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Watching Saturday Morning Gifts with the most hyper hosts ever Alberti and Kirsten. They just lost their minds over the toy segment. How can someone as thin as Kirsten be so LOUD? I really don't know how much more I can watch....

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56 minutes ago, dextr1276 said:

Watching Saturday Morning Gifts with the most hyper hosts ever Alberti and Kirsten. They just lost their minds over the toy segment. How can someone as thin as Kirsten be so LOUD? I really don't know how much more I can watch....

scared to watch if that is what's going on

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1 hour ago, litehauskeeper said:

How can someone as thin as Kirsten be so LOUD?

Maybe it's a new way to exercise??? Remember that weight loss program years ago (Greer Childers - why the hell do I remember that???) where you did aerobic breathing and were supposed to lose weight? Anyway, maybe that's why she is yelling.

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11 hours ago, Retired at last said:

Maybe it's a new way to exercise??? Remember that weight loss program years ago (Greer Childers - why the hell do I remember that???) where you did aerobic breathing and were supposed to lose weight? Anyway, maybe that's why she is yelling.

Greer Childers! That brings back memories. I bought her BodyFlex exercise program. That was so long ago the program came on a VCR tape. It's a good program. It helps you learn to breathe more deeply through your diaphragm instead of doing shallow upper chest breathing. Holding the exercise stretch poses for 8 seconds, after expelling the air from your lungs, helps tighten your muscles and give you a thinner appearance. The program is not designed for weight loss, but it does help you get toned and breathe better. I still do it.

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15 hours ago, Coffeecup said:

Greer Childers! That brings back memories. I bought her BodyFlex exercise program.

Not QVC, but does anyone remember the CamelToe Prancercize lady?  

 

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51 minutes ago, Back Atcha said:

Not QVC, but does anyone remember the CamelToe Prancercize lady?  

 

This is hysterical!! She can't be for real!! I can see Kirsten doing this camel toe and all. Note to self: Never wear white tights when prancing around a park.....🤣🤣🤣🤣

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6 minutes ago, dextr1276 said:

This is hysterical!! She can't be for real!! I can see Kirsten doing this camel toe and all. Note to self: Never wear white tights when prancing around a park.....🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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4 hours ago, dextr1276 said:

This is hysterical!! She can't be for real!!

She was for real--at least in her own mind.  She was featured on a few TV talk shows and news channels in her area.  

 

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5 hours ago, Back Atcha said:

Not QVC, but does anyone remember the CamelToe Prancercize lady?  

 

Thank you SO MUCH for sharing this.  I haven't laughed so hard in a while!

I particularly liked her saying she was going to do the Prancersize Trot - she says "It's really hot!"

Meanwhile, there is nothing "hot" about that move or her, especially with her all decked out in her jewelry and suit jacket, spastically prancing down that trail in the park!  

Was this lady really a thing? I'd never heard of her!

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4 hours ago, lovemesomejoolery said:

Was this lady really a thing? I'd never heard of her!

It WAS a "real thing" in the 80s, but she didn't spread the word well--or long enough.  Her name is Joanna Rohrback.  Google her.

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I did google her last night and found an article in the Miami New Times.  It's from July 2013, she and the reporter are in the parking and she decides to Prancercise right then and there.  Her quote when asked if she's embarrassed, when people point at her and laugh, is priceless!  I didn't read the whole thing, but this section cracked me up:

She popped open the trunk of her lima-bean-colored sedan, plunged a pair of thin and veiny arms inside, and withdrew what at first appeared to be a belt but was really much more. Tied onto its leather band was a small speaker and a Walkman cassette player. Wrapping the contraption around her size-five waist, the 60-year-old pushed play and declared it time to Prancercise®.

The Bee Gees song "Jive Talkin'" squeaked out of the speaker. Hearing this, the Prancercise® lady — the most famous pop YouTube sensation of this minute — broke into a toothy grin and began to trot, swinging her arms as though swimming the butterfly stroke.

A gray-haired gentleman ambling toward the Isle of Capri Casino on this overcast afternoon in June espied Rohrback galloping across the parking lot in spandex, two-pound anklets, and a neon-green shirt emblazoned with a cantering horse and nudged his stooped wife. They both pointed and laughed.

"Embarrassed?" asked Rohrback, who's amassed a cult following thanks to the revealing tightness of her spandex. "If my camel toe doesn't embarrass me, why would this? I'm not embarrassed at all!"

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/the-prancercise-lady-copes-with-the-dark-side-of-internet-fame-6392755

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1 hour ago, lovemesomejoolery said:

I did google her last night and found an article in the Miami New Times.  It's from July 2013, she and the reporter are in the parking and she decides to Prancercise right then and there.  Her quote when asked if she's embarrassed, when people point at her and laugh, is priceless!  I didn't read the whole thing, but this section cracked me up:

She popped open the trunk of her lima-bean-colored sedan, plunged a pair of thin and veiny arms inside, and withdrew what at first appeared to be a belt but was really much more. Tied onto its leather band was a small speaker and a Walkman cassette player. Wrapping the contraption around her size-five waist, the 60-year-old pushed play and declared it time to Prancercise®.

The Bee Gees song "Jive Talkin'" squeaked out of the speaker. Hearing this, the Prancercise® lady — the most famous pop YouTube sensation of this minute — broke into a toothy grin and began to trot, swinging her arms as though swimming the butterfly stroke.

A gray-haired gentleman ambling toward the Isle of Capri Casino on this overcast afternoon in June espied Rohrback galloping across the parking lot in spandex, two-pound anklets, and a neon-green shirt emblazoned with a cantering horse and nudged his stooped wife. They both pointed and laughed.

"Embarrassed?" asked Rohrback, who's amassed a cult following thanks to the revealing tightness of her spandex. "If my camel toe doesn't embarrass me, why would this? I'm not embarrassed at all!"

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/the-prancercise-lady-copes-with-the-dark-side-of-internet-fame-6392755

She missed her calling, she should be a QVC host. Her quirkiness and edginess would definitely fit right in.

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On 11/20/2021 at 10:21 PM, Coffeecup said:

Greer Childers! That brings back memories. I bought her BodyFlex exercise program. That was so long ago the program came on a VCR tape. It's a good program. It helps you learn to breathe more deeply through your diaphragm instead of doing shallow upper chest breathing. Holding the exercise stretch poses for 8 seconds, after expelling the air from your lungs, helps tighten your muscles and give you a thinner appearance. The program is not designed for weight loss, but it does help you get toned and breathe better. I still do it.

I had that tape, too, but never really followed through. I should have, though. My vocal teacher is trying to get me to breathe more through my diaphragm.

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On 11/21/2021 at 7:05 PM, lovemesomejoolery said:

Meanwhile, there is nothing "hot" about that move or her, especially with her all decked out in her jewelry and suit jacket, spastically prancing down that trail in the park!  

Was this lady really a thing? I'd never heard of her!

OMG!!!! What was that??? I have never heard of her, either. How long ago was she a thing? Her hair looks like it was the 50s! That was hysterical - especially her arms flapping. Thanks for posting, @Back Atcha.And thanks for the research, @lovemesomejoolery. I definitely missed that craze. 

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Kerstinky was on another WDV this week up in the mountains zip lining with the family!

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5 hours ago, mpeeps said:

Kerstinky was on another WDV this week up in the mountains zip lining with the family!

Her whole life is one vacation. 

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7 hours ago, mpeeps said:

Kerstinky was on another WDV this week up in the mountains zip lining with the family!

I wonder what the school calendar looks like in her district. It sure seems like part time. 

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7 hours ago, mpeeps said:

Kerstinky was on another WDV this week up in the mountains zip lining with the family!

Does she weigh enough to move the thing? I have visions of her just dangling because it doesn't register that it should move.

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10 minutes ago, LeeDenny said:

I wonder what the school calendar looks like in her district. It sure seems like part time. 

Based on pictures she's posted, it appears it may be a parochial school schedule.  I went to a Catholic grade school for a few years, where our "time off" was always slightly different from public schools. It was great if my family was traveling for a holiday (which we usually were) but it sometimes would drive my mother crazy, because she would have to find something to keep me occupied for at least a day or so, since kids in our neighborhood, who all attended public school, were at school, where she thought I should be!

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On 11/21/2021 at 1:50 PM, Back Atcha said:

Not QVC, but does anyone remember the CamelToe Prancercize lady?  

 

OMG, her voice, camel toe, teeth.  I wanna puke hard.

15 hours ago, Retired at last said:

OMG!!!! What was that??? I have never heard of her, either. How long ago was she a thing? Her hair looks like it was the 50s! That was hysterical - especially her arms flapping. Thanks for posting, @Back Atcha.And thanks for the research, @lovemesomejoolery. I definitely missed that craze. 

 

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On 11/15/2021 at 11:21 PM, lovemesomejoolery said:

No snark here - just a curious rambling.

When she posts pictures of her husband, it's not like he's super skinny like she is.  In fact, a bit of the opposite.  He has a beer belly if I recall?

Do you suppose he sneaks out and eats McDonalds?  Like, ALL THE TIME? 

He probably drinks alone and cries in the basement. 

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2 hours ago, Captain Bob said:

He probably drinks alone and cries in the basement. 

Yep the car is already taken by Kirsten for crying jags. Poor guy, he must have a stash of chips, candy and pizza hidden somewhere in the house....

5 hours ago, phonybaloney said:

there is only one solution to this 

 

 

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Believe me. I was quite speechless when I saw what she looked like.....

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7 hours ago, Retired at last said:

Does she weigh enough to move the thing? I have visions of her just dangling because it doesn't register that it should move.

She probably has to wait for a strong gust of wind to propel her across the line!!!

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18 hours ago, Captain Bob said:

He probably drinks alone and cries in the basement. 

Hell if I were him I'd be going somewhere on my way home just to get something to eat with a crunch like potato chips, pretzels, M&M's, Almond Joys, Chick-Fil-A...sorry I went off for a moment, I'm a little hungry.😉

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On 11/24/2021 at 3:19 PM, dextr1276 said:

Yep the car is already taken by Kirsten for crying jags. Poor guy, he must have a stash of chips, candy and pizza hidden somewhere in the house....

 

^^^and porn^^^

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The stink needs to back off on her redundancy of shipping delays…does she think the q is any better at shipping, given they all use the same carriers?  It takes much much longer for anything I order from them to arrive.  Hence one of many reasons I don’t shop with them

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On 11/16/2021 at 6:22 PM, mpeeps said:

Lobster hubby sounds scared of her.  They are just like Skunky's house where they write on mirrors and walls!! Constantly starved for attention!!

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I would be pissed if my husband used my lipstick to scrawl his love for me on the mirror.   Find a sticky, for God's sake.    

 

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On 11/25/2021 at 10:30 AM, Elle820 said:

Hell if I were him I'd be going somewhere on my way home just to get something to eat with a crunch like potato chips, pretzels, M&M's, Almond Joys, Chick-Fil-A...sorry I went off for a moment, I'm a little hungry.😉

Sounds perfect to me!! 

3 hours ago, Shauna said:

I would be pissed if my husband used my lipstick to scrawl his love for me on the mirror.   Find a sticky, for God's sake.    

 

There's no paper in their house? How dumb is it to scrawl a message on the bathroom mirror? 

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On IG, Kerstin is thanking the Lord for Rachel.

Without Rachel's love and support, Kerstin said she wouldn't be the person she is.

Thanks a lot, Rachel.

That's a big burden to put on someone.  She probably weighs Rachel down with all of her heaviness,  then Rachel has to pull the Jimmy's cinnamon buns out of the freezer and pour the Christie Brinkley prosecco to take off the edge.

Kerstin has previously mentioned a babysitter who moved with her from California, who she has also said was integral to having her life function properly.

What support does #ilovemyhusband offer?

Sounds like others have to fill in the many empty spots Kerstin has in her life.

 

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1 minute ago, CandyApple said:

Sounds like others have to fill in the many empty spots Kerstin has in her life.

Self-imposed empty spots

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2 minutes ago, CandyApple said:

On IG, Kerstin is thanking the Lord for Rachel.

Without Rachel's love and support, Kerstin said she wouldn't be the person she is.

Thanks a lot, Rachel.

That's a big burden to put on someone.  She probably weighs Rachel down with all of her heaviness,  then Rachel has to pull the Jimmy's cinnamon buns out of the freezer and pour the Christie Brinkley prosecco to take off the edge.

Kerstin has previously mentioned a babysitter who moved with her from California, who she has also said was integral to having her life function properly.

What support does #ilovemyhusband offer?

Sounds like others have to fill in the many empty spots Kerstin has in her life.

 

And she feels she can coach others on how to live? This girl sounds like she needs an army of yes men just to get through the day.....

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54 minutes ago, Aerohalen said:

funny thing,Rachel also spent thanksgiving with Courtney Cason and Elise Ivey

 

 

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And Gingerpuss was with Alberti and his family.

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22 minutes ago, Lady J said:

And Gingerpuss was with Alberti and his family.

And Meghan Murray also stopped by Alberti's home.  She had it on her IG stories.  She said she didn't stay for dinner because she had dinner at her mom and dad's home

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1 hour ago, lovemesomejoolery said:

And Meghan Murray also stopped by Alberti's home.  She had it on her IG stories.  She said she didn't stay for dinner because she had dinner at her mom and dad's home

I’ll say this, Alberti has a good looking family.

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Funny how kerstink and the skunk preach about their bff’s from the q when in all reality, those alleged bff’s are always spending their time with other people and there are no real photos of them together.  Unless of course it’s the kerstink making her friend appear “less than” her holy broccoli ness 

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Did we even hear or see anything about Stinky and Rachel being friends up until a few weeks ago? All of a sudden they’re supposed to be best buddies and K is patronising R all over her trashy, self centred little IG account?


I doubt if Kirsten would piss on Rachel if she was on fire.  

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3 hours ago, Burly said:

Did we even hear or see anything about Stinky and Rachel being friends up until a few weeks ago? All of a sudden they’re supposed to be best buddies and K is patronising R all over her trashy, self centred little IG account?


I doubt if Kirsten would piss on Rachel if she was on fire.  

No,Rachel i think is the only real friend she has there.they have spent time together during the holidays through the years.i think Rachel is the only one there who puts up with her crap..

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14 hours ago, CandyApple said:

On IG, Kerstin is thanking the Lord for Rachel.

Without Rachel's love and support, Kerstin said she wouldn't be the person she is.

Thanks a lot, Rachel.

That's a big burden to put on someone.  She probably weighs Rachel down with all of her heaviness,  then Rachel has to pull the Jimmy's cinnamon buns out of the freezer and pour the Christie Brinkley prosecco to take off the edge.

Kerstin has previously mentioned a babysitter who moved with her from California, who she has also said was integral to having her life function properly.

What support does #ilovemyhusband offer?

Sounds like others have to fill in the many empty spots Kerstin has in her life.

 

And she feels she can coach others on how to live? This girl sounds like she needs an army of yes men just to get through the day.....

Watching super hyper Kirsten with Alberti on Saturday Morning Gifts. She's sporting her Little Bo Peep hairdo with curls, curds and whey...  she looks ridiculous.

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20 hours ago, dextr1276 said:

Sounds perfect to me!! 

There's no paper in their house? How dumb is it to scrawl a message on the bathroom mirror? 

He was trying to be cute.  Its not cute when you touch my lipstick.  IF he actually wrote that message.  It was probably Kerstin trying to make her male followers jealous.    Gross.

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11 hours ago, Burly said:

Did we even hear or see anything about Stinky and Rachel being friends up until a few weeks ago? All of a sudden they’re supposed to be best buddies and K is patronising R all over her trashy, self centred little IG account?


I doubt if Kirsten would piss on Rachel if she was on fire.  

They've been close friends forever and I can't really pinpoint when it happened, but it's been a long time that we've seen Rachel on her IG account.  For a while there, Rachel was on it all the time - she, Kerstin, Alberti and Mary DeAngelis were like the 4 Musketeers (I think they even called themselves that), always walking together and posting pictures on their respective IG accounts.  

I think Rachel also has a connection with Kerstin because she is adopted, as are some of Kerstin's children.

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On 9/26/2021 at 5:31 AM, Watcher25 said:

I noticed I don’t see posts with  Rachel Boesing and Kerstink hanging out. They use to be the best of friends. I guess Rachel got tired of drama and BS.

Tell me she doesn’t read this forum 😂🤣 She hasn’t  spoke about or posted pics of Rachel in a LONG TIME. I made this post and others have also. Out of nowhere, here comes a picture of her and Rachel hiking. Now she is thanking God for their friendship .😉 Kerstinky, no one is buying your BS 🤢 Not even Rachel.

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