90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[LEILANI2]

Nutalie has been married 4x and not had kids, thank god for the non existent children. Imagine having this narcissistci loon for a mother.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A divorce isn’t necessary when your spouse wasn’t your soulmate to begin with.

Nutalie.

The future bunny-boiler

[magemaud]

13 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

TIM was the sexiest man at the bar?? 

It was obviously a very low bar. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t remember Natalie being this over the top during her first season with Mike

[Auntie Anxiety]

Josh, run, don’t walk. Get away from her. Secure all your children and their pets.

[Pepper Mostly]

Natalie: "Its important for me to be committed". 

Pepper Mostly: "Truer words were never spoken, Natalie. You are as nutty as an Almond Joy"

[charmed1]

Mike looks like Mike “The Situation.” 

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Someone needs to hook horny Tania up with the Skipper’s sex toy supplier.

Maybe Debbie won’t need “BOB” anymore. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I think she wants forever and he wants to get laid.

[judylo]

My sister says Josh is Jewish, so why is devout Christian Nutalie after him?

[sainte-chapelle]

Will Natalie slap this guy too?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie isn’t going to age well. That hawk nose and pointy chin scream “crone” to me.

[LEILANI2]

Surely Josh can find a more mature woman. If he wanted a giddy silly woman, he could actually date someone in their twenties and not a 37 year old Glenn Close.

[Frozendiva]

Caesar, that is a lot of look.

[sainte-chapelle]

The Ukrainian segments make me sad…and not for Ceasar

[magemaud]

Caesar, fix that tie! 
is David in the limo? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait! Is Caesar planning to pull a date out of his hat?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Caesar, that is a lot of look.

He looks like the Monopoly man

Edited September 20, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Frozendiva]

Awww. Caes, you were hoping for the 15 girls for every boy scenario.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Jesus. Cesar. This is his version of "well dressed"? He looks like a cross between an eight year old in his first Communion suit, a bellhop, and a used car salesman. 

[LEILANI2]

That hat and bow tie is not 'well dressed' unless you're homeless and found it dumpster diving.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Central Casting is getting a work out tonight.

[Hotel Snarker]

Is he for real? This is a joke right?

[charmed1]

He looks like such a wide-bottom doofus. I’d love to watch this limo full of awkward maladjusted johns, but my dog just showed me his belly and I have priorities.

[LEILANI2]

Why do these three men look like actors, sex tourists usually don't want to be filmed unless they're the star of the 90 Day Franchise.

[Mindthinkr]

Competition? I’d open the door to that limo and then close it. No getting in it for me. 

Edited September 20, 2022 by Mindthinkr

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Awww. Caes, you were hoping for the 15 girls for every boy scenario.

Bless his dumb heart. He is so utterly divorced from reality. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Awww. Caes, you were hoping for the 15 girls for every boy scenario.

He’d have better luck in an Independent Living facility. My 99yo father had his pick of women, enough so that he rejected any woman with varicose veins. I wish was kidding.

[sainte-chapelle]

Soooo the limo is full of wealthier guys and Ceasar is there scraping money together for a trip he cannot afford to find a wife he doesn’t need or can afford.

Edited September 20, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[LEILANI2]

Let me think, do I want the 'crypto' millionaire or the nail technician.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Soooo the limo is full of wealthier guys and Ceasar is there scraping money together for a trip he cannot afford to find a wife he doesn’t need or afford.

And it looks like it's wintertime in Ukraine.  What an idiot!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Let me think, do I want the 'crypto' millionaire or the nail technician.

It’s like Barbie’s Dream Date. No one wanted to date Poindexter.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Soooo the limo is full of wealthier guys and Ceasar is there scraping money together for a trip he cannot afford to find a wife he doesn’t need or afford.

If Caesar had game, he could find a sugar mama. Those lockup felons do it all the time.

[OneGuy]

Is that Tania or Veronica?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess it’s a casual first date, Huh?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

And it looks like it's wintertime in Ukraine.  What an idiot!

If he did his research before plopping down the cash he would find out that usually then process starts with a dating party that has up to 30 other men. 

[DanaMB]

7 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

The Ukrainian segments make me sad…and not for Ceasar

Same. It’s heartbreaking. 

[Pepper Mostly]

They talk all the time but she doesn't know anything about him? What do they talk about exactly? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Veronica asks him a question and then doesn’t let him answer. And he’s going to love Tim.

[Pepper Mostly]

So maybe that's why Caesar was wearing a top hat? He's planning to win the women over with some magic tricks? 

[LEILANI2]

Veronica's date looks like he's from Central Casting too.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Veronica asks him a question and then doesn’t let him answer. And he’s going to love Tim.

And of course Tim is there. Lying in wait, like a spider. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Tim being at Veronica’s house was not producer driven. Am I right or what?

[Frozendiva]

How awkward.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They talk all the time but she doesn't know anything about him? What do they talk about exactly? 

This is fake as hell. They have zero in common and not a good enough date for him to be invited for a nightcap.

[MagicEyes]

Tim is so not over Veronica. I don’t care what he says.

[Pepper Mostly]

Veronica! For fucks sake! Take Tim aside, tell him in no uncertain terms to get the fuck out, and enjoy your nightcap! 

[LEILANI2]

This whole thing is so out of character for both of them, but I guess they need a paycheck and I will allow it.

Edited September 20, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

How awkward.

That's putting it mildly. Tim's a dink.

[judylo]

Totally scripted but that date is a dweeb.