90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

6 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I have a friend who collects vintage Corningware and PYREX. I almost bought it for her, it was only $15! I love old Revereware and Farberware pots and pans, I find them at the thrift shop for $5 or $6--I see them on Ebay for $35! 

I have the old clear glass coffee maker. It’s beautiful.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mary's afraid Brandan's mother will hate her. Maybe Mary will endear herself by barking out orders to her and demanding her utter, unquestioning obedience. 

Coming in at the end of Pillow Talk, I find myself enjoying Emily and Koben. They seem really comfortable together and they laugh a lot. Who knew? 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Here we go! Snark turned up for my Monday debut

[Red Bridey]

I'm here and I don't even know where to find my DMs!

[Bees52]

Hi all!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Has everyone had a nice Monday? I read all day. ALL DAY. 

Was a busy day. After my late morning nap, I took a shower, went to the market, came home and put the groceries away and then took the dog to the vet for her heartworm checkup. We stayed at the vet for a while because my pup has an anxiety attack (see Ashley) every time we are there so I’m trying to desensitize her. She’s a complicated canine. I love her!

[Pepper Mostly]

How will Kimberly survive, not complaining for an afternoon? She'll probably burst into flames.  

[judylo]

Hi all!

[kacesq]

Oh they have $$ for a wedding now?

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh they have $$ for a wedding now?

The TLC check must have come through.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandan is now keeping his balls in Mary’s purse so things are going better for them.

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[Pepper Mostly]

Mary is now telling Brandan what he can wear. Oy. 

[Suzywriter]

Why do women call a wedding "the biggest/most important" day of their lives? Maybe the most expensive?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god, $152 for their wedding finery! It could break the bank. 

[kacesq]

Aww she thinks weddings only happen once in a life…yep, sure. Marriage, especially on this franchise, lasts forever.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mary is quite the business mogul.

[Red Bridey]

Business mongrel more like.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola peeps! Seems like only yesterday....oh wait. 

Has everyone had a nice Monday? I read all day. ALL DAY. 

At work. Shhhh....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Why do women call a wedding "the biggest/most important" day of their lives? Maybe the most expensive?

In my life, biggest/most important = worst decision I ever made. Just saying.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Why do women call a wedding "the biggest/most important" day of their lives? Maybe the most expensive?

My wedding was a shitshow, and was done for under $500. Def not my bestest day

[Pepper Mostly]

Brandan's being a good boy and trying not to set Mary off. Yeah, that's healthy. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Brandan's being a good boy and trying not to set Mary off. Yeah, that's healthy. 

And I’m sure he’ll be able to keep it up long term…

[Gobi]

Shariyah must mean Shit Stirrer in some language.

[kacesq]

I am so not in tune with todays beauty trends….I mean…my brows aren’t waxy…

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shekky and her sister would make a good skit on SNL if it ever becomes funny again.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shekky and her sister would make a good skit on SNL if it ever becomes funny again.

The bitchy sister

[Pepper Mostly]

Watching Shekina trying to wrest her frozen face into something like an expression is truly an awe inspiring sight. 

[judylo]

These sisters are … strange.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

The bitchy sister

Well, it is a Bingo square. The standards must be upheld. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did someone give Kimberly an edible or six in an effort to turn her frown upside down?

[kacesq]

Indian weddings always look like so much fun.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Poor Jennay never got this with Some meat

[Doublemint]

Namaste - ready for the wedding and fighting.

[Bees52]

Once again the family and friends make more sense than the fiances. He's not the right guy for Shek, other than they photograph well together.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The bride’s mom pinches the groom’s ass nose as per tradition.

[kacesq]

She’s way too happy. I believe the edible theory lol.

[Angry Moldovan2]

What a spectacular wedding

[judylo]

So remember a few weeks ago I thought I’d spotted Seema of Indian Matchmaking? I realized the next week it was Kim’s stepmom!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seems like Kimberly finally found some time to look up Indian Weddings on Wikipedia,

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

What a spectacular wedding

It looks like a blast. Well, if there was a different bride, anyway. 

[Shelbie]

I think Kimberly has had more than one edible.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kimberly is not wearing the spectacular gold jewelry Indian brides usually wear. Her MIL is holding out on her. And who could blame her. 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Awwwws cry baby and Armando 

[kacesq]

So Kenny and Armando are picking their surrogate based on looks? Tracks for them.

[Bees52]

After all this celebration and ceremony, they better stay together, forEVAH.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim: I want to be with the man the man that I want to spend my life with (whatever the fuck that means).

Me: Tune in next week when TJ tells her what her duties are. Hilarity will ensue.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. Mary talks smack about her guy's mother to his face. Who are these idiots? In what world is this a good idea? 

[Angry Moldovan2]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It looks like a blast. Well, if there was a different bride, anyway. 

Is she a bit of a dud?

[MagicEyes]

The Last Resort will never end. They’re doomed to eternity in “paradise” (aka a low- budget resort).

[Gobi]

And now, the traditional giving up her car by the bride.