Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

What a realistic braid Mariah has….I totally believe that’s her hair. Like her eyelashes.l.

[goofygirl]

Melissa, honey:  You are a big MORON!!  Did you go to college?? Maybe there's a really popular guy from college you can hook up with.  He MIGHT not be in prison!!

Otherwise, go hit up the elementary school you attended.  Maybe there's a guy from THAT time in your life you can find.

Louie sounds like he might not be your M-A-N!!!

Boob sling lady....  Jeebus.  They're sending SPERM to each other!! Good Gawd.  They already have what? 7 kids between them??

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Last time I have snacks while watching this show. Toenail clippings. That's got to be a new low for this show.

[Gobi]

"He sent me a glove with sperm in it. He's so romantic. And I'm pretty sure it was his own sperm, too!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike plays the lottery and constantly wins. How fortuitous.

[candall]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Fellow New Englanders, has it been especially pollen-y lately? Allergies don't bother me much anymore but the last few days I've been itchy and sniffly. Doesn't feel like a cold. 

Yes this is a boring episode, why do you ask? 

Pollen?   Aren't you guys under five feet of snow?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Who doesn't want to hire a junkie that spends 20 minutes in the bathroom during his shift? Next he'll look for a server who vomits at the sight of pizza. 

Somehow I feel that this gentleman did not think his plan to promote his business via a hit TV show through. 

[Ladystardust]

HIS MUSIC!!!! Ahahahahahahaha.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, you people are killing me tonight! I am so dying.

The parole violations are flying around tonight!

[LEILANI2]

Tai is fueled on rage, audacity, and cocaine.

[Ladystardust]

How is Tai not banned from all city streets by now for starting brawls?

[JenE4]

Toenails, blood, a blister, and a glove full of sperm?! Oh, dear. I don’t even want to know what kind of voodoo spell or Frankenstein’s Mike is happening over here. The other guy with Sincer-A is trying to send his sperm in, this one’s trying to send his sperm out. We barely want to deal with sperm when we’re getting an orgasm out of it. You can keep these “gifts” to yourself.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I just realized that Boston has a strong similarity to Nene Leakes, before she got all the plastic surgery.

[Gobi]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Tai is fueled on rage, audacity, and cocaine.

And embalming fluid.

[Eldemarge]

Srsly, though, fuck fentanyl dealers.  Scumbags.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"He sent me a glove with sperm in it. He's so romantic. And I'm pretty sure it was his own sperm, too!"

I suspect they had tapioca pudding cups at the prison.  With the stars in her eyes, JustSmug wouldn't know the difference. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grandma doesn’t have any tattoos on her face, so none of the other ones really count.

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Justine is insane. End of conversation. Blood, blisters, nails? Wtf?

Maybe she's into voodoo.

9 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I love Mike's mug shot so very much.  Please tell me how sexy he is, smug girl. 

I die laughing every time I see that mugshot. What an unprepossessing fellow he is. 

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"He sent me a glove with sperm in it. He's so romantic. And I'm pretty sure it was his own sperm, too!"

Meh. When he sends a dick drawing or a hand crafted toilet paper rose, call me. 

7 minutes ago, candall said:

Pollen?   Aren't you guys under five feet of snow?

What? It was 70 degrees here last week. Today it was more seasonable, 45ish. Snow's pretty unusual till December at least. There's still some ragweed pollen floating around. 

Edited November 19, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[SemiCharmedLife]

Granny's got  7 tattoos??  I wonder if she has a tramp stamp?

[LEILANI2]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Toenails, blood, a blister, and a glove full of sperm?! Oh, dear. I don’t even want to know what kind of voodoo spell or Frankenstein’s Mike is happening over here. The other guy with Sincer-A is trying to send his sperm in, this one’s trying to send his sperm out. We barely want to deal with sperm when we’re getting an orgasm out of it. You can keep these “gifts” to yourself.

This is off topic but on this other forum they talk alot about how people are using witch craft to do spells to get them love,money, fame, etc.

So this is what the sending sperm and blood is about.  The women eat it or use it someway in a spell.

Edited November 19, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

This is off topic but on this other forum they talk alot about how people are using witch craft to do spells to get them money, fame, etc.

So this is what the sending sperm and blood is about.  The women eat it. 

WHAT

[candall]

Mike's granny has seven tattoos.   👹  Welcome to the fambly, Chelsea.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

This is off topic but on this other forum they talk alot about how people are using witch craft to do spells to get them love,money, fame, etc.

So this is what the sending sperm and blood is about.  The women eat it. 

Of course they do. 

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Granny's got  7 tattoos??  I wonder if she has a tramp stamp?

Is that really a question? Of course she does.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Granny's got  7 tattoos??  I wonder if she has a tramp stamp?

Whose name does she have tattooed above her cooch? 

[Ladystardust]

I keep forgetting about this guy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark, the entrepreneur, is now planning a sperm donation clinic. And a place for pregnant single moms. What a humanitarian.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Mark's Come and Go!"😜

[Ladystardust]

He looks like Brock Turner and it's really making me ragey.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mark, the entrepreneur, is now planning a sperm donation clinic. And a place for pregnant single moms. What a humanitarian.

🤮

[Pepper Mostly]

"The keys are in the Mercedes. Oh wait, I sold the Mercedes and bought a Jag. The keys are in the Jag." 

HE WANTS TO OPEN A FACILITY FOR SINGLE MOMS OH JESUS FUCK HE WANTS A SUPPLY OF YOUNG VULNERABLE WOMEN UNDER HIS CONTROL RUN SINCER-A RUN.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He wants to create a facility for single moms so he can attempt to bed them by wowing him with his money.

[Empress1]

This guy is so weird.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mark, the entrepreneur, is now planning a sperm donation clinic. And a place for pregnant single moms. What a humanitarian.

Or a major creep...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mark is a con. Guaranteed. 100 percent.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I keep forgetting about this guy.

Lucky for you.

[goofygirl]

This Mark guy is STILL on the getting the prison bae out early by having her get pregnant!  He obviously has some really weird shit going on in that brain of his.  Not to mention, he's a total DORK.

[JenE4]

Now Sincer-A’s man is building a whole complex to collect other men’s sperm?!?! What is happening on this show?!? Wait. This is to help single mothers? They already had too much sperm. The last thing they need is more random sperm. Is sperm trafficking the new thing?!

[Floatingbison]

26 minutes ago, Gobi said:

You never know what's in a refrigerator until you steal it.

That will be on Ronald's tombstone.

[kacesq]

Mark is trying hard to present himself as such a player. And yet all he can get is prison pals.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I feel for people who need to use a sperm donor. I imagine you'd have nightmares that one day the kid will try to meet his biodad and it will be someone like like dumbass.

[Ladystardust]

Ohhh it's for ALL the ladies who get released for being pregnant so they can raise their babies 🙄 This guy is an idiot. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mark is a con. Guaranteed. 100 percent.

He's probably on the board of FTX.

[Pepper Mostly]

He wants a cult. He wants to open a sperm donation clinic? Then a "boarding house" for young single mothers? On the same grounds as his "clinic"? I'm guessing his "boarding house" will have 24 hour security and a twelve foot electric fence. 

[Empress1]

THANK YOU OTHER GIRLFRIEND. They don’t let you out if you’re pregnant!

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

He's probably on the board of FTX.

I am in awe of this. Awe. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sounds like SincerA isn’t Mark’s soulmate after all.

[Pepper Mostly]

"She's just a friend I want to send my sperm to. That's it". 

Mark is not only a creep and a skeevy perv, he's utterly socially inept. 

[OoogleEyes]

"I don't think Mark is trying to be an asshole..."  No, it comes naturally. 

[Ladystardust]

This lady is the stage-5 clinger that those Jersey Shore guys were always worried about.