S11.E05: The Divided States Of Erika

[Keywestclubkid]

Election night takes a turn when Kyle and Dorit's past Issues resurface; Erika's shocking announcement is the topic of conversation at Sutton's Paris-themed luncheon; Crystal opens up about a difficult period in her life 

Original airdate 6/16/2021 

Edited June 16, 2021 by Keywestclubkid

[Keywestclubkid]

I am so looking forward to an episode that isn't focused on Sutton crying with her damn facial roller and acting irrational... Bring on the gossiping about Erika and Tom 

Edited June 16, 2021 by Keywestclubkid

[Feech]

Yeah.

Let’s watch Tom as he is crying and acting irrational.

That’s the plan to beat the rap!

Edited June 16, 2021 by Feech

[Straycat80]

I watched The Housewife and the Hustler on Hulu. Looking at Tom and Erika is waaaay different light now! 

[RealHousewife]

Love bean 🙄

Don't kill me for saying this guys, but PK looks cute with glasses. 

Dorit's look reminds me of Cher Horowitz.  

Edited June 17, 2021 by RealHousewife

[bosawks]

4 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

Love bean 🙄

Don't kill me for saying this guys, but PK looks cute with glasses. 

Dorit reminds me of Cher Horowitz. 

He is also dressed somewhat age appropriate.

I had to do a double take.

[JD5166]

I do hate that I kind of like Dorit and PK, she also looks super cute. I would watch her take Kyle down. 

[Straycat80]

Tom’s memory seemed very good a year ago, curious he’s now claiming he has Alzheimer’s. 

[bosawks]

The shade production, the shade with the lingering shot on Rinna during Crystal’s talk about her eating issues 

[Feech]

Next week for her five minutes Crystal will share with us how she suffers with the  heartbreak of psoriasis?

 

[Julyolo]

It seems like the only way someone can be friends with Kyle is if they conform to her idea of how a friendship should be? And then Kyle will continue to question whether or not you are really her friend. Ad infinitum.

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Feech said:

Next week for her five minutes Crystal will share with us how she suffers with the  heartbreak of psoriasis?

 

Kim Kardashian's already shared her heartbreak with hers. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Crystal is such a bitch that she is being kind to Sutton I mean how dare she right?

[FlyingEgret]

As much as I despise Dorit, I agree she is in the right with Kyle always interrupting

[RealHousewife]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

As much as I despise Dorit, I agree she is in the right with Kyle always interrupting

Kyle is just quick to flip out when it comes to Dorit. The way she spoke to her last year in particular was so ugly. 

[Mr. Miner]

I’ve hated Dorit since her first season. I remember when PK was compared to a boiled ham on this forum. 😀

[bosawks]

I think it would be less annoying being interrupted by Kyle if she had more interesting things to say.

[Julyolo]

Put Crystal's picture in the dictionary next to the word OVERTHINKING.

[WaltersHair]

The complete lack of Erika in the first half hour is more than suspicious. That's what people are here for, not a Kyle/Dorit summit, middle aged women wearing sparkly barrettes in their hair, or Sutton driving a car. Well, maybe the car p0rn is good.

Edited June 17, 2021 by WaltersHair

[Feech]

Crystal: “Rob is a nice guy… much nicer than me.”

Rob: “So was Saddam Hussein and John Wayne Gacy.” (Under his breath)

[Mr. Miner]

Don’t let the door hit you in your dog dumping ass! 🖕🏻

[Keywestclubkid]

Where does Sutton’s money come from? A 380k car a 35k party...

[Feech]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Where does Sutton’s money come from? A 380k car a 35k party...

From her husband in the divorce.

She earned that the old fashioned way.

[Julyolo]

Interesting about Sutton's "powder room". Cuz you know sometimes words have two meanings.

[Keywestclubkid]

Lol Harry never seeming to want to be anywhere near Lisa 

1 minute ago, Feech said:

From her husband in the divorce.

She earned that the old fashioned way.

I’m sure whatever he paid to get away from her and her rolling her face and crying I’m sure was worth it 

[bosawks]

I’d make fun of Harry and that garden but I’m too consumed by jealousy over his green thumb I can’t think of anything.

Edited June 17, 2021 by bosawks

[RealHousewife]

28 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

I do hate that I kind of like Dorit and PK, she also looks super cute. I would watch her take Kyle down. 

I like a lot of their scenes. I also live for Dorit's Barbie Glam. Suck it Kyle!

[Keywestclubkid]

Next season Harry files for divorce lol 

[Julyolo]

Don't get too sure of your oral expertise Lisa Rinna. Harry was married to Ursula Andress before you, you know.

[Feech]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Lol Harry never seeming to want to be anywhere near Lisa 

I’m sure whatever he paid to get away from her and her rolling her face and crying I’m sure was worth it 

Actually except for Garcelle I think Sutton would be the one most men would prefer.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Feech said:

Actually except for Garcelle I think Sutton would be the one most men would prefer.

An emotionally unstable woman who kept list of what people said about her.. yea the men must be running to her lol 

[RealHousewife]

Eh, Rinna's probably telling the truth, TMI as it is. Anytime I don't get how someone who has options is with somebody crazy, I figure they must be great in the sack. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Kyle with her pretty woman after the makeover look 

[JD5166]

That bag is ugly AF.

[Julyolo]

Sutton's actually displaying her jewelry from her store to entice her friends to buy it at her party? Shades of High Rent Tupperware.

[Straycat80]

8 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

Don't get too sure of your oral expertise Lisa Rinna. Harry was married to Ursula Andress before you, you know.

He was never married to Ursula but they have a son together. I hate myself for knowing this. 🙄

Edited June 17, 2021 by Straycat80

[RealHousewife]

Let's hope Rinna Rinnas this season.

 

 

[Feech]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

An emotionally unstable woman who kept list of what people said about her.. 

Dude that’s every woman I ever met! Just sayn’

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Feech said:

Dude that’s every woman I ever met! Just sayn’

A real southern lady hides her crazy lol 

All of this for Erika to show up in the last 3 mins ugh 

[Wicked]

I love Kyle's old house, I think she should move back in too

[Straycat80]

I’ll say one thing about this group, they do throw some fancy parties.

[Door County Cherry]

4 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

That bag is ugly AF.

*small voice* I quite like it.  Not 100K like it but like it. 

[JD5166]

OT WHY IS THERE A KARDASHIAN REUNION? Make it stop......

[Mr. Miner]

Don’t be so proud Lisa. Like guys like to say “the worst BJ I ever had, was wonderful”.

[JD5166]

Just now, Door County Cherry said:

*small voice* I quite like it.  Not 100K like it but like it. 

I really have very little taste, but I do have a beautiful Jimmy Choo that I am afraid to carry. Lol

[Julyolo]

So I guess Erica will show up at the end of this episode. Frankly Bravo is no better than Tom Girardi. Always promising to give us something and then making us wait forever.

[RealHousewife]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

A real southern lady hides her crazy lol 

Hehe I can confirm this!  

[Straycat80]

They’re going to drag this storyline with Tom/Erika out for the rest of this season aren’t they? It’s not like we don’t know what’s been happening over the last six plus months. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Could no one clean up the leaves all over the steps? That’s bugging the hell out of me 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Could no one clean up the leaves all over the steps? That’s bugging the hell out of me 

Just about to post this, but knowing these ladies it's probably an actual decoration