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This is the thread that's burdened with the glorious purpose of celebrating Loki quotes, such as the one where Loki has to sign the paperwork confirming everything he's ever said:

Drone (to Loki): "Please sign here. It's a document of everything you've ever said."

Loki: "What?" [Piece of paper comes down, with the word"What?"]  

Post your picks for the best Loki quotes here.

 

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“It’s been a long day, and I’ve had my fill of idiots in armor telling me what to do.”

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"What's a fish?!"

".....You're kidding, right?"

"I spend most of my time behind a desk."

Poor Casey. 😛

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Not exactly a quote, but if this was HBO, Loki Cooper winking at the flight attendant would ring the sexytime bell.

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Loki: I’m going to burn this place to the ground.

Mobius: I’ll show you where my desk is, you can start there.

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Loki's last line, just....makes me insides currrrl up! 

"I beg your pardon?" when Mobius tells Loki HE is the variant they're chasing.

What? Whaaaat?

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TVA agent: Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.

Loki: What? "To my knowledge"? Do a lot of people not know if they're robots?

TVA agent: Thank you for confirming. Move through.

Loki: What if I was a robot and I didn't know it?

TVA agent: The machine would melt you from the inside out. Please move along, sir.

Loki: Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine.

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Judge: Are you guilty or not?

Liki: Guilty of being the gif of mischief? Yes. Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes. But guilty of crimes against the sacred timeline? Absolutely not, you’ve got the wrong person?

Tom’s whole delivery was just *chef’s kiss*. And the there’s this:

Steve: On my down to coordinate search and rescue.

Loki (imitating him in a dumb robot voice): On my way down to coordinate search and rescue! (himself again) Honestly, how do you keep your food do—?

Thor (gags him): Shut. Up.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Quotes of the Week: New Amsterdam, Loki, The Bold Type, Manifest and More
By Team TVLine / June 13 2021
https://tvline.com/lists/new-amsterdam-max-voicemail-message-helen-best-tv-quotes/

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LOKI
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“Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature and do, in fact, possess what many cultures would call a soul.”

“What? To my knowledge? Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?”

Loki (Tom Hiddleston) is asked some existentially befuddling questions upon arriving at the Time Variance Authority

LOKI (Bonus Quote!)
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“You see, I only came into possession of the Tesseract because [the Avengers] traveled through time, no doubt in a last-ditch effort to stave off my ascent to god king.”

“That’s quite an accusation.”

“Oh, believe me, you can smell the cologne of two Tony Starks.”

The Avengers’ resident genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist might want to be more subtle the next time he bends the time-space continuum

 

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On 6/9/2021 at 11:59 AM, Cobalt Stargazer said:

"What's a fish?!"

Asgardians do not know the difference between rabbits and raccoons... so Loki might make things worse...

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Loki: What do you say…Loki?

Lady Loki/Randy: Ugh, don’t call me that. You can call me…Randy.

Loki: God, now I understand why Thor found this so annoying.

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Mobius: Why do all the people you can’t trust always say, “Trust me”?

Loki: I miss Randy. 

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Loki: "Where there are wolves’ ears, wolves’ teeth are near."

(This is apparently a Viking quote that means the "more attention you pay to your surroundings, the safer you are going to be.")

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Season 1, episode 2:

Loki: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.

Loki: Be free my horned friends! Be free!

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On 6/10/2021 at 11:29 PM, bettername2come said:

Loki: Okay, I'm not a robot, so I'll be fine.

Leftover trauma from discovering at something like 1500 years old that he is, in fact, a Frost Giant, not an Asgardian, and no one had ever told him...

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Quotes of the Week: Batwoman, iCarly, Fear the Walking Dead, Conan and More
By Team TVLine / June 20 2021,
https://tvline.com/lists/loki-candy-on-asgard-best-tv-quotes/ 

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LOKI
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“What’s that?”

“Candy. Do you have candy on Asgard?”

“Yeah. Grapes, nuts.”

“No wonder you’re so bitter.”

Loki (Tom Hiddleston) is mystified by a pack of Kablooie chewing gum

 

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From episode 3...

Loki (to Lady Loki): "You're trying to enchant me? It won't work... My mind is too strong." 

Lady Loki: "Don't call me 'Variant.'"
Loki: "I'm sorry about not calling some faded photocopy of me 'Loki.'"
Lady Loki: "Good. 'Cause that's not who I am anymore. I'm Sylvie now."
Loki: "You changed your name. Brilliant."
Sylvie: "It's called an alias."
Loki: "That's not very Loki-like."
Sylvie: "Yeah? What exactly makes a Loki a Loki?"
Loki: "Independence. Authority. Style."

Loki: "Brute force is no substitute for diplomacy and guile."

Loki: "Love is a dagger. It's a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It's beautiful... until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it, -"
Sylvie: "It isn't real. Love is an imaginary dagger."
Loki: "It doesn't make sense, does it?"
Sylvie: "No. Terrible metaphor."
Loki: "Damn. Thought I had something there."

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