90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine dials the crazy up to 11.

[Hotel Snarker]

The fucking audacity of his fat friend.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I really, really hope Johnny wears that hazmat suit all the way to Idaho. The first meeting scene would be so magical.

He got it a Pole's Esty shop.

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I can’t snark on Wiccans.,..my BFF is Wiccan and she made me charms and did some spells/chants after my dad died. I honestly found it very comforting and soothing.

Me either. I wouldn't say I've "dabbled" but I did consider myself a Pagan for years and there's a fair amount of crossover. And of course, there are Wiccans everywhere where I live. 

6 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Aren’t they suppose to be dancing naked under a full moon around a fire in the woods?!?

Not necessarily. Depends on what their coven's ritual is. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ella in that head shot reminds me of Whitney Thore

[Suzywriter]

Ella is very pretty, if she could stop saying racist classist insulting things.

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I wonder how the stigma is for divorced men in China.

Especially for someone who has a kid full time.

I think the kid lives with Johnny's parents full time, and Johnny lives there too. 

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

Everyone on here looks 15 years older than they actually are.

Well ok except that Shauna Rae person.

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

A Chinese redneck cowboy. Man, this season is TRASH.

I don’t think he understands what it takes to be a redneck. Lol. He should be grateful. I don’t think he has it. Lol 

[Gobi]

Jasmine's boobs are trying to escape!

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Everyone on here looks 15 years older than they actually are.

Then there is the commercial for the woman who stopped physically growing at 8 years old.  Quite the contrast!

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Ella in that head shot reminds me of Whitney Thore

She also is very fond of auto tuning her photos.

@Angry Moldovan  are you still with us?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The fucking audacity of his fat friend.

Right? He dresses like a dirty slob.

[magemaud]

Don't smoke, Shauna Rae, it will stunt your growth! 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I think the kid lives with Johnny's parents full time, and Johnny lives there too. 

I know.

So im  wondering what the stigma is for him and his ability to get a hometown gal.

[Doublemint]

Just no to this new show with the 22 yr old who looks 8.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, magemaud said:

Don't smoke, Shauna Rae, it will stunt your growth! 

Too late!

[Suzywriter]

13 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I'm just gonna say it.

Kimbally is ugly and Useman aka Sojaman has gay face or meth face.

Gay face. Maybe both gay and meth. My gaydar pinged immediately. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Well ok except that Shauna Rae person.

I think that's because she has a growth stunt that makes her look like an 11-year-old forever.

[Gobi]

Please, please tell me that Shauna Rae doesn't have an Only Fans!

[Floatingbison]

Chinese cowboy!   Circle takes the square!

[Suzywriter]

Dammit, I start dancing as soon as I hear the opening of the Baby Got Back clip.

[TazDevil]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is TLC preparing us for a 600Lb. Life crossover? 

Fingers crossed!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Gay face. Maybe both gay and meth. My gaydar pinged immediately. 

Was it Useman who was sleeping in the same bed with one of his friends during his season with BGL?

[Angry Moldovan]

Sorry guys I’m way behind., had to cut wifi and use cellular 

[TMI]

This season is full of delusionally desperate people!

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Well ok except that Shauna Rae person.

Alright guys, let's predict: Will Shauna Rae end up being trashy?

[tvrox]

29 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Wouldn’t it be funny if Hamza’s friend who is driving speaks fluent English! 

It seems like he might! He was covering his face in embarrassment at one point at their conversation. 

[greekmom]

Did that idiot keep his hat on the whole time?

[Frozendiva]

Jasmine wakes up with makeup? Gino slept in the t shirt and hat? Ugh.

[OneGuy]

How could Gino not have slept great with his hat on Jasmine?

[hookedontv]

Just popping in to say hi, haven’t started watching tonight’s episode but have read a few comments, priceless as usual. 
 

My gaydar is pinging loudly with Gino again. “Blew me away” holy hell, the “giggles.” 

[Straycat80]

Gino: I slept good…In my hat. (?). 

[Auntie Anxiety]

We watch as Jasmine takes her first pregnancy test ion 3.....2.....1

[tvrox]

Blew you away... hm... 

[Hotel Snarker]

Imagine hearing Gino’s laugh in the darkness.

[SunnyBeBe]

Nine more minutes!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I know.

So im  wondering what the stigma is for him and his ability to get a hometown gal.

Divorce is common in China. 

[TazDevil]

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[EtheltoTillie]

More Gino laughing. Stop! 

[Toodleoo]

Blew me away! hyuck hyuck hyuck

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Did that idiot keep his hat on the whole time?

His head would have hatmarks.

[For Cereals]

A whole season of Gino and Jasmine giggling…gonna have a drinking problem by the time this season is over.

[Eldemarge]

GROSS.   

Gino is disgusting. 

[greekmom]

If Gino doesn't die from too much sex, I'll be shocked.

[Armchair Critic]

Has he stapled that hat to his head? Does he think we don't see all that temple on the sides?

[Doublemint]

Okay - a Panama hat worn by a laughing hyena.

[Hotel Snarker]

Take the fucking hat off, Gino.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Imagine hearing Gino’s laugh in the darkness.

I'd probably be hoping for the demon under the bed to grab me.

[seasons]

Hmmm...

Not sure if jasmine is a big fat liar, but Howard stern used to say that ugly guys like him are good in bed because they have to try harder. 

[TMI]

Please Gino take a shower!