90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS SHIT?! 😳

No idea. No idea if it is true.

[Tuneful]

20 hours ago, Zombness said:

Oh my....Cesar the stud....he is dating two women!!!!

Desperate creation by the production crew because Cesar is so B-O-R-I-N-G

20 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tania will date a buffalo if it keeps her on the show.

It's like the old saying, "If ya can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bulls**t." 

After one of Tania's monologues, there was dead silence on the set, at least 5-10 seconds. I don't think I've ever seen that. Everyone was sprawled and looked glazed over. That was some world-class psychotic rambling. 

Edited December 6, 2022 by Tuneful

[LEILANI2]

19 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

But I also think that Debbie is manipulative with her guilt, tears and walking away.  Debbie should have found a new husband when Colt was still young.  Would have benefited both of them. 

I think the dad just passed away 13 years ago. Colt was already grown when the dad passed.

[DanaMB]

2 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Rumors are it is

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Jamal 

Good for her!!!

[Polliwollidoodle]

10 hours ago, Granny58 said:

Tania sounds perfect for a spiritual marriage a la Sister Wives

Actually I think Seeking Sister Wives would be a perfect fit.

[sagittarius sue]

*Warning:  Tonight's final part of the Tell Nothing is scheduled for two hours instead of one.  I don't know if I can take it.

[Frozendiva]

I would think it would run just over one hour and then have a preview of the Paradise show that starts next week. 

[Hotel Snarker]

6 hours ago, sagittarius sue said:

*Warning:  Tonight's final part of the Tell Nothing is scheduled for two hours instead of one.  I don't know if I can take it.

NOOOOOOO! I was scheduled to do some work tonight after the show ended. Goddammit TLC you are swallowing me whole! Arrr!

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

NOOOOOOO! I was scheduled to do some work tonight after the show ended. Goddammit TLC you are swallowing me whole! Arrr!

I feel your pain.  I usually switch to Rachel Maddow at 8:00 (CST) or I could watch His Dark Materials.  Of course I could watch either on Demand.  I could do the same with Single Life, but I'd miss you all on the Chat.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hoi y’all! Been a blah Monday for me so far, but I hope I get lifted up by the Single Life snark! It’ll be on 🔥!

[Frozendiva]

And now it is the end!

[Zombness]

Good evening everyone!!!   Just heard the bad news....two hours!  Hope I can take it!

[sainte-chapelle]

What loser from the franchise is Ronnie dating?

[Mindthinkr]

Good evening. I’m here for this nonsense. 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 hours ago, sagittarius sue said:

*Warning:  Tonight's final part of the Tell Nothing is scheduled for two hours instead of one.  I don't know if I can take it.

Jesus,  haven't we suffered enough? 

Seriously, my laptop won't hold a charge that long. I'll hang in as long as I can. Just for you, my Primetimer peeps. 

[Doublemint]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

NOOOOOOO! I was scheduled to do some work tonight after the show ended. Goddammit TLC you are swallowing me whole! Arrr!

I was planning some work tonight after the show too.  Rats.

[sainte-chapelle]

I hope the second hour is that Paradise show

[Pepper Mostly]

Aaaaaand we're off! I'll start: Fuck you Colt, you are an overgrown baby, waaaah, waaaaaaaah! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m here and I have a mountain of respect for each and every one of you.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I hope the second hour is that Paradise show

Hope springs eternal. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt is one of those people who will forever shift the blame and make it like he has absolutely no control or agency over his life, even though he is a grown ass adult.

[Zombness]

Tif...right on point on Colt.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt, last time I checked, the phone works both ways.

[Suzywriter]

On 12/5/2022 at 7:57 PM, Granny58 said:

Ok, time to see how far they sit from the rug.

I love the rug!!

[Gobi]

🎼Colt’s gonna make it on his own🎼

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I hope the second hour is that Paradise show

They'll probably show a brief preview near the end, and then come back to this schlock.

[Mr. Miner]

Have they ever mentioned what planet Tim is from?

[Mindthinkr]

Since the is the first time I’m seeing the Tell All…Wtf is up with Tim’s pants? Weird, but then again I’m. It on top of current styles. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I don't feel like I have a mother". These two are seriously enmeshed, and in a really, really  sick way.

Tiffany pipes up "You'll have to learn to do things on your own. I mean, my son is 11 and he's home on his own right now! He's mowing the lawn and paying the bills and has a job, besides being my emotional support system."

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I was planning some work tonight after the show too.  Rats.

I assumed it was another 42 minutes of delightful quick trash! I didn’t drink enough for 2 hours!

[OneGuy]

Here to see Shaun audition for the part of a lamp post in some movie or docudrama.

[Suzywriter]

Colt needs a diagnosis.

[OneGuy]

Tony's got to feel good that Deb is with him because "she has nowhere else to go."

[goofygirl]

Why the fuck are we listening to Coltee's horseshit??  Who gives two craps about what this moron has to say!  Go away Coltee.  You're toast.

SHUT UP COLTEE!!  GO AWAY!

Edited December 13, 2022 by goofygirl

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Have they ever mentioned what planet Tim is from?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Frozendiva]

Colt expects to fix what will take years of therapy in a few minutes of this show?

[Hotel Snarker]

Let's send Colt backstage. Enough.

[sainte-chapelle]

Colt is one to talk about superficial relationships 

[Pepper Mostly]

On the one hand Colt is all mad that Debbie has a boyfriend, but he is on his what, third wife? Why does he get to run off chasing poontang but if Debbie tries to live her own life he gets all offended. Fuck him. He's a dick but we all knew that. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Colt needs a diagnosis.

He’s certifiably cray cray.

[Zombness]

Tony is the man.!!!..................never talke to Colt again in his life....I totally agree with him

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Colt needs a diagnosis.

He needs a room with no sharp objects allowed and some strong drugs. He is certifiable. 

[Gobi]

Can we have Larissa join in?

[OneGuy]

If any of this is remotely real, the people on stage out way too much weight on what Colt has to say.

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt: Stop talking about my dad! Even though I'm the one who brought it up! 

Love how masterfully Shawn handled that situation. Hahaha, I kill me. 

[Doublemint]

Tony is taking care of Debbie and "has her back".   Colt is a horrible human being.

[Hotel Snarker]

Coltee: “What do you like about Debbie?”

Tony: “She’s kind. She’s loving. She’s sweet.”

Us: “No, Tony, he asked about Debbie.”

[sainte-chapelle]

Colt is pissed he can’t blame this failing marriage on Debbie 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now Colt is blaming Tony for controlling Deb. Oy vey iz mir.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Can we have Larissa join in?

I would give a lung to see this. 

Just now, OneGuy said:

If any of this is remotely real, the people on stage out way too much weight on what Colt has to say.

Right? And now Colt is backstage whinging that he's afraid his mother will never talk to him again. Dude. If you hadn't gone out guns blazing, telling her what a crap mother she was, maybe she would.