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S12.E05: Last Night Was Magic

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On their Las Vegas honeymoon, four pairs of newlyweds learn more about their spouses; one couple deals with a secret that threatens to destroy the marriage.

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The title makes it seem like someone else consummated their marriage. My bet is Virginia and Erik with the way things were left with the door closing last episode. 
 

I am also ready for this dumpster fire that will be chris this episode! Should be crazy 

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2 hours ago, JAndy said:

I am also ready for this dumpster fire that will be chris this episode! Should be crazy 

I will bring the matches and lighter fluid...plus the marshmallows, the graham crackers and the chocolate bars for s'mores......

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I love Wednesdays.  MAFS just tops off my day.  It's like the Cherry on Top!

I'm hoping we will get to see Chris father reaction to the GOOD NEWS!

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Wow, I just caught the tail end of Unfiltered and Paige looks exhausted.       

8 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

On Unfiltered, all Jamie needs is shoes dyed to match and a corsage.

I don't mind her matronly look, I'm just glad she covered up her thighs and lady parts. 

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They are probably going to drag the reveal of this ‘devastating news’ until the end of this episode. 

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1 minute ago, Silver Bells said:

Why didn’t they let us hear?  We will find out soon anyway.  Besides, we already know.

If I didn’t know, I’d be so pissed as a viewer right now! I assume there are some out there that are so confused currently!

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Haley has to chill. Let go and go with the flow.  If anything, she should banter back with him .  I thought she would fall on the floor when he ate the onion.  She’s there, so try and have a good time.  She looks soooo uncomfortable.

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"Gotta do what you gotta do"  - Haley & Jake are on two different pages in many ways.

Actually, they're in different books.

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22 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

Haley has to chill. Let go and go with the flow.  If anything, she should banter back with him .  I thought she would fall on the floor when he ate the onion.  She’s there, so try and have a good time.  She looks soooo uncomfortable.

I agree! I feel like he has a very dry sense of humor and it goes over her head at times. He was being silly and goofy with the onions; that's an important side to have in a partner.

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2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Virginia has a definite problem.  I know, I know: "NS Sherlock, LennieBriscoe." But at poolside she really emphasized her need for booze. 

Ha.  She knocked that shot and glass down without a flinch.  In the day time no less.  Wait until tonight.

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Myrtle Urkele said:

I agree! I feel like he has a very dry sense of humor and it goes over her head at times. He was being silly and goofy with the onions; that's an important side to have in a partner.

I agree! Jake was cracking wise when he mentioned kissing Haley afterwards! She took it seriously. 

I wonder if Haley even suspects that Jake might be disappointed in her inability to "get" him.

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Enough with the animal abuse! Leave the dolphins alone in the wild! These are intelligent beautiful animals that don’t exist for your fu**ing entertainment in a pool in the desert

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21 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

If Paige sticks around, which it sounds like she is, I don’t feel sorry for her anymore. It’s only been three days, the experts are usually wrong, God wouldn’t want you in a shitshow of a marriage, get an annulment! 

I completely agree. I would have been on the next flight home. Marriages with a strong, years-long foundation don't survive a child from outside the union; she has known this dude for three days. Good luck, goodbye, God bless.

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2 minutes ago, ShowFan said:

Enough with the animal abuse! Leave the dolphins alone in the wild! These are intelligent beautiful animals that don’t exist for your fu**ing entertainment in a pool in the desert

Dolphins would rule the world if they had opposable thumbs!  🐬

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4 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

OF COURSE Jacob’s favorite car is the Delorean.  Dude is really obsessed with the 80s. It’s not cute.

Except the gull-wing DeLorean is pretty  awesome!

But speaking of Jacob---maybe Haley is warming up to him! But ix-nay on the pink thong! 

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20 minutes ago, Myrtle Urkele said:

I agree! I feel like he has a very dry sense of humor and it goes over her head at times. He was being silly and goofy with the onions; that's an important side to have in a partner.

Better a goofball than a cheater, or Chris.

19 minutes ago, ShowFan said:

Enough with the animal abuse! Leave the dolphins alone in the wild! These are intelligent beautiful animals that don’t exist for your fu**ing entertainment in a pool in the desert

It actually made me sick.

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It's fine to be a goofball, but it doesn't work if your partner doesn't get your goofiness.  I would be like Haley, so I'd spend my time staring at him and wondering what the hell I got into. 

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I really need Chris to keep God out of this mess. He's literally using Paige's faith to manipulate her. Pastor Cal needs to anoint this fool the next time he sees him. He wasn't a fan of Chris anyway. 

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Y’all. Once again I’m behind but WTF! Why is Chris acting like this about telling Paige? All these games. I’m HORRIFIED that they cast this scum. 

Also though, Paige’s reaction?? “Everything I wanted is being taken away from me.” I just...😳

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I don't know what disgusted me more - Chris's BS or the show promoting dolphin cruelty.  I think I would have to go with the dolphin cruelty.  I wish people would get educated on the horrors of dolphin captivity.

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So “paying your respects” is the new lingo for a hookup. Good to know. And only 6 weeks pregnant? Chris doesn’t owe her an apology, he owes her an annulment and crickets from Pastor Cal? 
Erik so wants things to work, poor guy, Virginia is going to spend every last cent and play him for a fool.  She should be thanking her lucky stars he has a good job instead of complaining she might have to “handle things” at home for a few days. 

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15 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

I can understand why Haley is uncomfortable around Jacob.  He makes me uncomfortable just watching him.

Me too. Jacob and Haley still haven't gotten past the first date awkward question phase. I feel like Jacob is really trying to impress Hayley with eating the onion, his Star Wars kettlebells, and saying he'd want to drive a Delorean, but it is just so uncomfortable. It's like he's trying so hard to impress her he can't just relax. He's just an awkward guy. It seems obvious that Hayley just doesn't enjoy being with him but is trying to fake it as best she can.

Of all the guys I think Ryan is the exact opposite of Jacob. Ryan seems very comfortable in his own skin, and therefore makes people feel comfortable around him. He seems very easy to talk to.

 

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