90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Is she a bit of a dud?

She's the duddiest dud whoever dudded. The Mayor of Dudsville. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kim: I want to be with the man the man that I want to spend my life with (whatever the fuck that means).

Me: Tune in next week when TJ tells her what her duties are. Hilarity will ensue.

Maybe she finds out tonight - fingers crossed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

So Kenny and Armando are picking their surrogate based on looks? Tracks for them.

I’m sure if you asked them, they’d say that they are the least shallow people you’ll ever meet. No self-awareness there.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

And now, the traditional giving up her car by the bride.

DEAD

[Doublemint]

Enjoying this more than last night - that was a slog.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Wow, check out Cry babies hair, closer to god

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Enjoying this more than last night - that was a slog.

At least this is only 60 minute slog instead of the 120, so there are points just for that.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Kenny wept and waffled for a year, now having a baby is "our dream". Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Kenny, you fucking drama queen.

[Gobi]

"Hi! Welcome to Eggs Over Easy!"

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola peeps! Seems like only yesterday....oh wait. 

Has everyone had a nice Monday? I read all day. ALL DAY. 

At work. Shhhh....

Kenny gets on my last nerve.

[kacesq]

Yes Kenny…great fit is totally about looks. 
 

this scene makes me uncomfortable.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

This reminds me of nothing so much as that scene in Absolutely Fabulous when Patsy and Edina are hiring some male "entertainment". 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, kacesq said:

Yes Kenny…great fit is totally about looks. 
 

this scene makes me uncomfortable.

 

I agree, it’s like they are shopping for a designer sofa

[Auntie Anxiety]

So they don’t give a shit about the potential kid’s genetic background? Not shallow enough?

[Bees52]

When Kenny says, "wanting" he means "pushing" him to have a baby at 60 years old.

Is this how people really choose surrogates for their children??

[Angry Moldovan2]

Armando has a nose fetish, weird

[Gobi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

Armando has a nose fetish, weird

That blows.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So they don’t give a shit about the potential kid’s genetic background? Not shallow enough?

Right? I thought that surrogates had profiles with health history, education, interests etc.

[MagicEyes]

Frog adobo! Yum!

[Shelbie]

7 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

The Last Resort will never end. They’re doomed to eternity in “paradise” (aka a low- budget resort).

It’s like Hotel California.
You can check in any time you like. You can never leave.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mary tries to twist her sour puss into something resembling a smile for their intro card. The best she can do is some sort of grimace-y rictus. What a downer she is. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Shelbie said:

It’s like Hotel California.
You can check in any time you like. You can never leave.

More like a roach motel with that group.

[MagicEyes]

BRB. I can’t watch them kill these frogs.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yes Kenny…great fit is totally about looks. 
 

this scene makes me uncomfortable.

 

The creepy sexual comments! 🤢

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Right? I thought that surrogates had profiles with health history, education, interests etc.

Oh my sweet summer child. They only care about her NOSE.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Shelbie said:

It’s like Hotel California.
You can check in any time you like. You can never leave.

I saw that  Jovi punches  Egg.  Feeling cute might tune in

[Bees52]

Well, at least they're not pranking mom with testicle soup....

[Suzywriter]

"Baby chickens" is *better* than frogs?

Edited October 24, 2023 by Suzywriter

[kacesq]

Oh Brandan…this is an excellent idea! Let Mom meet your horrible girlfriend, participate in your wedding and trick her into eating something she probably wouldn’t agree to…this will definitely help your relationship.

Mary always sounds miserable. 

[Doublemint]

I think it's mean he's going to feed his Mom frog and say it's "chicken".

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Baby chickens is *better* than frogs?

Only in Turkey.

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Baby chickens is *better* than frogs?

Have you heard about balut?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Well, at least they're not pranking mom with testicle soup....

A) The night is yet young

B) Weird food is enshrined on the Bingo card. The niceties must be observed. 

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Right? I thought that surrogates had profiles with health history, education, interests etc.

Maybe they did that already and now are looking at the photos of the ones that pass the other criteria?

[kacesq]

I always smirk when I see the promos for Whitney Gore’s show with the fame whore dad and brother. What reality stardom does to people…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Brandan’s mother know that Mary is already pregnant? I think I dozed through that part.

[kacesq]

I also can’t believe we’re being subjected to fucking Family CHantel again. Cancel shows, TLC…you can do it…

[Gobi]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Maybe they did that already and now are looking at the photos of the ones that pass the other criteria?

That's cute.

[sainte-chapelle]

Late to the party;but Mary calling his mom a bitch…takes one to know one. He is marrying his mommy. Given me a break Mary, you are pregnant…of course you will marry him

[Red Bridey]

Nobody cares about Pedro and Chantel. Let them fade away into oblivion for the love of Dog!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh Brandan…this is an excellent idea! Let Mom meet your horrible girlfriend, participate in your wedding and trick her into eating something she probably wouldn’t agree to…this will definitely help your relationship.

Mary always sounds miserable. 

Mary is simply awful. She's so sour and demanding. What does she bring to the table, exactly? You're no prize, Mary. Work on that personality. Your middling looks won't last. 

[Shelbie]

Brandan’s mom may very well be a horrible woman but she won’t kiss Mary’s ass and Mary can’t forgive that.

[sainte-chapelle]

What is with the Katy Perry and Jlo ads…sorry but I don’t think class and sophisticated when I see them

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Brandan’s mom may very well be a horrible woman but she won’t kiss Mary’s ass and Mary can’t forgive that.

And where did Mary get the idea that she's all that? I am truly baffled. Just because pasty, weedy Brandan kisses her ass? She's hardly a femme fatale. I'd like Anfisa to smack her around. (Metaphorically, of course). 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarper, just treat this like an interview for a porn movie.

[judylo]

So God help me, I kinda like Sarper. He’s entertaining, at least! Good one-liners.

[Gobi]

Sarper is upset about Shariyah. It's the first time he met a woman and didn't have sex with her.

Edited October 24, 2023 by Gobi

[sainte-chapelle]

Sarper did fine…the sister was an intrusive bitch

[Doublemint]

I can't STAND Shakina and her Sister's accents.  Also hate them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, and now Shekina's sister will graciously allow Sarper to grovel.