S17. E02: Week 2

[Lamb18]

Let's chat! Who will be the first to cry?

[Lamb18]

Katie says everyone here has to take this seriously - but I sure don't!

[JenE4]

The ladies dish over three glasses of milk and a bowl of fruit salad. Milk!  Why don’t they have mimosas or something fun?

[bosawks]

19 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

Let's chat! Who will be the first to cry?

I’m going to go with me….

[FlyingEgret]

24 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

Let's chat! Who will be the first to cry?

Did anyone not have Mike the cross wearing, gym owning Virgin?

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[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I’m going to go with me….

This virgin gym owner is welling up! Any second now…

[Lamb18]

I think the virgin guy is already crying.

[SallyAlbright]

I hate these dates. Not fun, not interesting, and 100% designed to make this virgin guy uncomfortable. We get it, Katie likes sex. Can we hear something else about her personality now?

[alexa]

Because you should want to do this all in public of course.

[Lamb18]

The song wasn't bad.

[FlyingEgret]

Peaches

That was funny

[Stats Queen]

6 minutes ago, SallyAlbright said:

I hate these dates. Not fun, not interesting, and 100% designed to make this virgin guy uncomfortable. We get it, Katie likes sex. Can we hear something else about her personality now?

I find them kind of gross myself.

[bosawks]

2 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

The song wasn't bad.

I am not ashamed to say I laughed.

[Lamb18]

That Karl is creepy. But the whole date is rather creepy. Let's see how Mike does.

[bosawks]

Odds on Karl being a jerk about this…

[TheFinalRose]

This date is CRINGE.  Mike handled it well but why did I have to sit through that? 

[Lamb18]

Mike redeemed himself. He did a good job with his, owning his virginity and not being ashamed of himself.

[JenE4]

Connor’s song was cute.

I’d take the man who cleans the house and has breakaway pants. I’d settle for just the house cleaning.

17 hours a day of nonstop action?! No, Karl! Nobody wants that! 

Mike the virgin managed to turn his “big reveal” into a heartfelt presentation. Good for him.

[tennisgurl]

Honestly that song wasn’t awful. I was kinda charmed. I really do question a guy who wants to wait until marriage to have sex to join a season that we all know is going to be horny as fuck with Katie as the star. On the other hand, Mike’s poem was pretty cute, I don’t think he’ll win but I can see Katie appreciating his sincerity. He owned the virgin thing quickly but didn’t make it into a whole thing, and came off very sweet. She did say she was open to finding someone really different than her...

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[JenE4]

Why does Connor still look like a cat even when he’s not wearing his cat costume?
ETA: And they kiss like cats in heat. Yikes!

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[Lamb18]

I like the owl.

[Sepalma23]

Wow Christian looks soooo much like Judge Reinhold!!

[Lamb18]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Why does Connor still look like a cat even when he’s not wearing his cat costume?

Maybe he's a Cheshire cat.

Karl is thinking more about himself than Katie.

[bosawks]

Everyone is just so shiny.

It must be hot as hell in there.

[Lamb18]

I think Katie's had a few drinks.

[truthaboutluv]

Wow, we got a shot of her spanx. Is that a first for this show?

[JenE4]

Jeeeeeesuuus. I think Thomas may have just impregnated Katie.

[Lamb18]

Oh oh, Karl is angry! Watch out guys!

[SallyAlbright]

12 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

Mike redeemed himself. He did a good job with his, owning his virginity and not being ashamed of himself.

Yeah, have to admit I was impressed. That took some guts and he managed to make it sincere and not preachy. Good on him. 

[reggiejax]

25 minutes ago, SallyAlbright said:

We get it, Katie likes sex. Can we hear something else about her personality now?

There would have to be more to her personality for that to happen. 

[tennisgurl]

Damn Katie was climbing him like a tree. Sex positivity aint just the seasons secret word. 

[tennisgurl]

Katie calling this the "wilderness" with finger quotes was funny. 

[JenE4]

Is this red tinted window street legal? This appears to be a safety hazard. How are you supposed to see emergency vehicle lights? I’m very concerned for their well-being. 

 

[FlyingEgret]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Is this red tinted window street legal? This appears to be a safety hazard. How are you supposed to see emergency vehicle lights? I’m very concerned for their well-being. 

 

I am so glad I wasnt the only one wondering about the window - very distracting!

[JenE4]

Please, please don’t make us watch Katie pee in a bucket! There’s such a thing as too much body positivity!

[Lamb18]

Greg seems more like a little brother.

[JenE4]

Greg is such a cutie!

[saber5055]

Are they fly fishing? Because he isn't doing it correctly. If not fly fishing, where's the bait? Oh, you mean the fishing is fake and for show only? Alrighty then. Plus way to show how much you love camping Katie, making Greg put up the tent, dig the latrine AND do the fishing while you stand around like a GIRL.

I hope they brought some sturdy bedrolls so they don't feel all those rocks under the tent. Except I doubt they are staying the night. At least not in the tent. Waiting for the showrunners to bring in some trout fillets all cooked up for the dinner they won't eat.

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Greg is such a cutie!

Yes. Agree totally. So I hope Katie doesn't pick him in the end and ruin his life.

[tennisgurl]

I like Greg, he seems like a sweet guy. Also, more camping dates please, I could look at the New Mexico scenery all day. 

[FlyingEgret]

3 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

Are they fly fishing? Because he isn't doing it correctly. If not fly fishing, where's the bait? Oh, you mean the fishing is fake and for show only? Alrighty then. Plus way to show how much you love camping Katie, making Greg put up the tent, dig the latrine AND do the fishing while you stand around like a GIRL.

I hope they brought some sturdy bedrolls so they don't feel all those rocks under the tent. Except I doubt they are staying the night. At least not in the tent. Waiting for the showrunners to bring in some trout fillets all cooked up for the dinner they won't eat.

Kind of disappointing they didnt even try to fake the campfire

[Rabithed]

Greg’s expressions. LOL, he’s super sweet. 

[SallyAlbright]

So far, Greg seems too normal for this show. I hope he doesn't win and finds a nice normal non-famewhore to marry rather than become a "Bachelor Nation" regular and Instagram influencer. 

[JenE4]

Oh, boy, Greg’s father also passed and he took him fishing?! It’s a wrap. They’re getting married.

[FlyingEgret]

Wow - they actaully had a real conversation at dinner - most shocking date ever!

[Lamb18]

I am so irritated! My streaming service dropped the episode and I just got it back. Did they catch any fish?

[saber5055]

I guess Katie had that dress and heels in her backpack.

Fireworks ... way to set the drought-stricken southwest on fire dumbasses.

[tennisgurl]

So Greg also tragically lost his father who also took him fishing?! Holy shit how do you say no to that? And with those dreamy puppy dog eyes to boot? 

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[saber5055]

1 minute ago, Lamb18 said:

Did they catch any fish?

Don't make me laugh. Of course not.

[bosawks]

Did Greg wander in from some other show?

[Lamb18]

2 minutes ago, SallyAlbright said:

So far, Greg seems too normal for this show. I hope he doesn't win and finds a nice normal non-famewhore to marry rather than become a "Bachelor Nation" regular and Instagram influencer. 

He better not go to Paradise and get ensnared by someone wearing a crown. (Not sure if saying the name would be a spoiler.)

Tayshia's Holstein cowboy boots.