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Kerstin Lindquist: Bad to the (Pubic) Bone

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“Kerstin Lindquist: Where’s Her Crown?”

Or 

“Kerstin Lindquist: Wears Her Crown!”

 

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Kerstin Lindquist: Little Bo Peep Show

Kerstin Lindquist: Broccoli, with a Tequila Chaser

Kerstin Lindquist: Laugh, Cry, Pull Down Your Bottoms

Kerstin Lindquist: Lobster Bait

Kerstin Lindquist: Wannabe Coppertone Girl

Kerstin Lindquist: Pockets of Unhappy

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Saw her on just now while I was eating lunch: she awkwardly avoided introducing the product OAP (Dr. Erum Ilyas) by name, saying she would "get his name wrong."

Up pops the good doctor via Skype:

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You know what they say happens when you assume, Kerstin... 🤣 🤣 🤣

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22 minutes ago, MisterShrug said:

Saw her on just now while I was eating lunch: she awkwardly avoided introducing the product OAP (Dr. Erum Ilyas) by name, saying she would "get his name wrong."

Up pops the good doctor via Skype:

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You know what they say happens when you assume, Kerstin... 🤣 🤣 🤣

Wow.

QVC, this is just shameful.

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Kerstinky lamenting once again.  Apparently, she's having another rough week she wasn't expecting.

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45 minutes ago, JohnnyStar5 said:

She turns every single normal, daily situation lots of people face into a freaking Existential Crisis!

she seems like the type of person that everything just has to be "so",if anything is off,she has a meltdown.

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1 hour ago, mpeeps said:

Kerstinky lamenting once again.  Apparently, she's having another rough week she wasn't expecting.

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Wow, what a miserable existence she has. 🙄 

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Gloom, despair and agony on me

Deep, dark depression, excessive misery.

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

Gloom, despair and agony on me...

Lyrics from Buck Owens on HeeHaw.

 

Poor Skanky, NOT.  Such a terrible life.   She is full of 💩.

 

 

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7 hours ago, JohnnyStar5 said:

She turns every single normal, daily situation lots of people face into a freaking Existential Crisis!

 

Kerstin Lindquist: Sham Pain and Tequila 

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10 hours ago, mpeeps said:

Kerstinky lamenting once again.  Apparently, she's having another rough week she wasn't expecting.

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Handy to have a built-in cauldron on the patio 🧙‍♀️ 

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22 minutes ago, Captain Bob said:

Not sure I can take a thread all about Kerstin. She's as annoying as Shawn, but lacks the fun factor.

i see you there

but looking hard for the fun in shawn 

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31 minutes ago, hummingbird said:

i see you there

but looking hard for the fun in shawn 

Shawn's like a blooper reel - a mess but good for some laughs. Kerstin somehow just makes me angry.

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46 minutes ago, hummingbird said:

i see you there

but looking hard for the fun in shawn 

Easy.  If Shawn owned that fire cauldron she'd let you roast Rastelli hot dogs and marshmallows over it.  Just bring some vino to share.

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5 hours ago, Captain Bob said:

Not sure I can take a thread all about Kerstin. She's as annoying as Shawn, but lacks the fun factor.

I do have trepidation at the thought that, upon learning of this thread, she will write a book about “my journey overcoming persecution.” 🤮

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8 minutes ago, MisterShrug said:

I do have trepidation at the thought that, upon learning of this thread, she will write a book about “my journey overcoming persecution.” 🤮

With a little help from four or five co-writers. 

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On 9/15/2020 at 2:38 PM, MisterShrug said:

Saw her on just now while I was eating lunch: she awkwardly avoided introducing the product OAP (Dr. Erum Ilyas) by name, saying she would "get his name wrong."

Up pops the good doctor via Skype:

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You know what they say happens when you assume, Kerstin... 🤣 🤣 🤣

Whatever happened to the practice of QVC hosts coming in a couple of hours before their shows to read up on the products and get prepared? If Kerstin had done her prep, she would have known the doctor was a woman, and how to pronounce her name.

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6 minutes ago, Somebody Stop Me said:

Seriously. Like, she couldn’t have freaking GOOGLED the doctor and at least learned “he” was no he?!

This merits a damn good talking-to from her boss; it's literally part of her job to know who the hell she's talking to on-air.

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