S01.E06: Sundance City

[heatherchandler]

16 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Can I repeat how much I hate brooks? You are 21 fucking years old stop with the facial and make your own god damn call 

You are so honored that you were 45mins late... ugh I can’t with this entitled douche 

Meredith said that she tries not to stress him out because of his anxiety, or whatever.  Ooooookkkkkk this kid figured out how to manipulate his way into mommy doing everything for him.  

 

5 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

the fact he is on this show at all is super annoying ... why are they giving him so much screen time? he isnt a housewife and no one is watching this to see him design shit .. go to project runway if you want to do that

I am convinced that Meredith is only on this show to "showcase" Brooks.  She is never involved in any of the usual housewife drama, and she is not showing very much of her own personality.  She wants Brooks to be on tv.

Poor Seth, Meredith told him to gtfo and now Brooks is like, "why did he leaveeeeeeee?"  

[howiveaddict]

8 hours ago, 65mickey said:

The OC Angels were more talented than Brooks. This kid is without a doubt the most obnoxious kid of every single one of the Real Housewives. Well maybe Ryan from OC might give him a run for the money. 

No one’s worse than rapey Ryan!

[emmawoodhouse]

1 hour ago, howiveaddict said:

No one’s worse than rapey Ryan!

Naked Wasted. Never forget. Brooks is an entitled little shit, but so far he's not plotting the ruin of someone for his own gain.

[LakeGal]

I can't stand Brooksie.  I am confused why the media keeps saying he has all these fans.  Who are these crazy people?  Why do they keep trying to make Brooks this great designer?  I just wish he would go away so I don't have to see or hear him.  

[bosawks]

I never thought that a different Brooks could take the place of my OC Brooks hate which ran both wide and deep.

Yet here we are......

[SemiCharmedLife]

If I were a fly on the wall:

Jen:  We are filming tomorrow- what can we do?

Assistant #1: We've already had two blow ups with Mary...

Assistant #2: And drunk ugly crying, storming out of a party...

Assistant #3: And storming out of a luncheon...

In unison: Poor Valter!

Jen:  I know!  Roller skating!

A. #1: You did that already prepping for the Ski Day...

Jen: I'll wear my largest tiara!

A. #2: You better add in your hula hooping.  This is Bravo, after all.

A. #1:  I'll fan you with your ostrich feather monstrosity as you hula hoop.

Jen:  Ok, it's a plan.  First five minutes done, what next???

[gwen747]

I'm sure Lisa's 15-year-old son appreciated Dezi being described as a "babysitter". 

[Fruitless]

I keep laughing at this fashion week thing because I’ve never heard of that and I live in Park City. Most of the locals here avoid Sundance because it’s a cluster fuck but I’d hear about something like that if it were anywhere close to being important.😂

 

Also bring us more of the Deer Valley homes (the one for Justin’s bday). Those are the real house porn.

 

i mean I just don’t know what voice Park City would have to lend to the fashion world. Everyone here lives in ski coats and sorels for six months out of the year.  Maybe fun one piece ski suits or something? I mean, come on! 

Edited December 18, 2020 by Vipbrj
Ranting

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 hours ago, Vipbrj said:

I keep laughing at this fashion week thing because I’ve never heard of that and I live in Park City. Most of the locals here avoid Sundance because it’s a cluster fuck but I’d hear about something like that if it were anywhere close to being important.😂

 

Also bring us more of the Deer Valley homes (the one for Justin’s bday). Those are the real house porn.

 

i mean I just don’t know what voice Park City would have to lend to the fashion world. Everyone here lives in ski coats and sorels for six months out of the year.  Maybe fun one piece ski suits or something? I mean, come on! 

I think they said it was Park City’s first ever Fashion Week.

[princelina]

3 hours ago, Vipbrj said:

I keep laughing at this fashion week thing because I’ve never heard of that and I live in Park City. Most of the locals here avoid Sundance because it’s a cluster fuck but I’d hear about something like that if it were anywhere close to being important.😂

Considering that Brooksie is being showcased as a designer, and he, Meredith and Whitney are "walking", that's about what I expected 😄 

[Dirtybubble]

9 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I think they said it was Park City’s first ever Fashion Week.

I searched multiple sites for PCFW and yeah it was the first ever but I couldn't find any information on BM's fashion line or anything photos of him.  Just an FYI they aren't going to have it this year because of Covid and well see if it comes back ever...

[bosawks]

12 hours ago, gwen747 said:

I'm sure Lisa's 15-year-old son appreciated Dezi being described as a "babysitter". 

Not that we've seen a lot of them but sitting at the kitchen table eating Buffalo Wild Wings with the sitter is the happiest I've seen those kids.....

[howiveaddict]

15 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

Naked Wasted. Never forget. Brooks is an entitled little shit, but so far he's not plotting the ruin of someone for his own gain.

Well, he did refuse to let his mother go on an overnight with Lisa.

14 hours ago, LakeGal said:

I can't stand Brooksie.  I am confused why the media keeps saying he has all these fans.  Who are these crazy people?  Why do they keep trying to make Brooks this great designer?  I just wish he would go away so I don't have to see or hear him.  

He sees himself as the next Christian Siriano.  🙄

[Baltimore Betty]

26 minutes ago, howiveaddict said:

Well, he did refuse to let his mother go on an overnight with Lisa.

He sees himself as the next Christian Siriano.  🙄

Brooks would be lucky to have anything in Payless.

[MaggieG]

I realized that Brooks' name is Brooks Marks. That doesn't flow well at all. I can't stand him but I did laugh at the smoke alarm/water overflowing situation. That was pretty funny. 

Jenn's boobs in the hot tub 😲 actual flotation devices. 

[bichonblitz]

23 hours ago, filmfan2480 said:

I feel like most of this cast is well aware that cameras are on them and act accordingly -- like, even more than any other franchise. 

Especially Mary and Jen. Whoa, calm down ladies. Stop trying so hard to pull out every trick in the book to make yourselves look cool and interesting. Cause you're not. 

Lmao when Brooks pokes his head in the makeup room asking if he has time for hair and makeup and the makeup lady saying no, you're fine. WTF kid? 

Please SLC, enough with the kids on this franchise. We don't care. 

[StevieRocks]

Kadooz on being the Queen of the Really Low-end Welfare Part of Sundance. Congratulations? Replete with McDonald's peel-offs. Is that Brad, Jen, and Angelina I see??? Uh...no.

[hisbunkie]

On 12/17/2020 at 11:25 AM, OFDgal said:

Mary has absolutely no compassion or feelings other than when she feels slighted and fights with people, hitting below the belt.  Horrible woman.  She and her church should be investigated. 

This is Mary’s way of letting us know how wealthy and sophisticated she is.  In her own mind being rude to “the help”, not knowing anything about their personal lives, having them wear a uniform (including a hair net?) is how the wealthy live.  Never mind the fact that she’s a Christian preacher.  
As far as having her church investigated...remember the Bakers in the 80’s?  All tax free money coming in with little oversight.  

[hisbunkie]

2 hours ago, StevieRocks said:

Kadooz on being the Queen of the Really Low-end Welfare Part of Sundance. Congratulations? Replete with McDonald's peel-offs. Is that Brad, Jen, and Angelina I see??? Uh...no.

To be fair, she was promoting an HBO documentary, McMillion$.  It’s a six parter which I would totally recommend.  It chronicles the whole McDonalds Monopoly promotion and how it was rigged by some insider.  Best real,true story ever!  Let me know if you watch it, what you thought.

[StevieRocks]

49 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

To be fair, she was promoting an HBO documentary, McMillion$.  It’s a six parter which I would totally recommend.  It chronicles the whole McDonalds Monopoly promotion and how it was rigged by some insider.  Best real,true story ever!  Let me know if you watch it, what you thought.

I've seen it! It's really good! 

[Vanderboom]

On 12/17/2020 at 2:15 PM, Dirtybubble said:

Ok it seems like Whitney is trying WAY TOO HARD to be edgy/sexy. 

She really is. Sometimes Whitney makes sense, but most of the time, she comes off like she's trying to be what her 13-year-old self would see as a badass. Like the kid in my high school who bragged about having "an entire stick" of pot.

Why does Jen need an assistant? What does he assist her with? I'm thinking he's like NY Sonja's "interns." Speaking of Sonja, I'll bet she's glad that Brooks is an even less competent "designer" than she is. I hope he realizes that no one (other than his mom) will give a shit about him or his brand if he doesn't seem to give a shit about his own fashion show.

[rozen]

It feels like Whitney's forcing herself to keep up these youthful 'sexy' antics so she's doesn't lose to a younger replacement. How you get them is how you lose them, etc etc. They destroyed two marriages and are reviled by all their former friends, so she has to prove their love is passionate and perfect. 

Heather needs therapy, not a hookup. She seems like someone that would start up something casual, but then be hurt in 2 months if the guy didn't want to marry her.

I interpreted Mary's comment a little differently. She acted as though ignoring what her cousin does outside of work is charitable, so I wondered if the cousin was shunned from the cult church, or her life choices were not considered appropriate by her family.

[geauxaway]

13 minutes ago, Vanderboom said:

Why does Jen need an assistant?

Apparently she needs 8 assistants.  Full time.  🤦🏻‍♀️

[Baltimore Betty]

5 hours ago, MaggieG said:

I realized that Brooks' name is Brooks Marks. That doesn't flow well at all. I can't stand him but I did laugh at the smoke alarm/water overflowing situation. That was pretty funny. 

Jenn's boobs in the hot tub 😲 actual flotation devices. 

We could ALL of her boobs, her nipples were on display and the camera man was there for all of it.  Jenn mentioned that she was wearing a conservative bathing suit...I think not.

[Malvina]

On 12/16/2020 at 7:28 PM, Keywestclubkid said:

Mary please for the love of God (so apparently yourself) take some money you would have spent on some tacky outfit and buy a fucking wig that doesn’t look like you got it from the dollar store 

You mean this dollar store?

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Malvina said:

You mean this dollar store?

 

its like the sale rack at Claire's ...

[SemiCharmedLife]

11 hours ago, howiveaddict said:

Well, he did refuse to let his mother go on an overnight with Lisa.

He sees himself as the next Christian Siriano.  🙄

Yeah, but Christian Siriano worked his tail off and has immense talent.  I can't imagine him being late for his own fashion show.  As a matter of fact, I can't imagine anyone who put forth any effort into a fashion line not being at the event extra early to supervise... Am I missing something?

[princelina]

7 hours ago, Vanderboom said:

Why does Jen need an assistant? What does he assist her with? I'm thinking he's like NY Sonja's "interns." Speaking of Sonja, I'll bet she's glad that Brooks is an even less competent "designer" than she is. I hope he realizes that no one (other than his mom) will give a shit about him or his brand if he doesn't seem to give a shit about his own fashion show.

That reminds me - every time I see that poor man I wonder what mistakes he has made to, at this point in his life, be "Jen's first assistant" 😄 

[howiveaddict]

On 12/18/2020 at 9:30 AM, Baltimore Betty said:

Brooks would be lucky to have anything in Payless.

He’d turn his nose down at it.  

[Baltimore Betty]

15 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

its like the sale rack at Claire's ...

The Real Real has relocated to SLC?  

I bet most of those bags are fake, think about it, her wigs are nylon.

 

 

[CharlizeCat]

I think that Heather more or less answered her own questions about why she is unable sustain any type of authentic lasting relationship with a man.

She reminds me of a woman I know who is in her mid-50s. She claims she wants to settle down, but her goal is to have as much sex with as many men as possible, even during COVID! That is crazy, contradictory and dangerous behavior.

[LilaFowler]

Did Heather tell us if she and her ex-husband got unsealed when they got divorced?

[geauxaway]

4 minutes ago, CharlizeCat said:

She reminds me of a woman I know who is in her mid-50s. She claims she wants to settle down, but her goal is to have as much sex with as many men as possible, even during COVID! That is crazy, contradictory and dangerous behavior.

WTH!  🤣.  Man I lead a boring life.

[ichbin]

On 12/18/2020 at 2:19 AM, princelina said:

On 12/17/2020 at 10:26 PM, Vipbrj said:

I keep laughing at this fashion week thing because I’ve never heard of that and I live in Park City. Most of the locals here avoid Sundance because it’s a cluster fuck but I’d hear about something like that if it were anywhere close to being important.😂

Considering that Brooksie is being showcased as a designer, and he, Meredith and Whitney are "walking", that's about what I expected 😄 

Where I used to live various groups used to hold fundraisers, sometimes called "card parties" during which there would be a fashion show hosted by local stores with group members modeling the clothes.  I'm imagining this fashion show to hold about the same relevance as one of those did, only this time the benefit goes toward RHoSLC being given a filming/story opportunity.

[howiveaddict]

6 hours ago, CharlizeCat said:

I think that Heather more or less answered her own questions about why she is unable sustain any type of authentic lasting relationship with a man.

She reminds me of a woman I know who is in her mid-50s. She claims she wants to settle down, but her goal is to have as much sex with as many men as possible, even during COVID! That is crazy, contradictory and dangerous behavior.

Sounds like Ramona, Luann and Sonja.

[greeneyedscorpio]

11 hours ago, LilaFowler said:

Did Heather tell us if she and her ex-husband got unsealed when they got divorced?

I don't recall her mentioning it. 

[Chatty Cake]

Enough of this Brooks! He sucks. He told the poor dog to shut the fuck up. I wish the dog could have replied “ Why don’t YOU shut the f up!” He’s not a designer, he’s a mamas boy.

Whitney was also married when she fell in love with Sexy? Did she have kids from her first marriage? I wish they would show Sexys kids amd first wife.

Jens first assistant looks kind of up in age to be an assistant to a housewife that doesn’t do anything.

[Stats Queen]

1 hour ago, Chatty Cake said:

Enough of this Brooks! He sucks. He told the poor dog to shut the fuck up. I

He just really, really, really is a spoiled, vapid, taking time off to help mom (aka, get on TV) jerk.

From this day forward, anyone named Brooks should not be allowed to appear on the RH Franchise.

 

[Marley]

I’m close to stopping watching this version. Which is kind of crazy because I’ve never stopped watching any of them except Miami. It’s just not working for me and looking at Jen is hard. Way way too much plastic surgery.

Also Brooks sucks and is ruining the show too. If he has fans I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with them.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 hours ago, Stats Queen said:

He just really, really, really is a spoiled, vapid, taking time off to help mom (aka, get on TV) jerk.

From this day forward, anyone named Brooks should not be allowed to appear on the RH Franchise.

 

Did you know Whitney’s son is also named Brooks? He’s probably more independent and mature than Meredith’s Brooks! 

[ichbin]

On 12/20/2020 at 6:03 PM, Chatty Cake said:

Enough of this Brooks! He sucks. He told the poor dog to shut the fuck up. I wish the dog could have replied “ Why don’t YOU shut the f up!” 

Followed by, "And take me outside so that I can stop shitting on the floor!"

[geauxaway]

On 12/20/2020 at 8:47 PM, SemiCharmedLife said:

Did you know Whitney’s son is also named Brooks? He’s probably more independent and mature than Meredith’s Brooks! 

Ehhhh... I wouldn’t be too sure of that.  His momma is a sugar baby.  She’s gonna make those kids so dependent on her, it’s all she has when her big sexy leaves her for her next young thang.

[SweetieDarling]

6 hours ago, geauxaway said:

Ehhhh... I wouldn’t be too sure of that.  His momma is a sugar baby.  She’s gonna make those kids so dependent on her, it’s all she has when her big sexy leaves her for her next young thang.

I can't help thinking what went through Mr Sexy's ex-wife's head when she found out he was leaving her for Whitney. Didn't she say he had been well respected within the Morman church? It's almost like a bad 50s comedy; Conservative lifestyle man leaves his wife for young pole-dancing blonde with big boobs and a squeaky little girl voice. I think, after the initial shock had worn off, I'd be telling friends he's obviously going through a midlife crisis and has lost his mind. I wonder what his ex is like?

Edited December 22, 2020 by SweetieDarling
missing words

[RedHawk]

On 12/17/2020 at 2:15 PM, Dirtybubble said:

Brooks huntey no one is coming to your fashion show because NOBODY CARES!  Ugh lawd I hate that kid and his nasally, whinny voice.  Meredith has the same tone in her voice too but it's not quite as bad as his.

 

Ok it seems like Whitney is trying WAY TOO HARD to be edgy/sexy.  That birthday party was just dumb and I threw up in my mouth a little bit seeing her husband doing shots out of her bellybutton 🤢

 

Right now the only one I'm watching for is Heather and that's just luke warm enthusiasm at this point.

Edited January 15, 2021 by RedHawk
Posted in wrong episode thread.