Doublemint October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Gobi said: Or gills and no nose. Don't give them any ideas! 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Holy shit there's still an hour to go. Send help. Just now, magemaud said: Her nose is caving in as it is If she hasn't had at least three nose jobs I'll eat my hat. She's perilously close to Michael Jackson territory. 4 1 6 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Holy shit there's still an hour to go. Send help. Sit by me and have some maple syrup whiskey 4 1 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Holy shit there's still an hour to go. Send help. Maybe I should have adopted a Saint Bernard dog with little whiskey keg around his neck for times like this. 5 Link to comment
AR Traveler October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Even Shrek's ogre girlfriend Fiona was better looking and more interesting, were I ever to talk to an ogre. 3 4 Link to comment
MagicEyes October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, magemaud said: Her nose is caving in as it is One thing I’ve learned from watching many hours of Botched is that kind of nose isn’t a good idea and she probably can’t breathe through it. 4 2 2 Link to comment
Shelbie October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 I would be so bored spending 2 hours on my makeup every day. Wonder how long it takes to take it all off. 3 1 1 Link to comment
judylo October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: Igor, I can get ready in 35 minutes and not stab you with my nails if you wanna cuddle... He’s cute and all but do you wanna cuddle a Nazi? 3 4 Link to comment
MagicEyes October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Maybe I should have adopted a Saint Bernard dog with little whiskey keg around his neck for times like this. It’s never too late! 1 4 Link to comment
Doublemint October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Geez, a coordinated Santa. He's got a suit leaning towards purple in a room painted purple. Help, I'm analyzing commercials. 4 Link to comment
Eldemarge October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, magemaud said: Her nose is caving in as it is What do you mean? Edited October 30, 2023 by Eldemarge 1 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Shelbie said: I would be so bored spending 2 hours on my makeup every day. Wonder how long it takes to take it all off. I spend five minutes plucking my chin hairs and that’s enough for me. 2 16 1 Link to comment
Eldemarge October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: Sit by me and have some maple syrup whiskey We are now best friends. 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Why is she meeting her sister in the middle of the forest? 1 4 Link to comment
Gobi October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Her witchy powers seem to be failing her. 2 6 Link to comment
MagicEyes October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Holy shit there's still an hour to go. Send help. My only excuse for sitting through so many hours of this show is that I don’t have a life. 3 1 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 That ain’t coffee Ashley…that is sugar and syrup and cream with a squirt of coffee. 4 2 1 Link to comment
Bees52 October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Shelbie said: I would be so bored spending 2 hours on my makeup every day. Wonder how long it takes to take it all off. What gets me is, she did all that surgery to fix her face to her exact liking, and then covers all that with make up to fix it even more. Makes no sense. 6 2 Link to comment
MagicEyes October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Why is she meeting her sister in the middle of the forest? It’s a good place to bury a body. 1 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, sainte-chapelle said: That ain’t coffee Ashley…that is sugar and syrup and cream with a squirt of coffee. And it costs six bucks! 4 1 Link to comment
Gobi October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Why is she meeting her sister in the middle of the forest? The magic is strong there, and she may need advice from the sylvan nymphs. 2 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Assley is now realizing the kind of person Manny is, one that she has nothing in common with? But the sex is great so that trumps everything else. 7 Link to comment
AR Traveler October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 "Sex is the bomb but we can't communicate worth a damn"-Ashley 5 4 Link to comment
magemaud October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Bees52 said: What gets me is, she did all that surgery to fix her face to her exact liking, and then covers all that with make up to fix it even more. Makes no sense. And filters photographs like Darcey and Stacey 7 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Bees52 said: What gets me is, she did all that surgery to fix her face to her exact liking, and then covers all that with make up to fix it even more. Makes no sense. I have noticed that people who have a lot of facial surgery and botox have awful skin. The texture isn't smooth, it looks rough and uneven. Probably needs a lot of makeup to make it look more even? 4 5 Link to comment
Red Bridey October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Rushing in, just back after a fun night at ABBA Mania! Will have to watch from the beginning so will duck out again. Oops, I forgot to get my paperwork in so apologies to management!!! 3 5 Link to comment
judylo October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 I can’t follow this phone business. Or maybe I just don’t want to! 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Sister Assley wants to stoke the fire. But that’s what she signed on for, right? 5 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Sister Assley wants to stoke the fire. But that’s what she signed on for, right? That’s what sisters are for! Somebody needs to stir up the drama on this show. 2 3 1 Link to comment
Eldemarge October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 I don't understand this. He has a phone. But... not on a phone plan? That must be it. Or she won't give him the password to the wifi. Girl, if he's going to be your husband, just add him to your phone plan! Don't be a weirdo! 5 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: We are now best friends. I’m willing to share 2 1 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, judylo said: I can’t follow this phone business. Or maybe I just don’t want to! SAME. Its so convoluted and so dull. And why is his family calling all the time? Can't Ashley just tell them to try in two days when he has a phone? Sheesh. 5 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Assley, consult your Ouija board. Manny isn’t here because you’re his soulmate. Get a fucking clue. 4 1 2 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: That ain’t coffee Ashley…that is sugar and syrup and cream with a squirt of coffee. It reminds me of the coffee milk drinks I had as a kid. Warm milk, sugar, a splash of coffee. 5 2 Link to comment
Gobi October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 (edited) "I didn't blow just the money, to be honest." Jasmine. Edited October 30, 2023 by Gobi 2 1 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Sister Assley wants to stoke the fire. But that’s what she signed on for, right? She gets a bonus from Sharp every time she says "red flag" or "doubt" 3 2 Link to comment
MagicEyes October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 I’m not convinced Jasmine really had butt implants. Her booty is so not poppin’. 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Eldemarge said: I don't understand this. He has a phone. But... not on a phone plan? That must be it. Or she won't give him the password to the wifi. Girl, if he's going to be your husband, just add him to your phone plan! Don't be a weirdo! Maybe she got him a Jitterbug. 1 7 Link to comment
Suzywriter October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, judylo said: I can’t follow this phone business. Or maybe I just don’t want to! He's doing something illegal or stringing along another magical sugar mama. 6 2 1 Link to comment
Eldemarge October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, MagicEyes said: I’m not convinced Jasmine really had butt implants. Her booty is so not poppin’. You might be comparing her butt to Nikki's, which has 10 implants in each cheek. 4 6 Link to comment
sandyskyblue October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 24 minutes ago, Suzywriter said: I have heard they are delicious. My late mother-in-law would make them, she loved them!! I never tried them! 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: SAME. Its so convoluted and so dull. And why is his family calling all the time? Can't Ashley just tell them to try in two days when he has a phone? Sheesh. It must be a plot device because it’s too stupid to be anything else. 4 1 1 2 Link to comment
Suzywriter October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: I don't understand this. He has a phone. But... not on a phone plan? That must be it. Or she won't give him the password to the wifi. Girl, if he's going to be your husband, just add him to your phone plan! Don't be a weirdo! She added him to her plan, but he doesn't want to wait 2 days for shipping. 3 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Suzywriter said: He's doing something illegal or stringing along another magical sugar mama. He's just another Luis. Only he didn't even spend a couple of days trying to hide his sleaze, unlike Luis. He just dove right in to the Shady Pool. 1 4 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 I'd rather they fight about that stupid sideways hat, to be honest. 7 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: I’m not convinced Jasmine really had butt implants. Her booty is so not poppin’. The surgeon made a mistake and injected her with lumpy mashed potatoes. 6 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 I don’t get the cell phone secrecy…my husband hears a ping, he is busy, he asks me to read his message to see if it is important…I do the same …who cares? 7 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: The surgeon made a mistake and injected her with lumpy mashed potatoes. That will come in handy when they don’t have any money for Thanksgiving dinner because Gino quit his job. 1 7 Link to comment
Suzywriter October 30, 2023 Share October 30, 2023 1 minute ago, sandyskyblue said: My late mother-in-law would make them, she loved them!! I never tried them! They just look too unnerving. I have made soup stock with them. That was good. 4 Link to comment
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