Somebody Stop Me September 14, 2020 Share September 14, 2020 Kerstin Lindquist: Exhibitionist, Broccoli-Eater, Christian. 3 3 Link to comment
LeeDenny September 14, 2020 Share September 14, 2020 "Where's my (broccoli) crown?" 11 Link to comment
mpeeps September 14, 2020 Share September 14, 2020 Thanks! How about: Kerstinky, Where's My Crown and Bikini? 5 Link to comment
From Where I Sit September 14, 2020 Share September 14, 2020 (edited) Kerstin Thinquest Edited September 14, 2020 by Fromwhereisit 7 Link to comment
Somebody Stop Me September 14, 2020 Share September 14, 2020 Kerstin Lindquist: Starving for attention (literally) 14 Link to comment
Burly September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 (edited) “Kerstin Lindquist: Where’s Her Crown?” Or “Kerstin Lindquist: Wears Her Crown!” Edited September 15, 2020 by Burly 5 1 Link to comment
letusprocrastinate September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Spokeswoman for the Broccoli Industry 1 Link to comment
AuntCarol September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 The Skinny on Kerstin Lindquist. 3 1 Link to comment
deaja September 15, 2020 Author Share September 15, 2020 I'm going to add a poll but I'm going to give people more time to make suggestions before doing so. 2 Link to comment
letusprocrastinate September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Broccoli Have Crowns 2 Link to comment
Somebody Stop Me September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 The *Essential* Kerstin Lindquist 1 2 Link to comment
Lady J September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Everyone is jealous of Kerstin. 4 1 Link to comment
Burly September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Kerstin Lindquist: Pubic Bonehead. 10 Link to comment
CandyApple September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 (edited) nm Edited September 15, 2020 by CandyApple Didn't like mine 4 Link to comment
JohnnyStar5 September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Kerstin: Green, Lean, Obscene 8 3 Link to comment
Friday September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Kerstin Lindquist: Pubic for the Public Kerstin Lindquist: Lobster Woman The Skinny on Kerstin Kerstin Does Broccoli 8 Link to comment
mpeeps September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Kerstinky: Pockets of Happy in Lindquist Land 2 Link to comment
From Where I Sit September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Kerstin, The Indecent Broccoli Link to comment
MisterShrug September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Kerstin Lindquist: Little Bo Peep Show Kerstin Lindquist: Broccoli, with a Tequila Chaser Kerstin Lindquist: Laugh, Cry, Pull Down Your Bottoms Kerstin Lindquist: Lobster Bait Kerstin Lindquist: Wannabe Coppertone Girl Kerstin Lindquist: Pockets of Unhappy 6 1 Link to comment
MisterShrug September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Saw her on just now while I was eating lunch: she awkwardly avoided introducing the product OAP (Dr. Erum Ilyas) by name, saying she would "get his name wrong." Up pops the good doctor via Skype: You know what they say happens when you assume, Kerstin... 🤣 🤣 🤣 7 1 Link to comment
Friday September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Kerstin Lindquist: Bad to the (Pubic) Bone 16 1 Link to comment
lovemesomejoolery September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 22 minutes ago, MisterShrug said: Saw her on just now while I was eating lunch: she awkwardly avoided introducing the product OAP (Dr. Erum Ilyas) by name, saying she would "get his name wrong." Up pops the good doctor via Skype: You know what they say happens when you assume, Kerstin... 🤣 🤣 🤣 Wow. QVC, this is just shameful. 10 Link to comment
TexasTiffany September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Kerstin: Who Knew Broccoli Had a Pubic Bone? Kerstin: I'm So Happy I'm Depressed 10 1 Link to comment
mpeeps September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 (edited) Kerstinky lamenting once again. Apparently, she's having another rough week she wasn't expecting. Edited September 15, 2020 by mpeeps 1 2 Link to comment
JohnnyStar5 September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 She turns every single normal, daily situation lots of people face into a freaking Existential Crisis! 1 14 Link to comment
Aerohalen September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 45 minutes ago, JohnnyStar5 said: She turns every single normal, daily situation lots of people face into a freaking Existential Crisis! she seems like the type of person that everything just has to be "so",if anything is off,she has a meltdown. 9 Link to comment
LeeDenny September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 1 hour ago, mpeeps said: Kerstinky lamenting once again. Apparently, she's having another rough week she wasn't expecting. Wow, what a miserable existence she has. 🙄 9 4 Link to comment
kittygirl September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Gloom, despair and agony on me Deep, dark depression, excessive misery. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Gloom, despair and agony on me... Lyrics from Buck Owens on HeeHaw. Poor Skanky, NOT. Such a terrible life. She is full of 💩. 9 Link to comment
Showthyme September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 Keratin thirstquest and her pubic bone. 3 1 Link to comment
MisterShrug September 15, 2020 Share September 15, 2020 7 hours ago, JohnnyStar5 said: She turns every single normal, daily situation lots of people face into a freaking Existential Crisis! Kerstin Lindquist: Sham Pain and Tequila 7 Link to comment
From Where I Sit September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 Kerstin Lindquist: Eat, Pray, Love? 2 Link to comment
Burly September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 10 hours ago, mpeeps said: Kerstinky lamenting once again. Apparently, she's having another rough week she wasn't expecting. Handy to have a built-in cauldron on the patio 🧙♀️ 16 Link to comment
Captain Bob September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 Not sure I can take a thread all about Kerstin. She's as annoying as Shawn, but lacks the fun factor. 2 7 Link to comment
Captain Bob September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 31 minutes ago, hummingbird said: i see you there but looking hard for the fun in shawn Shawn's like a blooper reel - a mess but good for some laughs. Kerstin somehow just makes me angry. 1 6 Link to comment
letusprocrastinate September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 (edited) 46 minutes ago, hummingbird said: i see you there but looking hard for the fun in shawn Easy. If Shawn owned that fire cauldron she'd let you roast Rastelli hot dogs and marshmallows over it. Just bring some vino to share. Edited September 16, 2020 by letusprocrastinate 3 Link to comment
deaja September 16, 2020 Author Share September 16, 2020 The poll has been created! Please no more name suggestions in here, but please do take a moment to go vote here. 4 Link to comment
MisterShrug September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Captain Bob said: Not sure I can take a thread all about Kerstin. She's as annoying as Shawn, but lacks the fun factor. I do have trepidation at the thought that, upon learning of this thread, she will write a book about “my journey overcoming persecution.” 🤮 11 Link to comment
Somebody Stop Me September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, MisterShrug said: I do have trepidation at the thought that, upon learning of this thread, she will write a book about “my journey overcoming persecution.” 🤮 With a little help from four or five co-writers. 10 Link to comment
Coffeecup September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 2:38 PM, MisterShrug said: Saw her on just now while I was eating lunch: she awkwardly avoided introducing the product OAP (Dr. Erum Ilyas) by name, saying she would "get his name wrong." Up pops the good doctor via Skype: You know what they say happens when you assume, Kerstin... 🤣 🤣 🤣 Whatever happened to the practice of QVC hosts coming in a couple of hours before their shows to read up on the products and get prepared? If Kerstin had done her prep, she would have known the doctor was a woman, and how to pronounce her name. 1 13 Link to comment
Elle820 September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 5:25 PM, LeeDenny said: Wow, what a miserable existence she has. 🙄 She also looks dirty too! 7 Link to comment
Somebody Stop Me September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 Seriously. Like, she couldn’t have freaking GOOGLED the doctor and at least learned “he” was no he?! 1 9 Link to comment
Syringa Vulgaris September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Somebody Stop Me said: Seriously. Like, she couldn’t have freaking GOOGLED the doctor and at least learned “he” was no he?! This merits a damn good talking-to from her boss; it's literally part of her job to know who the hell she's talking to on-air. 13 Link to comment
7EasyPayments September 16, 2020 Share September 16, 2020 Broccoli is my favorite 'good for you' vegetable. Don't slander it by linking with Kerstunk !!!!! 🤪 Maybe she was channeling Aerosmith. LOLOLOL 4 1 Link to comment
JohnnyStar5 September 17, 2020 Share September 17, 2020 Welcome! And have a stalk of broccoli 🥦! 4 Link to comment
deaja September 17, 2020 Author Share September 17, 2020 Please remember that if someone is posting against site rules, the Report button is your friend. The Reply button is not. Thanks. 2 Link to comment
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