Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

I have a confession to make. I snark with you, but I'm not in snark with you.

Till our next counseling session.

Great snark, as always.

Edited November 13, 2021 by Gobi

[Ladystardust]

Thanks for the snark tonight! I'm flying tomorrow to visit my grandma that I haven't seen in 2 years due to Covid. Triple vaxxed (just got the booster a few weeks ago) and I'm still nervous. Hope you all have a good weeken!

[candall]

I would like Andy Cohen to host a 30-minute LAL post-show with two of the castmates and a secret word to make up all chug-a-lug.

Next week, snarkmaties.

[Floatingbison]

I have the sudden urge to dig a koi pond in the front yard!

[OoogleEyes]

Hi Bunkies! Catching the last part from last week. I think that alcohol will need to be involved.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hello to the Snark Squad. Last night I had what was probably an anxiety dream, which I can’t really remember, except for the part where I told the person I was with in the dream that I was worried I wouldn’t be home in time for the Live Chat. I think it might have been a cry for help.🤔

[Pepper Mostly]

Greetings, my LAL peeps! Hope you're all staying out of trouble! Happy Friday!

[Gobi]

So will Daonte offer to donate a kidney to Tia so as to improve his standing with Nicolle?

Edited November 20, 2021 by Gobi

[OoogleEyes]

That's a giant jug of salsa

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicolle modeling wedding gowns = putting lipstick on a pig

Wonder how many times Daonte was dropped on his head this week.

[Pepper Mostly]

Daonte just sits there with that stupid grin on him. If I was his mother I'd smack him with a wooden spoon.

[OoogleEyes]

Wow that is some twisted way of thinking DaDumbTae

[Keywestclubkid]

im having anxiety 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Yeah, but tell us how you really feel, Lacy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lacey trying to twist her botoxed, frozen face into some sort of expression is really fascinating to watch.

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

im having anxiety 

Just don't smear mascara all over that dress--you haven't paid for it yet. 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Yeah, but tell us how you really feel, Lacy.

She needs to poke herself in the eye with those nails in order to generate at least *one* tear

[SemiCharmedLife]

Is "kinda freaky" a diagnosis, Dr?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chane’s list of things he wants Lacey to be like sort sounds like he would be better off just finding a different woman.

[Tuneful]

This is the only show I watch that makes me want to run to a hot shower and go through a bar of soap, a bottle of shampoo, and 20 pumps of sanitizer. 

Yet do I look away?   

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Lacey trying to twist her botoxed, frozen face into some sort of expression is really fascinating to watch

 

Speaking of lack of expression, Ray? Will you be joining us tonight?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Here we go, bunkies!

[Pepper Mostly]

My god Shawn is one ugly mofo. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Locked (up) and Loaded!

[OoogleEyes]

Is tonight the night we see the red suit?

[Pepper Mostly]

Come on, Mother Daonte! Smack some sense into that boy. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Derrick and Mama need to borrow Stan's straight jacket for Daonte.  He's lost his marbles.

[Gobi]

Can Daonte bring Nicolle Jr. as his plus one to the wedding?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte: Nobody understands.

Me: Because you’d have to be crazy to understand!

[Empress1]

I love Daonte’s friend just fully yelling at him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Derrick for president. That's it. 

[Keywestclubkid]

listen to your mama she didn't want your dick .. she didn't want you 

[Gobi]

"She cried at the sight of me." Well, yeah, who wouldn't? 

[Maybeitsme]

I cry at the sight of you too Deonte 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Derrick for president. That's it. 

And Mom for veep.

Did Derrick say he’s been married three times?!

Edited November 20, 2021 by Empress1

[Pepper Mostly]

Daonte: Mom! She cried at the sight of me!

Pepper Mostly: Because she can't believe she has any truck with an idiot like you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think Mother Daonte needs to make a plan to get Daonte institutionalized.

[Keywestclubkid]

I don't think she is manipulating him .. she has told him what she wants .. he is the one living in his fantasy of what Nicole and what she wants ... this is his crazy ass 

Edited November 20, 2021 by Keywestclubkid

[OoogleEyes]

Derek just wants to go along for the ride and to watch the show!

[goofygirl]

14 minutes ago, Gobi said:

So will Daonte offer to donate a kidney to Tia so as to improve his standing with Nicolle?

Kidney is about right!  I think Tia has LIVER problems!

[JenE4]

“The only thing you shared was your debit card, swiping that motherfucker!” Daonte’s friend is brilliant as always. MVP of this season.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Ooh, are those Gucci pants?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ray is going to dazzle the in-laws with his charm and personality!

[candall]

Nobody understands . . .  that I can READ NICOLLE'S MIND.  I know she loves me, I can tell by her eyes.  I know she wants me to come save her!  I.  Can.  TELL.

 

Daonte.  Poor guy.  (Idiot.)

[Gobi]

Whoa, Ray! Dial it down a couple of notches.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ray should practice his answer to a question about the restitution and how Britney isn’t going to be paying a cent of it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gotta hand it to Mama Brittany. She had a "list of demands"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Anyone else notice how all Britney's scenes involve wine? For someone trying to get knocked up that seems weird.

Edited November 20, 2021 by TooMuchRealityTV

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Whoa, Ray! Dial it down a couple of notches.

He is so "on", isn't he? So extra! 

[goofygirl]

I wonder if Ray took the witness stand in his trial?? This cross-examination is cringey!

[Maybeitsme]

Momma Brittany needs a better wig

 Like mother, like daughter