90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Shelbie]

Something is very wrong. Shekina’s boobs aren’t out on display.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Doublemint said:

I can't STAND Shakina and her Sister's accents.  Also hate them.

their voices are really grating

[MagicEyes]

There is so much plastic in these three people. Sarper looks like an action figure with plastic hair, and Shariyah looks like a mannequin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

I can't STAND Shakina and her Sister's accents.  Also hate them.

Not only are they all plastic, they are also so affected and phony.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

their voices are really grating

Listening to them talk is making my ears bleed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Something is very wrong. Shekina’s boobs aren’t out on display.

It’s a secret signal that they worked out the night before.

[kacesq]

That silly beret is not helping Sister Shekinah.

and Shekinah…you’re a grown ass woman getting excited over a social media post. Maybe reevaluate your priorities…

[Angry Moldovan2]

Where are they?

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, he's going to post on Instagram about Shekina. It must be true love. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

There is so much plastic in these three people. Sarper looks like an action figure with plastic hair, and Shariyah looks like a mannequin.

I am shrieking!! Action figure!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Aw, he's going to post on Instagram about Shekina. It must be true love. 

These people will do anything for social media content.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I am shrieking!! Action figure!!

With a personality to match!

[sainte-chapelle]

Bitch you asked to look at his phone..he just met you…he said no…and he is immature? Go see botched you bratz doll

[Suzywriter]

Delete those memories? So you *are* AI, plastic woman?

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

That silly beret is not helping Sister Shekinah.

and Shekinah…you’re a grown ass woman getting excited over a social media post. Maybe reevaluate your priorities…

Tell them! These folks seem to think nothing is real unless it's posted on a timeline.

[Doublemint]

Fisher Price ad - are they twins?  One's is white and one is black.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys why am I getting ads for potatoes? 

[Suzywriter]

7 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have a friend who collects vintage Corningware and PYREX. I almost bought it for her, it was only $15! I love old Revereware and Farberware pots and pans, I find them at the thrift shop for $5 or $6--I see them on Ebay for $35! 

My coffeemaker, Imelda.

This is a shot from online. The real Imelda is on a top shelf in the kitchen.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Fisher Price ad - are they twins?  One's is white and one is black.

And why do toys have to be so noisy?

[Gobi]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Fisher Price ad - are they twins?  One's is white and one is black.

They're chess pieces.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Tell them! These folks seem to think nothing is real unless it's posted on a timeline.

We are witnessing civilization circling the drain in real time.

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

My coffeemaker, Imelda.

This is a shot from online. The real Imelda is on a top shelf in the kitchen.

What a beauty. I’m a little jelly.

Kimberly is now having a decent time and has temporarily forgotten about the curved counter tops.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys why am I getting ads for potatoes? 

It's the I.Q. level of the cast.

[MagicEyes]

It’s nice that TJ is finally explaining what’s happening at the Endless Wedding.

[Auntie Anxiety]

While you’re washing his feet, would you mind giving his nails a trim?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Fisher Price ad - are they twins?  One's is white and one is black.

No idea, but that has happened in real life. Not common but hey, genes. 

[Gobi]

"The bride's father washes the groom's feet to symbolize that he is footing the bill."

[sainte-chapelle]

But when does she scream at the sky? Is that part of the ceremony?

[Bees52]

So often in the west a wedding is the bride's day. Y'all get the impression this is the groom's wedding, this time?

[MagicEyes]

I would not have the energy for this kind of wedding. I’m exhausted just watching it.

[Doublemint]

If they want a snack they could make smores.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I would not have the energy for this kind of wedding. I’m exhausted just watching it.

I’m a total diva so I’d love it

[Shelbie]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I would not have the energy for this kind of wedding. I’m exhausted just watching it.

I’m with you. I would be curled up in a corner sound asleep.

[Pepper Mostly]

I love how "spiritual" Kimberly shits all over the ancient, sacred traditions of her chosen husband's religion. 

[Gobi]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop using meth!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Happily married? Get back to me next week.

[Pepper Mostly]

The wedding guests are all saying "Geez, what a dud Kimberly is".

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I love how "spiritual" Kimberly shits all over the ancient, sacred traditions of her chosen husband's religion. 

She is only spiritual when it suits her…like Ashley 

[Shelbie]

What happens if Kimberly dreams of her next husband on her wedding night ?

[Pepper Mostly]

Mean girl? Takes one to know one, Mary. 

[Gobi]

Did they really point out that the kid flying to pick an apple was a simulation?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Did they really point out that the kid flying to pick an apple was a simulation?

For this audience? Yes.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Gobi said:

Did they really point out that the kid flying to pick an apple was a simulation?

Law suit disclaimer?

[Suzywriter]

That wedding must have cost zillions.

[Doublemint]

Mary is 5 months pregnant?   Skinny Minny!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

That wedding must have cost zillions.

Right ? Someone educate me but I thought traditionally the brides family is expected to cover the cost..not sure if dowry account for this but I think it is still done.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mary, face like a thundercloud, as usual. 

"Why doesn't your bitch mother just jump into the ocean already?"-Mary, probably. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So suddenly Brandan’s mother gives a shit about him?

[Red Bridey]

Brandan, your mother is right: a child is not good at this point in time.

[Gobi]

"I can't believe Brandan would give up his luxurious trailer for this!"

[kacesq]

Mary is such a pill.

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So suddenly Brandan’s mother gives a shit about him?

Cameras are involved.