Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[LEILANI2]

Imagine if Melissa put this much effort into finding a nice intelligent man with a career who isn't in prison.

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa is really getting all hot and bothered by this yoga instructor, hmmm? 

[Gobi]

"This is called the 'desperate high school graduate' position."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa is going to punch out this yoga babe in 3....2......1

Edited November 19, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Yoga lady is all "girl, I don't want to bang your loser inmate boyfriend". 

[Empress1]

A fitness instructor at my former gym used to teach classes (spinning and yoga) in a women’s prison. It was not all this drama!

[LEILANI2]

That yoga instructor is going to take out a restraining order after class.

[Ladystardust]

Rutu is wearing a wedding ring. I doubt she's trying to pick up men in prison. 

[Gobi]

"Yoga this, bitch!"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Only Melissa heard that as the yoga instructor in any way whatsoever wanting Louie.  She is so sure Louie is still the BMOC that all the girls want. 

[Ladystardust]

Here comes Tai, blocking traffic again to have a fight in the middle of the street.

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

He's probably on the board of FTX.

Your one way first class ticket to Bahamas is ready, sir.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve been watching Dangerous Liaisons on Starz. It’s very good.

[Pepper Mostly]

Once again, once Louie is out, woe betide him if he orders a coffee from a cute barista or says hello to a cashier at Target. Melissa will be all over them like a cheap suit.

[JenE4]

This poor woman just doing her job! (She’s even wearing a wedding ring!) Even if Louie was leering at her while doing yoga, it’s not her problem or fault. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Melissa is making one bad decision after another.  It's like she read the book, "How to Have your Prison Beau Dump You in 5 Easy Steps" in Study Hall.

[Eldemarge]

My theory is doucheperv isn't a software engineer.  He just says he is because it sounds cool.  He's a trust fund baby who comes up with bad ideas to "make money."   You can tell he thinks he's a very special boy and nobody ever tells him no because he grew up spoiled as hell.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Here comes Tai, blocking traffic again to have a fight in the middle of the street.

You could that she's "tai-ing" up traffic.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve been watching Dangerous Liaisons on Starz. It’s very good.

I absolutely loved the book. For movie adaptations, I far preferred Valmont (with Annette Bening and Colin Firth) to Dangerous Liaisons (with Glenn Close). I might do a free trial of Starz for this version on your recommendation. Everyone is just so evil, its great. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Gobi said:

You could that she's "tai-ing" up traffic.

I REALLY want someone to slowly try and drive their car through one of her fights in the background.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai bares her breasts to Boston. It’s a power move.

[candall]

I think Mark (of Mark & Sincer-A) is one of the skeevier people they've had on this show.  And that's a very high bar.

[Ladystardust]

Ladies. No one is on Hottie's ****. HE IS IN PRISON.

[Empress1]

Tai is talking sense now.

[JenE4]

“I come in peace!” as in “I came to leave this table in pieces.” 

[goofygirl]

Wow.  I cannot BELIEVE the words that just came out of Tai's mouth.  Just WOW.

And.. Done for another week.  That was a ton of laughs tonight!  You guys were on FIRE!

Hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving!  

Edited November 19, 2022 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

My theory is doucheperv isn't a software engineer.  He just says he is because it sounds cool.  He's a trust fund baby who comes up with bad ideas to "make money."   You can tell he thinks he's a very special boy and nobody ever tells him no because he grew up spoiled as hell.

Oh hell yeah. He's a software engineer and I'm a flamenco dancer. 

Tai, you knew this last season. 

How long has this discussion been going on? Its dark out now! 

[Empress1]

“It’s a ditch for me!” Okay, that was clever.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

The market for single men can't be so bad that anyone would need to put up with this stuff from a man who is locked up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Somehow Tai burning  Hottie’s stuff is “getting back” at him? Like he gives a shit?

[JenE4]

Tai is apologizing and showing some self-awareness??? Watch out, Boston, it’s a trap!! I gasped when they hugged—I truly thought Tai was going to literally stab Boston in the back. 

[candall]

Tai:  "I'm completely finished with Hottie.  I can't wait to call him and tell him all about it."

[OoogleEyes]

Uh oh. Hottie watch out!

Well, it's off to dreamland for me. I hope I have visions of Hottie dancing through my head.

Did I tell you that we are engaged??😍😍

[Maybeitsme]

That was over fast tonight, back to one hour.

Probably for the best,  with this new time I'm ready for bed.  later gaters 

[Gobi]

Well, I'm off to yoga class.

Till next time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, bunkies, its been fun. Thanks for all the laughs, see most of you on Sunday. Have a great weekend! MWAH!

[Ladystardust]

Ugh...I watch this on SlingTV and they cut to their own commercials during break so it cuts out the preview for next week. It's really irritating. I also don't get to see the previews for next season of Love After Lockup!

Hope those of you in the US have a Happy Thanksgiving. I have a Friendsgiving tomorrow as I don't live near any family but I think I'm just going to stay home and relax and Christmas shop online for the actual day. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

The market for single men can't be so bad that anyone would need to put up with this stuff from a man who is locked up.

As someone who is dating, it is - but the difference between them and me is that I’d rather be alone than tolerate this fuckery.

[SemiCharmedLife]

It's been fun, everyone!  Have a great week! Happy Thanksgiving! 

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Somehow Tai burning  Hottie’s stuff is “getting back” at him? Like he gives a shit?

That’s one fewer Hottie limited edition sweatshirt in this world.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Another Friday night snark session of Love During Lockup is in the books. Have a Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for your rapier wit and piercing insights. Hilarity ALAWYS ensues. Have a great week. Ciao.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

That’s one fewer Hottie limited edition sweatshirt in this world.

Dead.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That's another week on the books.  I'm going to need you all to send me your last names so I can have my next dramatic tattoo designed.  I love you all so much that I must tattoo your names on my body.  

Until next week.  Try not to flip any tables.  After all, those chips aren't going to clean themselves up.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S02.E06:  Jail Bait and Switch

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Tai confronts Hottie about his other fiancée. Michael’s sister drops a bomb on Justine. Emily gives Dauri an ultimatum. Jessica is shocked by Dustin’s revelation. Chelsea visits a lawyer to uncover the truth about Mikey.

Original air date 2022.11.25

No break for Thanksgiving.  It's con love time, in which we learn that the people on the outside have many more issues than the criminals.

[Keywestclubkid]

so after being stuck in the hole last week they let me out for good behavior and im back back back again tonight to catch up on this train wreck of good decisions 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Am catching the tail end of last week’s episode before the main event. Mark thought that if you are pregnant in prison you get a shorter sentence? Yeah, Mark, how’d that work out for Elizabeth Holmes, pregnant and still got 11 years in prison. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Am catching the tail end of last week’s episode before the main event. Mark thought that if you are pregnant in prison you get a shorter sentence? Yeah, Mark, how’d that work out for Elizabeth Holmes, pregnant and still got 11 years in prison. 

what is with his creepy obsession with unwed mothers? he wants to knock them up and have them all live in a house together?? like is it just me or was his whole halfway house for the unwed just a tab bit odd and creepy coming out of his mouth 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa is going to be so disappointed when she finds out that she wasn’t voted Snow Queen at the Lakeside High School Winter Wonderland formal.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey cellies! I'm pregnant so I'll be getting out any time now. Please have my Hottie hoodie when you pick me up at the gate. And make an appointment for my face tattoo, thanks, love you loads! 

Pre-gaming with last week's episode. LOVE how Rutu is all "um, yeah, that's great, I have to run, gotta change my phone number and lock down my social media. You don't know where I live, right?" LOL

[Keywestclubkid]

I AINT hostile!!!