S01.E06: Sundance City

[TexasGal]

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When Sundance arrives to Utah, it’s nonstop parties and celebrations for the ladies. When Whitney throws her husband, Justin, a 52nd birthday party, Jen and Mary finally call truce. Meredith helps her son Brooks prep for Salt Lake City’s very first fashion week while Heather is on the prowl for a one-night stand, with the help of Vanderpump Rules’ Utah natives Lala and Katie to assist. And while everyone is partying, Lisa is too busy planning Sundance parties for everyone else in Park City.

Airdate: 12.16.2020

Oh goodie, Vanderpump Rules cast...just what this show needs.

[nexxie]

Disappointing to think ditzy Lisa is somehow connected to Sundance - I hope the connection is mostly in her head.

Edit: Whew, she’s not involved with the film part of the festival!

Edited December 17, 2020 by nexxie

[Straycat80]

I forgot this show was on last week. Weird that the last episode was never on repeat, this does not bode well, maybe this show will be one and done? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Meredith that dress is fucking hideous 

[Straycat80]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Meredith that dress is fucking hideous 

She’s channeling Mortica Adams.

[Andi27]

What? Does? Jen? Do?!

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

She’s channeling Mortica Adams.

like a bad sloppy cosplay

[nexxie]

Jen’s balloon chest is not cute.

[Lassus]

I'm not sure anything in this episode would be better than the pathetic request reviewed in the Previouslys to move back from Utah to fucking OHIO.  

HILARIOUS and sad.

[Keywestclubkid]

Mary please for the love of God (so apparently yourself) take some money you would have spent on some tacky outfit and buy a fucking wig that doesn’t look like you got it from the dollar store 

[ichbin]

24 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

She’s channeling Mortica Adams.

The fashion show coordinator looked like her.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh god it’s more Brooks ... just what NOONE asked for ... his Paris Hilton toned voice just drives me up the wall 

What a horrible mother ew seriously 

[Keywestclubkid]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Mary please for the love of God (so apparently yourself) take some money you would have spent on some tacky outfit and buy a fucking wig that doesn’t look like you got it from the dollar store 

I’m just saying If she can afford Chanel ear buds she can afford a half decent freaking hair piece 

[Lassus]

Jen really has to work hard to be worse than Mary, but is kind of succeeding.

[Keywestclubkid]

Jen loves herself a hallway entrance at her parties lol 

[Straycat80]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Jen loves herself a hallway entrance at her parties lol 

I like how she always makes her entrance from her bedroom. 

[Lassus]

My quote when seeing the preview of who's at the party coming after the break:

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Oh my god, it's the whatchamacallits!

Katie actually looks normal for once, but her face does not and will not ever say "fun".

Edited December 17, 2020 by Lassus

[geauxaway]

Hey y’all!  Did you know Whitney is the youngest and sexiest to ever ever??!!  
 

Her speech patterns kill me.  And no your husband is not the sexiest mother fucker.  He may be the richest but not the sexiest and that probably why his older kids hate you.
 

Also, her friend Katherine’s house honestly looks like the setting of a porno I once watched I am not kidding.  

Edited December 17, 2020 by geauxaway

[Keywestclubkid]

Can I repeat how much I hate brooks? You are 21 fucking years old stop with the facial and make your own god damn call 

You are so honored that you were 45mins late... ugh I can’t with this entitled douche 

[Lassus]

Just now, geauxaway said:

Hey y’all!  Did you know Whitney is the youngest and sexiest to ever ever??!!

I dunno, it's hard for me to get on Whitney, she really seem nice, normal, and actually funny.

[geauxaway]

1 minute ago, Lassus said:

I dunno, it's hard for me to get on Whitney, she really seem nice, normal, and actually funny.

Nice?  Maybe.  Normal?  Hell no, she broke up a marriage (hers and her current hubs) and is a sugar baby that pole dances for her dad and humps on her step brother.   She can’t have a scene that isn’t her on the pole. Oh, wait sorry I forgot her dad’s Intervention episode. She’s also gone through some major weird transformation of her face.  Funny?  I mean sure I guess.  

[LibertarianSlut]

What the hell is Jen’s actual business?  (Rhetorical question; I don’t care, because I don’t believe she has one).  I guess now that she got this heaux wives gig, she is a professional fame whore, no longer just an amateur.  

[geauxaway]

5 minutes ago, LibertarianSlut said:

What the hell is Jen’s actual business?  (Rhetorical question; I don’t care, because I don’t believe she has one).  I guess now that she got this heaux wives gig, she is a professional fame whore, no longer just an amateur.  

Her office space looks very new....

Jen’s confessional in her red dress looks like a ding dang Jib Jab.  Her head bobbles all about off her body.  I just can’t with this lady.  

[geauxaway]

Sometimes I try not to be too judgmental (🤣), but why are Lisa’s so far apart in age?   15 and 8.
 

I also had to rewind and pause multiple times to understand why her Vida tequila bottles looked like urine. 

Edited December 17, 2020 by geauxaway

[rlc]

I tune in to watch the ‘real’ housewives of Salt Lake City, not the whiny entitled children of Salt Lake City.

NO MORE BROOKSIE! YOUR FATHER DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU, AND WE DON’T WANT TO SEE OR HEAR YOU.

Does Mary have Graves’ disease? If so, maybe that’s why she’s so bothered by hospital smell.

Mary, Jen, Karen Huger, and Monique Samuels either need a spin-off or a cage match. Either way, I’d watch.

[geauxaway]

Oh and Fuck you Whitney for telling Heather she isn’t trying hard enough or whatever.   I’m in Heather’s boat age wise and it really isn’t that easy.  Just because  Whitney snagged a “rich” old dude with her sexy charms doesn’t mean it’s that easy for the rest of us in our 40’s.   

[ichbin]

Roller skates, tiara, feather fan....what an asshole.

Shady production gave a nice, lingering close-up on Meredith's hair piece while she was getting styled.  Also, how long had it been since someone took that poor dog out for a walk to relieve itself?  

Mary is a real delight. Her housekeeper, Charlinda, is a cousin of some kind and has been working for her over 20 years, yet Mary doesn't know anything anything about her outside of what she does for her in her home.  Why would she even admit that, let alone on camera.

 

 

 

 

 

[LibertarianSlut]

Does Jen ever not have Mary’s name in her mouth?  Jen is so obsessed with Mary; she tells Whitney she doesn’t care who Mary married?!?  Jen cares so deeply about who Mary married, in addition to every single other thing that concerns Mary Cosby.  What drives the obsession, sis?  It reminds me of what MC sang in Obsessed (the other MC—Mariah) “it must be the weed, it must be the E.”  While that song is in my head, the word “delusional” comes to mind—Jen is really going to deny what she said on camera?  The only things Jen talks about are Mary, minorities, her husband, and parties.  

Agh, Whitney is so gross—her husband is “the sexiest motherfucker up in here”?  Is this the kind of thing where, if you say it enough, you think it may come true?  She reminds me of Melissa Gorga in that regard—keep telling us you think your husband is sexy, hon, and someday we may believe you, and if you shout loud enough, someday you may believe you.  

Forgive me, but I can’t seem to get excited about Sundance, and I am definitely going to need to talk to my doctor about my SFWD (Sundance Fashion Week Dysfunction).  Can’t get it up for that; my soul simply doesn’t respond.  My weave is tired.  My pantry liner is tired.  I don’t give a flying fork who the “actual” queen of Sundance is.  It’s about as relevant to me as who is the current titleholder of Ms. Grand Island, Nebraska.  

Heather has so many issues that she needs a magazine—she resents Whitney for having a marriage, she resents the church, she seems jealous of the five employees of hers who are giving birth to boys, she seemed like she was going to crack her shell when she found out through the grapevine that Lisa Barlow may not have known who she was...geez, she is a lot.  No wonder she can’t find one man in the state to hit it.  I’m not quite sure whose type she would be either.  A lumberjack?  She seems like the type who would spend 95% of all first dates pouring her heart out to the guy about all the shit her ex-husband and the Mormon Church put her through until he excused himself from the table and drove away.  She looks like Tammy Diffendorf from the show Mom, only Tammy is sweet, kind, funny and talented, so that’s probably why she gets men.  

Um, Heather, don’t look now, but that guy is so not into you.  Did I miss something or did she literally only leave with him because he was going out to his truck, and she grabbed onto his hand for dear life, and he was too polite to shake it off?  Yet this is what the show previewed last week, as if something was going down.  Very weak, producers.  

Katie and Lala?  Oh dear

Ditto for Brooks and his vocal fry.  

[geauxaway]

5 minutes ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Agh, Whitney is so gross—her husband is “the sexiest motherfucker up in here”?  Is this the kind of thing where, if you say it enough, you think it may come true?  She reminds me of Melissa Gorga in that regard—keep telling us you think your husband is sexy, hon, and someday we may believe you, and if you shout loud enough, someday you may believe you.  

And that’s exactly why she thinks Lala is SO AWESOME.

[princelina]

49 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

Her office space looks very new....

Jen’s confessional in her red dress looks like a ding dang Jib Jab.  Her head bobbles all about off her body.  I just can’t with this lady.  

And it's like 5 times bigger than her body in that shot 😄 

21 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

Oh and Fuck you Whitney for telling Heather she isn’t trying hard enough or whatever.   I’m in Heather’s boat age wise and it really isn’t that easy.  Just because  Whitney snagged a “rich” old dude with her sexy charms doesn’t mean it’s that easy for the rest of us in our 40’s.   

Yeah that's what I was thinking too.  But then when I saw Heather's "game" with that poor young man I was thinking "Maybe there's more to it" 😄   But I totally believe that she had sex with him in his truck - sure Jan.

 

I now actively dislike Meredith due to the fact that she spawned that boy and now inflicts him on us.  If he isn't the fakest "talented kid" these shows have foisted upon us over the years I don't know who is.  First of all, apparently his "designs" involve printing his (stupid) name on some white duct tape and plastering it over track pants and sneakers.  ("New Adidas sweat pants?"  "No, they're Brooks Marx!"). Then he's so excited to be "showing his collection" that he's not even there when the real designers are getting ready.  And his mother expecting sympathy that it's so hard to teach your kids to be on time for things when they can't find a lint rollllerrrrrr!  Hate them.

Lolz that Jen's best-known guests at her "VIP PARTY" were Katie and "Lala".  Although I did think "Lala"'s top was cute.  I was chatting in another thread about why this show is bottom of the barrel - here's more proof, when "Lala" and her outfit are the best things on your show 😄 

[nexxie]

Are we supposed to think Heather jumped in that man’s truck for a quickie? 

[65mickey]

The OC Angels were more talented than Brooks. This kid is without a doubt the most obnoxious kid of every single one of the Real Housewives. Well maybe Ryan from OC might give him a run for the money. 

[AryasMum]

9 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Can I repeat how much I hate brooks? You are 21 fucking years old stop with the facial and make your own god damn call 

You are so honored that you were 45mins late... ugh I can’t with this entitled douche 

I need a lint roller. I have toilet water all over me. Oh my gawwwwd. 
 

I didn’t realize it was possible to have vocal fry, monotone, and a flat affect simultaneously.  Meredith must share her tranquilizers with this kid. He’s barely conscious. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Its totally disrespectful to EVERYONE at that fashion show that he was late at all doesn't matter if he was even 5mins late ... how beyond entitled was it that he thought it was ok to have his mother call and say he would be 15min late because he couldn't find a lint brush( did he not think they would have one at a fucking fashion show?) and was busy with a fucking facial ....It shows he has no sense of time management and that's ONE really super important thing to have esp for designers who are all on time constraints when trying to make, market and show a product... You aint even in the business yet and you are already fucking up. way to show the world what your work ethic is really like Brooks ...

Edited December 17, 2020 by Keywestclubkid

[nexxie]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Its totally disrespectful to EVERYONE at that fashion show that he was late at all doesn't matter if he was even 5mins late ... how beyond entitled was it that he thought it was ok to have his mother call and say he would be 15min late because he couldn't find a lint brush( did he not think they would have one at a fucking fashion show?) and was busy with a fucking facial ....It shows he has no sense of time management and that's ONE really super important thing to have esp for designers who are all on time constraints when trying to make, market and show a product... You aint even in the business yet and you are already fucking up. way to show the world what your work ethic is really like Brooks ...

I’m hoping the kid is playing a role for a TV show - otherwise, he needs way better parenting and a big dose of reality.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

I’m hoping the kid is playing a role for a TV show - otherwise, he needs way better parenting and a big dose of reality.

the fact he is on this show at all is super annoying ... why are they giving him so much screen time? he isnt a housewife and no one is watching this to see him design shit .. go to project runway if you want to do that

[Baltimore Betty]

That vodka lady in bed with her husband, I did not listen her all I could focus on was the dead fly behind her on top of the headboard.

Jen is just too much, pick one accesory, the skates, the feather fan, the hula hoop OR the tiara, pick one, lol.

The Queen of Sundance...had she ever met Robert Redford?

I'm sorry but during the hot tub scene did we see Shah nipples?

[Baltimore Betty]

Justin's birthday party...he was the only one his age among them.

Once again we have the one hair standing straight up on the Preacher Lady's wig, should that fake hair strand have it's own thread?

Edited December 17, 2020 by Baltimore Betty
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[Baltimore Betty]

So Meredith has two children, Brandon and Not Brandon, (reminds me of Yolanda with Gigi and Not Gigi), what happened to her daughter?

Most fashion shows are hectic backstage, I hope Brandon does not get a vagina in his face (meaning in Brandonworld a female in proximity to him).

Why would an over flowing toilet set of a smoke alarm?

Tongue is all I see with Heather.

Mary's hair sticking staight up for every occasion, I had Barbies that had that same type of hair, all her money and such a shitty wig and that display of designer handbags was ridiculous, wealth whispers, money shouts.

 

Edited December 17, 2020 by Baltimore Betty
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[AryasMum]

12 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

So Meredith has two children, Brandon and Not Brandon, (reminds me of Yolanda with Gigi and Not Gigi), what happened to her daughter?

Most fashion shows are hectic backstage, I hope Brandon does not get a vagina in his face (meaning in Brandonworld a female in proximity to him).

Why would an over flowing toilet set of a smoke alarm?

Tongue is all I see with Heather.

Mary's hair sticking staight up for every occasion, I had Barbies that had that same type of hair, all her money and such a shitty wig and that display of designer handbags was ridiculous, wealth whispers, money shouts.

 

This happened to me. The smoke alarm in the foyer went off but sounded bizarre. Water started pouring out of it.  Turns out there was a small crack in the bathtub, which was currently being bathed in. 

[bichonblitz]

12 hours ago, geauxaway said:

Her speech patterns kill me.  And no your husband is not the sexiest mother fucker.  He may be the richest but not the sexiest and that probably why his older kids hate you.

That birthday party was a joke. There were hardly any men there at all! Where are all the husbands on this show? It's like they hardly want to be seen at all. Unlike most of the other famewhore husbands on the other franchises. I really don't see what's so wild and crazy about Whitney. Is she the same age as the Vanderpump visitors, early 30's? She's really pretty and I appreciate the fact that she's not smothered in those long fake extensions or wigs. 

Mary and Jen are just straight up batshit crazy. 

Heather was funny talking about being single and dating. (paraphrasing here) "Men don't like me". "They meet me and say I'm just too much". Her honesty is refreshing. I like her. 

Edited December 17, 2020 by bichonblitz

[OFDgal]

11 hours ago, ichbin said:

Mary is a real delight. Her housekeeper, Charlinda, is a cousin of some kind and has been working for her over 20 years, yet Mary doesn't know anything anything about her outside of what she does for her in her home.  Why would she even admit that, let alone on camera.

 

I truly cannot understand her.  I've known my neighbors for 2 years and know the basics about them as they do about me.  Just usually short conversations achieved this.  How can she spend 20 years with a family member and know nothing about them.  Mary has absolutely no compassion or feelings other than when she feels slighted and fights with people, hitting below the belt.  Horrible woman.  She and her church should be investigated.  

Edited December 17, 2020 by OFDgal

[filmfan2480]

I feel like most of this cast is well aware that cameras are on them and act accordingly -- like, even more than any other franchise.  It makes me not care about most of what the heck is going on.

[ichbin]

3 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Jen is just too much, pick one accesory, the skates, the feather fan, the hula hoop OR the tiara, pick one, lol.

Speaking of too much, thankfully I waited until this morning to watch WWHL. She seemed manic.  One interesting point is that Andy asked how long she has known Mary and she said around a year and a half and that she has never met Grandhubby or been to Mary's home.  Makes that "hospital smell" story really stink of being manipulated for TV.  

[JAYJAY1979]

Jen's a good friend to Heather...for now.  Wait till Heather disagrees..than jen will be spilling her secrets like she did to Meredith.

 

Nothing about Mary surprises me..so of course she'd have a relative.

 

Meredith's son is an example of coddling.  He didn't turn out like that due to Gene's.  He was probably coddled by his parents growing up.  I'd like to meet their other child..and see what they're like.

 

Lisa and hubby have a typical marriage that I can tell.. 'happy wife, happy life'.

 

Whitney and her hubby..still figuring out that marriage.

 

Heather is funny..and someone you root for (like Sue Heck on The Middle).

[LilaFowler]

Whitney's husband (Justin?) is a fat, ugly slob. Less of him, please. Will never get over him fucking a teenage employee and knocking her up, then leaving his family for her. Yeah, I'll bet his relationship with his kids is "strained." I'd want nothing to do with him if he were my father.

[SweetieDarling]

I was not cool with Meredith and Brooks trying to make Seth look like a bad father, and person in general, for not flying in from Ohio for the fashion show. Brooks is a spoiled entitled brat. Seth has made it clear that he needs to be in Ohio for his job. How does Brooksie think Seth feels that he and Meredith (and the others?) refuse to join him? hmmmm?

Why does Brooks think anyone would want to wear his name on their clothes? I thought it'd be more appropriate if he just used his initials.

[Dirtybubble]

6 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

I was not cool with Meredith and Brooks trying to make Seth look like a bad father, and person in general, for not flying in from Ohio for the fashion show. Brooks is a spoiled entitled brat. Seth has made it clear that he needs to be in Ohio for his job. How does Brooksie think Seth feels that he and Meredith (and the others?) refuse to join him? hmmmm?

Why does Brooks think anyone would want to wear his name on their clothes? I thought it'd be more appropriate if he just used his initials.

Brooks huntey no one is coming to your fashion show because NOBODY CARES!  Ugh lawd I hate that kid and his nasally, whinny voice.  Meredith has the same tone in her voice too but it's not quite as bad as his.

 

3 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

That birthday party was a joke. There were hardly any men there at all! Where are all the husbands on this show? It's like they hardly want to be seen at all. Unlike most of the other famewhore husbands on the other franchises. I really don't see what's so wild and crazy about Whitney. Is she the same age as the Vanderpump visitors, early 30's? She's really pretty and I appreciate the fact that she's not smothered in those long fake extensions or wigs. 

Ok it seems like Whitney is trying WAY TOO HARD to be edgy/sexy.  That birthday party was just dumb and I threw up in my mouth a little bit seeing her husband doing shots out of her bellybutton 🤢

 

Right now the only one I'm watching for is Heather and that's just luke warm enthusiasm at this point.

[Baltimore Betty]

15 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Why does Brooks think anyone would want to wear his name on their clothes? I thought it'd be more appropriate if he just used his initials.

LOL, his intials are BM, it is all I can do not to associate his clothing line with a shit show.

I wondered that too, does he think he is on the level of Gucci for name recognition?  I do not believe for one minute that any of his merch was sold at the store.  I would like for once to see a HWC (Housewife Child) go to fashion school, work in the industry, earn their stripes so to speak then design a line of something more fashionable than a sweat suit with their name on it because nobody knows your name.

Now we know Brandon took time off from school to promote himself.

[princelina]

4 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

So Meredith has two children, Brandon and Not Brandon, (reminds me of Yolanda with Gigi and Not Gigi), what happened to her daughter?

Most fashion shows are hectic backstage, I hope Brandon does not get a vagina in his face (meaning in Brandonworld a female in proximity to him).

Why would an over flowing toilet set of a smoke alarm?

I thought maybe the daughter was running around overflowing the toilet and holding a match to the smoke alarm so we peons could see just how hectic the lives of talented designers/models really are 🤣

38 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

LOL, his intials are BM, it is all I can do not to associate his clothing line with a shit show.

Haha I won't be able to unsee that now 😄