not materialistic but ya know ... She won't say no to nice stuff ... LOL 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

A tattoo of a pineapple? Why?

But who is that snarling blond man on sister Jade's right arm??  He makes dark green pineapple look good.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is that a tattoo of Ron Perlman on Jade's arm? Again, why?

Who was the guy who had all the weird tats? We had a good laugh trying to figure out who they were. I was convinced he had George W. Bush on his left tit.