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S08.E21: The Assanti Brothers LIVE CHAT

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Is it just me or are more items than usual being blurred? No brand wants to be associated with this mess.

Steven giving "parental guidance" to a teenage girl. 😥

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3 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Feel the sweet sting of cognac and crème de menthe in the classic Stinger cocktail.

Ingredients

2 ounces cognac

1 ounce white crème de menthe

Steps

Add the ingredients into a mixing glass with ice and stir.

Strain into a rocks glass over crushed ice.

So many memories drinking these, it is a wonder I can remember at all !!!! 👀

Oh god I loved stingers! (though as a former bartender, I have to say that they are shaken, not stirred.) either way they are delicious. and deadly. Don't have more than two if you don't want to end up in the back of a pickup truck headed for the border, or in a phone booth in a city 2000 miles from your home with nothing in your pockets but a fortune cookie.  

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Who the hell would allow Steven around their child?!

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1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Steven's blood test showed high levels of opiates?! Who's shocked? 😐

But how does he 'score' ? He can't even buy a box of cereal w/o assistance !!!!

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I'm sure the drugs have no influence on this relationship at all!

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3 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Whose children are eating furniture?

What a flat affect Justin has when Dr Now asks if he has more energy

The TLC shows full of feral children and the parents making money off them. 

Steven — you are no one’s parent. 

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Just now, Giant Misfit said:

I just got home from work and ... why are there handcuffs on his lanyard?

Also, what kind of horrible mental illness does one have to have to have sex with this cloven-footed, walking garbage dump? 

You can't get home from work late on the season finale...the Assantis!!!

Get ready for another hour of bullshit!!

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"I'm not gonna be focused on food I'm gonna be focused on sex."

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She's not a "porn star," she's a "massage therapist." 😄 

You don't talk to "your bro" because he doesn't want anything to do with you!

 

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I hope the stepdaughter has other people in her life besides her mom and Steven.

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Massage therapist is the total opposite of porn star?! Not always...

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Please, please Steven Do Not describe what you mean by "the rest is history" when it comes to your relationship with your new woman! And she has a daughter too! Poor kid.

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Just now, Chicklet said:

I'm sure the drugs have no influence on this relationship at all!

Insurance policy. 

 

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Please, please, please never say the word sex and refer to you having it.

I didn't do anything so horrible to deserve this mental picture or the corresponding smells.

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Just now, babyhouseman said:

I hope the stepdaughter has other people in her life besides her mom and Steven.

Such as Dr. Bellows, Fraiser & Niall, 

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Why would he think a porn star would want to be with him?

What is wrong with his eyebrow;  it looks like he has one that was cut in half. 

I can tell this relationship is only about how it helps him.   I feel sorry for the teenage girl that he thinks he will be parenting. 

This man child is mental.

 

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2 minutes ago, Gbb said:

Who the hell would allow Steven around their child?!

A prostitute. A porn star

A massage therapist.

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1 minute ago, Gbb said:

Massage therapist is the total opposite of porn star?! Not always...

It’s Iowa. Probably a cam girl or amateur. 

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2 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

But how does he 'score' ? He can't even buy a box of cereal w/o assistance !!!!

I wonder if he might be dealing.

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1 minute ago, Gbb said:

Massage therapist is the total opposite of porn star?! Not always...

Does she believe in happy endings?

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7 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

The fun thing about Baileys is that it looks like chocolate milk. Cheers! 🥂

Back in the day my friend and I would take thermoses to the beach and say they were iced coffee, but they were Kahlua sombreros. good times. 

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Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys the GF must be insane, something is up. Maybe she just wants to be on TV

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They've been together for awhile. I thought they got married. 

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2 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

The TLC shows full of feral children and the parents making money off them. 

I meant which specific feral children?  I sorta like the Alabama sextuplets.   I will show myself out. 

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HEAVENS!!!  Has this turned into an episode of "THE TWILIGHT ZONE"?

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Did the online girlfriend see any of his shows? See his legs? Yes, it's not all about  appearance, but he's got some substantial medical issues going forward with those legs and loose skin. I don't know if I'd sign up for that, especially with a child at home.

And why, for the love of all that's holy, would you bring Steven, or any man, into your home with your daughter when you only know him from the internet?

I still need to know where he lives in Iowa. I can imagine he'd have to come here to the university hospital for some of his issues if he's in a small town. Actually, unless you're in Des Moines, most of Iowa is small town. 😄 

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Really splurged for good quality wedding video.  Looks like it was shot by a 20 year old cellphone.

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What have I missed in the past hour? Also how did he get someone to marry him?

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What a, um, romantic wedding... 

The thought of kissing him...I'm gonna need more Baileys.

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Just now, Armchair Critic said:

How romantic 🙄

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3 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

They've been together for awhile. I thought they got married. 

They did you are right...wowsa

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I don't know if I can watch this.  The wedding...and the aftermath.  

I left to make some cucumber salad because it's so hot. I returned to Stephen marrying. Ugh. 

That gave me a hot flash.

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Why is there Vasoline on the lens?!🤷‍♀️

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1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

They did you are right...wowsa

And she is nice looking too! Who knows??? 

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1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

What a, um, romantic wedding... 

The thought of kissing him...I'm gonna need more Baileys.

Last commercial break I finally decided on Irish Cream myself.

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1 minute ago, Splashes said:

What have I missed in the past hour? Also how did he get someone to marry him?

Successful prescriptions for opiates from several doctors?

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Is the officiant marrying them at a distance because Steven stinks at his own wedding. The wedding night was probably really very "special."

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2 minutes ago, aliya said:

 

I still need to know where he lives in Iowa. I can imagine he'd have to come here to the university hospital for some of his issues if he's in a small town. Actually, unless you're in Des Moines, most of Iowa is small town. 😄 

I googled, and he was seen in Des Moines.

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Just now, libgirl2 said:

And she is nice looking too! Who knows??? 

I have seen pictures of her

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