S11.E19: Over-Poured and Over-Board

[Chicklet]

We are seriously having to watch those two play pickleball? Not much going on here tonight.

[bosawks]

I’m all for heckling people doing yoga.

[chick binewski]

Erika Girardi: Profile in Courage 

[RoseAllDay]

8 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

It's become a physical chore to watch this show and I am kind of loathing myself for it. Bravo & this cast is turning Erika into Teresa and I am not here for it.

This. Usually I DVR so I can take the show in small doses, and I don’t rewatch when they run the shows later. I can’t.

Erika is just too. much.

[Chicklet]

Erika is sooo brave and selfless if she does say so herself. Might sprain an arm patting herself on the back.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Oh, yes, you are so brave. So courageous. 🙄

[Emmeline]

Erika is not being courageous she just see’s the writing on the wall.  

[Straycat80]

I’m sure Erika has money stashed away somewhere. She’s gotta have the glam squad and more latex outfits. 

[FlyingEgret]

Wait... Rinna didnt know it was Crystal's birthday? Doesnt that (according to her own words) make her a bad friend and not welcoming?!? Hypocrit example #39

[JD5166]

2 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

Erika Girardi: Profile in Courage 

....sipping champagne.....

[RoseAllDay]

First they do wine, and now they’re going to play a game about STEALING. Yep…the gas can and matches are ready.

 

1 minute ago, FlyingEgret said:

Wait... Rinna didnt know it was Crystal's birthday? Doesnt that (according to her own words) make her a bad friend and not welcoming?!? Hypocrit example #39

That only applies to Garcelle.

[Emmeline]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

I’m sure Erika has money stashed away somewhere. She’s gotta have the glam squad and more latex outfits. 

If she had this master plan to take steps to support herself so she could leave Tom, I’m sure she would have been stashing away cash here and there for years

 

[WaltersHair]

This episode is going down like the Titanic and Erika is the iceberg.

[bosawks]

The foursome of Garcelle, Sutton, Crystal, and Rinna was unexpectedly enjoyable.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

MALARKEY!

Real Housewives/Top Chef crossover. 

Edited September 30, 2021 by eleanorofaquitaine

[FlyingEgret]

I am shipping Garcelle and Makarkey!

[65mickey]

Oh now Erika is courageous according to her attorney. When are they going to canonize Erika Jayne? She tells the truth, she is caring and empathetic, wants to see people succeed and  doesn't want to see poor Tom suffer. We just need a miracle from her so she can become St. Erika. Maybe she can make the victim's money reappear. 

[bosawks]

How does Kathy think one actually turns fire off?

[Julyolo]

Over Poured  and Over Board is a good name for this episode. I would have called it "Over Erika Pouring her Guts Out and Bored".

[Straycat80]

It seems like Kathy went to bed two days ago and is now waking up and joining the group. 
Don’t fall for the apology Sutton! 

[RoseAllDay]

Sutton…go with your gut on Erika. You should know that by now. I have no idea what she’s trying to do here, but I know whatever it is isn’t good.

EDIT: Her eye roll just told me she’s not buying it. Good girl.

Erika…please for the love of all that is holy…STFU!

Edited September 30, 2021 by RoseAllDay

[Lady Lucy]

Run Sutton run!! (Or scooter away.)

 

[chick binewski]

"My highlights look better south of the equator, Captain." 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

"I apologize but not really because I have to maintain the pretense that I am so tough." The Erika Jayne story.

[bosawks]

I’d be Crystal, totally taking pictures of them boosting/carrying Sutton onto the boat.

[Chicklet]

Erika is so fucking fake, she hates Sutton and she's playing a game. Sutton run away. And shut up Kyle.

[chick binewski]

Kyle, the thing is with Erika is Erika is a total Cut Fitness.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

You're not remorseful, Erika, because you haven't actually expressed remorse.

[chick binewski]

YOU ARE ONLY DAMNED FOR ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MONEY IS 

[WaltersHair]

Is Erika going for the Jennifer Lawrence in American Hustle look?

[goofygirl]

Jeebus.  It's too bad this Erika is in a good mood.  Otherwise, we'd almost FALL FOR HER BS!!

[Straycat80]

Don’t blink, they are all getting along… Never mind, here comes the never, ever game. This probably won’t go down well. 

[RoseAllDay]

Erika’s face at the mention of the word “stolen”…priceless. Do you still want to spin your tale of woe now, dear?

[Wicked]

Never have I ever stolen something... Garcelle for the win

[RoseAllDay]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Don’t blink, they are all getting along… Never mind, here comes the never, ever game. This probably won’t go down well. 

Games with this group are more like death matches.

[FlyingEgret]

Just now, RoseAllDay said:

Erika’s face at the mention of the word “stolen”…priceless. Do you still want to spin your tale of woe now, dear?

Does $25 million count?? Asking for a friend...

[Lady Lucy]

If she answers, it will be "no, I haven't. I had nothing to do with Tom's dealings. I know nothing. I'm as honest as the day is long."

[goofygirl]

I ADORE old Brian Malarky!!!  What a cross-over deal!!

[JD5166]

They gonna push her off that boat, aren’t they? Lol

[RoseAllDay]

Well, now we know what Brian Malarkey’s doing these days. Maybe he’s auditioning for Below Deck.

[65mickey]

I despise these stupid games. 

[Julyolo]

Erika needs to hook up with the chef Brian Malarkey! She could be a bona fide Mrs. Malarkey!

[SassyCat]

See... I wasn’t wrong. I DID see a spark of a corner turning towards being a better person last week! I like her this week! 
edited to add: I was talking about Crystal ,lol.

Edited September 30, 2021 by SassyCat

[Straycat80]

I feel sorry for this poor captain. 
well, the happy unicorn Erika didn’t last long. 

[goofygirl]

Now THIS is why I watch the Howives!!!  Good job, Kathy Hilton! Good job~!!

[RoseAllDay]

Just now, 65mickey said:

I despise these stupid games. 

But that was an exquisite example of passive-agressiveness on the part of Garcelle. 

There goes Erika…pissing on everybody’s good time. And she’s getting threatening again….

Sutton: “I’d be full of rage too, if I lost all my money.” Damn. I wish she had said that to Erika’s face. 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

2 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Well, now we know what Brian Malarkey’s doing these days. Maybe he’s auditioning for Below Deck.

My understanding is that he's become a pretty successful restauranteur.

[RoseAllDay]

Thank Jeebus…season finale’s next week. This slow-motion nightmare is coming to an end. Looks like a good-un, though.

[FlyingEgret]

16 minutes ago, bosawks said:

How does Kathy think one actually turns fire off?

With a Bacarrat remote - obviously...

[sistermagpie]

There's Rinna offering an explanation for why Erika's never been sympathetic to the victims at all--because that's the one thing she can't do according to her lawyers, who Erika always listens to. Sure, that makes sense.

Meanwhile, her lawywer thinks she's, what was it? The most courageous thing he'd ever seen? Sure.

A bit chilling to everyone toasting to her "coming out on top" since that's basically rooting for her to get the money before those orphans and burn victims.

It's nice having Erika reveal herself to be faking it with Sutton and Sutton, proving her radar right again, saying that she doesn't buy it.